Act Four: Enter the Blackie!

Jun Hao: Master, our funds are going to be used up soon.

赌翁: Har? 什么!!! Then what do you propose we do?

Jun Hao: How about we raise 10 cents more for the titbits? (Doing the act cute bite)

赌翁: That wouldn’t do.

Jun Hao (Holding chest): Hmm…I heard that a demon is gaining power around this area recently and he is rumoured to be quite rich. I say we exterminate him.

 赌翁: That’s right, we shall 为民除害…herherher.

(At the demon’s mansion)

Jun Hao: Wow…this is a pretty nice place.

Jun Hao: Ah! That titbit will sell for a lot!

赌翁: You kuku la? That would make us petty thieves.

赌翁: I can’t disgrace the name of the Super Kuku, I have to be impartial and…

Jun Hao: And what?

赌翁: …plunder everything! Herherher.

Voice: Hahahahahaha.

Jun Hao: Who’s there laughing like a gay?

Voice: How rude, invading a man’s house and asking ‘Who’s there’

Jun Hao: What I said was ‘Who’s there laughing like a gay?’

Voice: But I gave you credit for your bravery. Haaa

(Someone jumps out from the toilet with a toilet scrubber)

Black guy: Viola!

(Everyone looks shocked)

Black guy: …forgive moi, I must leave you in awe.

Black guy: I am Maria Georgie de David! I am this mansion’s lord…

Jun Hao: So he is this castle’s lord?

David: …’s maid. Hahahahaha (doing the gay thumb’s up)

(Everyone goes into a daze)

David: Now is my turn to ask you! Who are you thieves?

赌翁: I am the Super Kuku a.k.a 赌翁! We are here to slay demons…你明白吗?  不明白要问!

David: I see. So you saw my potential and decide to strike first against moi.

David: Such wonderful intuition, Super Kuku.

赌翁: You kuku la…we have never even heard of you. It’s just coincidence that we are here.

David: *gasp* How dare you! I am the hero who travels around the world to help clean up. I am Maria Georgie…

赌翁: You kuku la! Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is ‘赌佣’

David: 赌,赌,赌…赌佣?!

Jun Hao: Looks like you hurt his pride, Master.

David: …

David: …

David: I like it! Yeah! (Doing his gay thumbs up)

(Everyone almost died)

David: From today onwards, I shall be your slave!

And so, Maria joins the duo as 赌佣.