Act Six: It’s a pervert! It’s a ghost! No…it’s PRINCE BILLY!!! (上篇)
David: Hey! I just heard about a strange rumour. ~YEAH~(do a gay’s thumb’s up) It seems that there’s apparently someone in the deserted castle south of here who always do the you-know-wat and the ladies in town are all living in fear. Some say he’s a pervert and some say it’s just some ghost.
Jun Hao: Let’s go investigate. (do an act-cute bite)
Eric: Yeah. Let’s go trash that disgusting pervert.
赌翁: You all ku-ku la! Always sidetrack from our journey to the west. 前次你们带我去逛 David’s (original master’s) mansion, 这次又想把我引来这里. I use zero cannon to blast you all er…herherher…
[They still went to that castle in the end]
赌翁: You all ku-ku la! This place have no treasure at all!
Jun Hao: Shhh…someone is coming…SOON!
[Just then, 17 pieces of econs answer script with crappy handwriting fall from the ceiling]
David: Oh my gosh…this is…this is…this handwriting is worse than mine! ~YEAH~ (do gay thumb’s up)
Eric: Hmph…such unsightly papers. But I could turn it into something of value though.
赌翁: herherher…不愧是赌侠! So what’s the plan?
Eric: I just need to sign on it! HA HA HA!!!
赌翁: you go hell la! Zero Cannon!!!
[And thus, Eric flew off from the castle….and David is doing a gay dance to celebrate his happiness in finding someone with lousy handwriting.]
赌翁: You also go to hell la! Your handwriting must worst er…somemore your dance so disgusting. Old man young heart strike!
[David flew off from the castle also]
Jun Hao: Haha…only I am the best right master? (do an act cute bite)
赌翁: Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!
[ 赌翁 did a 99 hit combo and smash Jun Hao out of the castle]
???: (sinister and high-pitched laughter)
赌翁: You ku-ku la…laugh until so er-xin! You also want to fly out arh?
??? : Silence! How dare you speak in such a tone in front of the Prince. I, who is known as the dashing Prince Billy shall send you to your grave! (sinister and high-pitched laughter)
赌翁: What?!
Billy: Look around you! What can you hope to accomplish with your allies gone? You have foolishly fall into my trap!!! (sinister and high-pitched laughter)
赌翁: Grrrr…
Finally…the villain has appeared! 赌翁 is now facing the greatest threat ever, and without his allies too! What could be worse than that? Is this the end of赌翁? Will our heroes survive through the crisis? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of赌游记!!!