The Legend Of Three Kingdoms 三 国 传 奇

Chapter 6: 美 人 计

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Lu Bu: Hui Mun
Diao Chan: Unable to disclose

Having an empire of his own, what Dong Zhuo needed most would be a strong general who could ace his left and right flank. It was then he heard a report from his scout that there was a guy from the neighbourhood cult that could run for 3 hours round the soccer field non-stop. He immediately asks him to his palace.

Zhuo: I believe your name is Lu Bu, no?

Bu: Of course! What do you want with me?

Zhuo: I want you to join my army.

Bu: Why should I?

Zhuo: I will give you special gifts.

Bu: Let me hear first.

Zhuo: First is the …Red Hare!

Bu: I’m not a bunny freak.

Zhuo: Never mind. The second would be a Porsche.

Bu: What is a Porsche?

Zhuo: ……Ok, here’s the third and last one… an A4 E.maths exercise book.

Bu: WHAT!

Zhuo: (Haiz…seems like there’s no hope liao)

Bu: I want it! Give me that! I will join your army1

Zhuo: Really? Ok, agreed.

It was thus how Lu Bu became the son of Dong Zhuo. However, in a broken down house, a plot against Dong Zhuo was devised…

Father: We must save this country, my beloved daughters. I need one of you to capture the hearts of Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo and make them fight against each other… but who should I send? I know, I shall send whoever that stole my things before.

Diao Chan: Sis did that, not me.

Father: don’t lie, I know it’s you. Now go.

In Dong Zhuo’s palace…

Father: I am here to sell you my daughter, Diao Chan as your maid.

Zhuo: (I think I started to fall in love with her…)

Zhuo: Ok, I accept your offer.

After a while, at Lu Bu’s church…

Father: I have long heard of your name. I wish to betroth my daughter, Diao Chan to you.

Bu: I will accept your offer on one condition. That is, your family must go to the church this Saturday.

Father: Agreed.

It seems like Diao Chan’s Father’s plan is carrying out smoothly. What will happen next? Find out in the next chapter of The Legend of Three kingdoms!

Chan: thieves, thieves!!