The Legend of Three Kingdoms 三 国 传 奇

Chapter 8: The Battle at Hu Lao Gate ( 中 )

At the church-shaped Hu Lao Gate, the 3 heroes are in great danger. Zhang Fei is bleeding severely while the Red Hare continue pawing on him and Liu Bei and Guan Yu are exhausted from the entire running. Now, Lu Bu is giving the coup de grace to the fallen heroes when…

Fei: Er… what’s that shinny thing in the sky er… ERRRrrr… I think I see the STARS er…

Bei: My baby! What did you say?

Staring at the stars in broad daylight (???), Zhang Fei’s body started to mutate! All of a sudden, he transformed into a mighty gorilla!

Fei: offfff…offfff…

Bei: yeah Baby yeah! My brother evolved into Deng Kong! Go after Lu Bu, my brother!

Bu: Oh no! The circumstances are against me now. Let’s go, Red Hare.

Lu Bu rode off with the Red Hare immediately after witnessing Zhang Fei’s wrath. Meanwhile, Zhang Fei grabbed Liu Bei and Guan Yu with his hands and started crushing them.

Bei: My baby! Zhang Fei has gone berserk! He’s going to kill us!!!

Yu: Ma…save me…

All of a sudden, when it seems like there’s no hope, a bunny suddenly dashed out from a bush and bit Zhang Fei. Miraculously, Zhang Fei transformed back to human…

Bei: Yeah~baby~yeah! You are naked, Zhang Fei!

Yu: Ma…this is too obscene….

Fei: 不 要 无 聊 lah, 你 们 自 己 也 不 是 长 成 这 样！！

Yu: But we are not as ugly as you.

Fei: Diam Lah! 不 用 你 来 跟 我 讲，ok?

In the Hu Lao Gate, Lu Bu is falling out with Dong Zhuo… what could the reason be?

Bu: You thief! How could you steal my things?

Zhuo: MONG! You are the one who steal my things!

Bu: shut up! I wouldn’t allow anyone to steal my A4 E.maths exercise book!

Zhuo: Neither do I allow anyone to steal my zhi 虫 !

Soon, they began fighting between each other… what is the reason behind all this? Find out in the final installment of… The Battle at Hu Lao Gate!

Yu: Zhang Fei, you are still naked!

Fei: Diam Lah!