Act Seven: It’s a pervert! It’s a ghost! No…it’s PRINCE BILLY!!! (下篇)

On the previous episode, 赌翁 had carelessly fall into the trap of the devious Prince Billy(self-proclaimed) and sent all his teammates flying, isolating himself. Now, the exhilarating battle of the two ku-kus had begun…

赌翁: You ku-ku la! I not ku-ku you know. From the front is赌翁, from the side赌翁, from the back also赌翁. Harhar…don’t say the front is赌翁, from the back become ku-ku er! 你明白吗? 不明白要问!

Billy: Take this! Dirty Joke Attack!

赌翁: Arrrggghhhh…好才我闪的快. If not I die leh…herherher…I old man, not superman you know? Don’t just attack all of a sudden!

Billy: (sinister and high-pitched laughter). Who ask you fight halfway go talk to the readers? Of course a despicable person like myself would not hesitate to stab you from the back when you not looking.

赌翁: You KU-KU la! Time for my counterattack! Zero Cannon!

Billy: Princely strike!

赌翁: Wah…you low blow me! Take this – Old man young heart!

Billy: 喂！ 不要喷到我满脸都是好不好？Hidden meaning attack!

And so, the two of them exchanged blows with each other until both of them are left with 1HP.

Billy: So, the time for the final strike has finally come. I shall win you and proclaim…I mean announce myself the rightful successor of the title King Billy! (sinister and high-pitched laughter).

赌翁: You ku-ku la! I shall show you my final trump card! Take this – maths test paper result!!!

Billy: 什么?! I got a 0 for my recent maths test? Noooooooooo….

Billy: I know le, must be because my luck not good. I must have forgotten to bring my voodoo doll that day. I always need it to do well for my exams de. 其实 that day my alarm never rang and I almost late for school I already know I bad luck already.

赌翁: Aye…aye..aye…quiet QUIET!!! Who wants to hear your rambling? My English you don’t understand is it? Then I speak Hokkien er…

Billy: Hmph, just you wait. I will certainly get my revenge on you. Today I will let you off.

Billy: MA-------MMMMMMYYYYYY

赌翁: herher…a crybaby like you can never hope to defeat me! Now, I better start finding those ku-kus back before they escape.

And thus, 赌翁 had triumph over the unsightly prince. He must now recover his lost teammates…will he ever make it in time to defeat the evil force in the west? And will he ever find back his 3 teammates? Continue reading to find out more.

PS. Don’t worry, Prince Billy will not be defeated so easily and you can be 100% sure of his return!