The Legend Of Three Kingdoms 三国传奇

Chapter 2: The Yellow Turban Rebellion (上)

Cast

Liu: Lingxiang
Guan: Guan Yi
Zhang: Mr Deng
Commander: Kelvin Yeo
Cao: Yuen Han
Dun: Nicholas
Jian: Susan Wong
Gai: Teo Ah Siong

At the assembly ground, four unsightly figures were seen....

Commander: I have a special mission for the three of you from today onwards

Zhang: 干吗? 做么? 不要无聊lah!

Commander: Shut up! Private Zhang Fei, I order you to down 500.

Zhang: Diam lah! 我的事不用你管ok?

Guan: Ma, ca I go toilet?

Liu: Yeah~ baby~ yeah

Commander: Why must I, of all people, stuck with these three retards….

Liu: My baby, did you say something?

Commander: never mind, now about your spa-cial mission,,,

Zhang: Ee…I think it is pronounced as SPECIAL er…

Commander: Listen! Your task is to assist in attacking the Yellow Turbans.

Guan: Ma, can I fight?

Zhang: Diam lah, Paikia. We should be happy that we are finally put to good use. Bunny army er…tomorrow will be our big day er…ERRRrrrr…don’t bite me err…

Liu: My Baby! I can’t wait to battle!

The next morning, at the battlefield…
Zhang: CHARGE!

Liu: My baby, our brother is so brave. Look, he’s already charged off with his so-called bunny army.

Guan: Big bro, I think he is sidetracking! I think he’s…he’s…He’s RUNNING INTO THE CHICKEN FARM NEARBY!!

Zhang: er…today I shall make mincemeat out of you yellow turbans er…

Liu: My baby! That’s our food supply! How can we survive without eggs!

Taking out his butcher knife, Zhang Fei started slashing the chickens while the bunnies were biting him.

Cao (to Liu): Your brother is rather Lame.

Jian: Both of you are lame lah!

Liu: WHAT!

The three started fighting among each other as if they are enemies in their past tives.

Guan: Big Bro, stop fighting. Ma…save me!!

Dun: Your brother is rather lame.

Gai: Both of you are lame lah!

Another fight occurred between the three of them.

Now the entire battlefield is in chaos. Three great battles happened among the Allies while the yellow turban soldiers could only stare retardly at them. What will happen next?

STAY TUNE FOR CHAPTER 3!!!

Zhang: er…her her her!

Liu, Cao & Jian: I’ll kill you

Guan: Ma, save me!!!