Act 3: Old Man meets Young Man

Not long after 赌翁 left LT4, he arrives at the affinity and suddenly a someone appears from behind the glass window and do an act cute bite…

赌翁: Arrrrggghhhhhh….见鬼了!!!

Jun Hao: Hmph…so this old man is supposed to be my master? I don’t see anything special about him.

赌翁: You kuku la! I old man young heart still not special r? At least I not like you…young man old heart.

Jun Hao: What did you say? I where got old heart? See? I can act cute de leh… (doing his act cute bite again)

赌翁: Arrrrggghhhhhh…(runs off)

[At a riverside (when does the school have a riverside?), a beam of light shoots down and hair starts to drop down again.]

赌翁: You kuku la! Don’t always come down like that la…你明白吗? 不明白要问!

Ok-not: *cough* Anyway, it seems that Jun Hao refuse to submit. Hence, I shall bestow you this circlet, ok-not?

赌翁: You kuku la! Never explain to me how I use?

Ok-not: I am going to…so listen ok-not? As you puts this thing on Jun Hao’s head, he will have to listen to your every command.

赌翁: Herherher…I see I see.

赌翁: Wait a minute…why?

Ok-not: You put on and try.

[ 赌翁 puts on the circlet ]

Ok-not (takes out a remote control with Affinity logo): So if I press this button here…(presses a button)

Circlet: Ok-not…ok-not…ok-not…ok-not…

赌翁: Arrrrrggggghhhhhhh…

Ok-not: See? It basically breaks down a person mentally with constant chanting. Use it carefully ok-not?

赌翁: Can can can can can la! I shall make sure he submits.

[Back at the Affinity]

Jun Hao: What? It’s you again? What do you want this time?

赌翁: Herherher…I have brought you a present. (hands out the Circlet)

Jun Hao: Hmph..trying to bribe me is it? (Do his act cute bite)

Jun Hao: Wait a minute…isn’t that the Bear Bear Accessory RX-0354.

赌翁: Herherher…yes…and you can be real cute when you wear this.

Jun Hao: Haha…gimme that(do his act cute bite)

[ 赌翁 fainted and Jun Hao graps the circlet and puts it on]

Jun Hao: Hahahahaha…now I am the cutest in the universe!!!

赌翁: You kuku la…you are already tricked. Here, take this. (press the activation button)

Circlet: Ok-not…ok-not…ok-not…ok-not…

Jun Hao: Noooooooooooooooooooooo………

赌翁: Herherher…now you know my terror…or rather ok-not’s terror.

赌翁: However, if you submit to me, I shall let you off. 你明白吗? 不明白要问!

Jun Hao: Yes…anything…just stop this idiotic chant!!

[ 赌翁 deactivates the circlet]

赌翁: (since he’s 神经 because of me…)

赌翁: Alright! From today onwards you shall be 赌神 a.k.a. Magical Hands da Jun Hao.

Jun Hao: yes...my master (do his act cute bite again)

赌翁: Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh….

And hence, 赌翁 enlist the help of Jun Hao to aid him in his journey to Las Vegas. Will they ever make it there? Or will they die halfway due to Jun Hao’s  act cute skills? Follow the series of 赌游记 to find out.