The legend Of Three Kingdoms 三国传奇
Chapter 3: The Yellow Turban Rebellion (中)
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Zhang Jiao: Jason Chan
At the battlefield, 3 clouds of weird smoke not yet dispersed. At cloud 1…
Zhang: Er…kanninah lah! Screw you lah! The chickens are too fast for me…I have
to use my Dengcalibur out now! Er…BUNNY FANG er…
Various sword waves suddenly flew out of the first cloud of smoke and
one-quarter of the yellow Turbans were annihilated. At the second cloud…
Liu: Yeah~ baby ~ yeah!
Cao: I’ll slash of your HANxiao!
Jian: I shall use the ‘Sun’ family style Spa-cial…The Zhi blessing!
Light falls down from the sky and landed unexpectedly on another one-quarter of
the yellow turbans. They suddenly felt MONG (by the way…I don’t know what
feeling MONG means either) and died all of a sudden. Meanwhile, at the last
cloud of smoke…
Guan: Ma…help me
Dun: What the hell?
Gai: Shut up lah, 你这个嘴巴歪一边的！Take this!
Xiahou Dun suddenly flew out of the smoke and after receiving that mighty blow
from Huang Gai on the face, his 嘴巴歪得 more horrible and this frightened another
one-quarter of the soldiers to death. Just then, the chickens whom Zhang Fei
failed to kill ran into the other two clouds of smoke and this made the others
suddenly realized they were fighting among themselves and turned their attention
to the remaining soldiers, some too frightened to move and some retreating
slowly…
Cao: Ha, ha, ha…Zhang Jiao wish to fight us with this pathetic number of
soldiers? Dream on, my Han Xiao army will crush them.
???: do you think you will succeed?
As a mysterious figure appeared from the peak of a bunny-shaped mountain,
everyone looked up.
Liu: My baby! You are …you are…
Everyone: DISEASE!
Zhang: BUNNY!
Zhang Jiao: Stop it lah! I’m not DISEASE! I am Zhang Jiao (脏脚).
I shall infect all of you with a deadly virus!
Everyone’s toes started to bleed
Liu: My baby, it’s the Bloody Toes curse!
Will the heroes ever survive this crisis? Find out in the final chapter of The
Yellow Turban Rebellion saga!
Guan: Ma, I want to go toilet!