The Legend Of Three Kingdoms 三 国 传 奇

Chapter 7: Battle at Hu Lao Gate ( 上 )

Dong Zhuo’s tyranny became well-known to many and although they were angry, they dare not to do anything to resist this tyrant…except for one man ----Yuan Shao. He gathered the 7 retards that brought down Zhang Jiao and prepared for an attack on Hu Lao Gate…

Shao: Today we shall bring down Hu Lao Gate. 好，我再说多一遍 … today we shall bring down Hu Lao Gate. 谁没有带课本的站起来！

Fei: Er…老师 , 为什么要带课本… er …

Shao: 哪个混蛋说的？

Fei: Diam lah!

Shao: 你再说多一次我给你一巴掌 har!

Bei: My Baby! We are going for war and we are still fighting among ourselves!

Yu: Ma… I want to go home…

Cao: Rest assure that my H.X. gang will crush them.

Jian: What’s that?

Dun: It stands for Han Xiao gang.

Gai: Diam lah, 你这个嘴巴歪一边的！

Shao: 好，全班给我安静.

Fei: Er…Charge!!!

Shao: 你这个饭桶har, 我还没下令呢！

Bei: My Baby! We must follow our brother… hurry up, Guan Yu.

Yu: Ma, I want to go toilet…

Shao: 好，既然他们走了， we shall defend the main camp…

While the ‘leftovers’ are defending the main camp, the three brothers had reached HU Lao Gate which looks like a church. There, a huge red bunny appeared!

Fei: Er…bunny er…

Bei: My Baby! That’s the Red Hare. Look who’s up there?

Guan: Oh no! it’s Lu Bu… Lu Bu’s here! Ma, 我怕怕！

Bu: Today I shall eliminate you!

Fei: Here Bunny Bunny … ER… don’t bite me!

Bu: Chase after me if you can.

Bei: 做么，谁怕谁！

Yu: Ma, I want to go home…

While Zhang Fei is being thrashed by the Red Hare, Lu Bu is making Liu Bei and Guan Yu chasing him around Hu Lao Gate. Soon, Liu Bei and Guan Yu became exhausted after running 7 rounds and Zhang Fei lay on the ground, bleeding severely while the Red Hare is still biting him… will this be the end of the three brothers? Find out in the next part of The Battle at Hu Lao Gate!

Fei: Er… I think I need a doctor er…