Leper : Unclean

EPISODE FOUR : A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHINGNESS, BUM BUM BUM!

we begin...well, yeah, here :



piccolo : dadadadadadada! superdude!

EOMD : hey what's that? *gets real thirsty*





EOMD : hhhmm...looks like it, smells like it... *tastes* it is!

coca cola : hey! WTF?! (and by 'F' i mean 'flip.' [laughs maniacly]) get the crap offa me you sicco elephant you!

EOMD : uh-oh.

piccolo : now look what you've done! *cries like brittany from dodgeball*



coca cola : *gets dreamsy eyes*

EOMD and piccolo : WTC?!



* music cuts on* ~been lookin for love in all the wrong places, lookin for lo-o-o-ove, searchin, waitin, lookin for love~

meanwhile.... *picture fades to far away pasture where we find dude with knife riding backwards on big purple thing*





dude with knife : am i facing backwards or are you walking backwards...?

big purple thing : it's a still picture man, nobody knows. and hey, does anyone really know, what time it is?

*both start singing* ~does anyone really know, what time it is?~

dude with knife : i've always wanted to know what that big black bubble on your freakishly huge forehead is, so tell me BPT, what's in it? are ya holdin out on meh? you gotta stash in there?

BPT : no way man, it's just a birth mark.

dude with knife : *buzzer sound effect* wrong answer! time to find out the truth! *stabs black bubble on BPT's forehead*





dude with knife : ah ha! now i know the truth! *gasps like little girl* you were telling the truth!

BPT: *bleeds*



meanwhile, amist all the stupidity, more stupidity was happening... as BOMD gets ruthlessly attacked by ninjas, aka, ka, ak, kakakaka, akakakkk, 'the flying ninjas.'



BOMD : ah, i see i am being attacked by ninjas, aka, 'the flying ninjas.' *attacks green ninja*



*BOMD attacks pink ninja*




*pink ninja rolls over and stabs BOMD in chest*



*BOMD gets up* ::rawr!::


BOMD : *attacks*



*they scuffle around a while*



BOMD : now for the leader ~PIYOWW~ *attacks*



grand masta flash : *flips over and throws BOMD off him*




grand masta flash : ah, a worthy opponent. *does morphius taunt*

*BOMD attcka again* *they slide across floor leaving trail of ketch-i mean, blood*



grand masta flash : *flips over and tackles leaving another trail of blood*



*BOMD lies mutilated* BOMD : ah, i'm lying mutilated, oh man...this hurst...ouch.. *is in massive pain* i've been mortally wounded...ugh



meanwhile, um, yellow astronuat (or 'YA')arrives at the scene.



YA : OMIGOSH! BOMD ARE U ALRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! *races over to see* *hugs his morbidly mutilated bloodiness*



grand masta flash : *mutters to self* 'i'm about to get crazy on this fool...' hey YA, look over there!



grand masta flash : i SAID, HEYA, LOOK OVER THERE! *gets ignored*
YA : *still sobbing*
grand masta flash : heya, alright alright now ladies, yeah, we gone break this down in just a few seconds. alright, heeeeyaaa, heya, heeeeyaaaa. *keeps singing*
YA : hey man, shut up okay, what're you tryin ta kill meh?! i 'll go look. *gasp*



YA : ketchup! yay!


(this episodes ketchup-i mean, blood, brought to you by burger king. 'wake up with the king.')

YA : *runs to ketchup pretending he ish running through field of wild-flowers and daisies* *beautiful music plays in background* yay! lots of ketchup for me! *huggles it*



ebil dolly (or ed) : pst, ga, over here!



ga : hey what? hey, who's that in their with you?
ed : remember this guy from the april fools epi? *flashes pic of him*



ga : oh yeah, did they ever catch guy with gun for that?
ed : see for yourself.


guy with gun : hey there! *waves enthaticly* *door shuts*
ed : so as you can see we need you to let us out.

ga : sure why not. *opens cell*

guy with gun : what? i'm free!

*they get out of cell*

random singing from three evil triplets : ~ eeny-meeny-miny-mo ~

guy with gun : *shoots them all* dang that was ANNOYING! RAWR! *rips something apart in rage* anyway... *runs off to somewhere else*



back at...well, somewhere else...



guy with gun : hands where i can see 'em, c'mon! *shoots EOMD between eyes*


EOMD : bleh, *falls over*

*music being played on violen*
piccolo : noooooo!

guy with gun : *shoots piccolo in chest*



piccolo : this...is...tragic! *falls over*



guy with gun : now i'm all alone....*cries*



piccolo and EOMD : we're through? okay, we'll be in our trailers. *gets up and walks off*




me : *comes in 5 min. later* where's my cast? i leave them alone to go pick up lunch and what do they do?! apparently waste all my ketchup, that's what! *throws sack of lunch down* MAN! *gets really furious* oh, hi...i ugh, didn't see you there? um, well...i guess i should say 'the end' huh? alright then, okay...THE END

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