| ((Two weeks later at band camp on the field)) Heero: ::holding fifth base in one hand:: Where do you want this? Drum captain: Um...on the fifty I guess. ::sweatdrop:: Heero ::throws it, lands 3 inches from the fifty:: I have failed, I must use the self-destruct button ::pulls out button:: Drum Captain: NOOO! Man, jeez, talk about high-strung. ::snatches button away from him:: Heero: But-but, my button...::sniff:: Drum Captain: March good and you get your button back. ::thinking fast:: Heero: Ok! ::runs off:: Drum Captain: Aie.. ((On the other side of the field)) Trumpet Section Leader: ...So Sprit is good but the Madison Scouts will kick our...apple pies, any day. Duo: What are those? ::confused:: Trumpet Section: ::looking at him:: You never heard of a drum corps? Duo: What's a drum corps? ::even more confused:: Trumpet Section: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A DRUM CORPS IS?!?!? Duo: Nooo....::sweatdrop:: Trumpet Section: Aie... ((On the tennis court)) Color Guard Instructor: And 5, 6, 7, 8...and hold! Good! Girls, I want you to take a look at Wufei's form. Mimic him, ok? Now 100 drop spins!! Wufei: ::grumble:: I will kill Quatre if it is the last thing I do...::picks up multi colored flag:: ((In the backfield)) Flute section leader: Dude..do you talk? ::poking Trowa:: Trowa: ... yes. Flute section leader: ::falls over:: DUDE! That was awesome! Do that more often, ok? Trowa: ::Tiny sweatdrop:: Quatre...be afraid ((On the front of the field)) Quatre: So what do I do with this? ::hold triangle:: Pit Captain: Just ding it on count two. Quatre: So I count to two and ding? ::confused:: Pit Captain: Noo..count to 4... Quatre: And ding on 2? Pit Captain: ::sighing:: Yes. Quatre: So I only ding it once in the whole song? ::even more confused:: Pit Captain: Why me? ::sobbing:: ((At the end of band camp)) Duo: ::rambling on about drum corps:: So see, at DCI competitions, it's amazing! The Blue Devils warm up with Star Wars: Duel of Fates and- Gundam Pilots: Duo? Duo: Yes? Gundam Pilots: SHUT UP! Duo: ::hides:: sorry.. Heero: ::randomly banging on things:: Quatre: Heero? Heero: ::looks up:: Quatre: Your mission is...not to drum for 5 minutes ::sweatdrop:: Heero: I cannot accept. Drumming is life. ::walks away, drumming:: Wufei: ::shows up, smelling like a Victoria�s Secrete store:: HI GUYS! ::goofy guard grin:: Duo&Quatre&Trowa: ::sweatdrop:: What happened to you? Wufei: Oh the girls just decided to give me a new look...like? ::shows off guard outfit:: Duo: ::thumbs up:: nice... Wufei: ::Grabs Trowa's arm:: Come on T! Time for your facial! Trowa: ...ok ::follows:: Duo: ::looks at Quatre:: Well Q... The Real Q: ::yanks him by braid:: What?? Duo: Sorry! I'm really sorry! Don't bust a cap in me! The Real Q: ::arches eyebrow:: Ok...:::lets him go:: Hey, our section leader just got the 2000-2001 show for Spirit on CD! Duo: Awe-tastic!! ::bounces off to go listen:: Quatre: Am I the only on that is normal anymore?! The Real Q: ::nods:: Yeah, pretty much...but not if I have anything to say about it ::evil grin:: Quatre: NOOO! ::tries to hide behind a piano:: The Real Q: ::grabs him and starts dragging:: Say, blondy...ever heard of Tampa Bay Thunder... God of Band: ::evil laugh:: BA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ((Fade out)) Back to other fanfiction |