The Legend of Three Kingdoms 三 国 传 奇

Chapter 5: The Massacre of the Ten Eunuchs

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Dong Zhuo: ZHIRONG
ZALF: Zombie Army Left Flank
ZARF: Zombie Army Right Flank
???: Undisclosed yet

Although Peace was restored, it did not last long. At another part of China, there was a foolish emperor who listened to ten corrupted eunuchs in the palace and executed several loyal subjects. Angered by this situation, one unlikely hero rose up to stop the situation.

Soldier: Oh no, Dong Zhuo and his army of 4845 zombies had stormed into the palace.

Emperor: ahhh… someone save me.

Zhuo: ENOUGH! Today I shall kill you, you foolish emperor. Even Sun Quan is better than you!

Emperor: Wait a minute, Sun Quan has not appeared during this era yet!

Zhuo: 不 要 吵 啦！看 招，弹 指 神 功！

Emperor: Ahrrrr…

ZALF: Congratulations. You have become the new emperor.

ZARF: A new chaos shall surface!

It seems like Dong Zhuo has other motives for overthrowing the emperor… but what could it be? Meanwhile, the ten eunuchs are escaping from Dong Zhuo’s clutches.

Zhuo: It is not over yet! I shall slay the ten eunuchs, for it was them that I lost my ****

Dong Zhuo immediately charged out and rounded up the ten eunuchs. He then use his special skills one by one…

Zhuo: 弹 指 神 功！乾 坤 大 魔移 ！天 使 之 吻！我 是 智 荣！毛 霸 天 下！死 神 的 制 裁！吸 血 大 法！神 经 儿 童！天 生 蠢 才！还 有… 必 杀，吓 人！

With this series of skills, the ten eunuchs died one after another, with their tongue sticking out. However, one man manage to survive by hiding in the 太 屎 池(toilet) and to take revenge for his beloved country, he hatched a plan that would kill two Daniels (Big Birds) with one stone. The plan would be to…

???: thieves, thieves!