Books/Assignments!
Problem numbering in the Differential
Equations book, page 197 - 1...4...5...4...5...6...7
Assignment - Page 197, problems
1,3,7.
"The basic idea is this." -- CS100
Book
That's
nice... What is it?
"To convert degrees to radians,
simply multiply by pie and divide by 180."
Apple
or Banana Creme?
"You know it's time to stop doing Physics when you look in the back of the book and the units are kilometers times meters squared."
"It's time to go to bed when you're reading a book and the entirety of the new chapter is 'My mother is a fish.'"
"Analytical Chemistry book, Chapter 27, Problem 23: "The man in the vat problem. Long ago a workman at a dye factory fell into a vat containing a hot concentrated mixture of sulfuric and nitric acids. He dissolved completely! Because nobody witnessed the accident, it was necessary to prove that he fell in so that the man's wife could collect his insurance money. The man weighed 70 kg, and a human body contains about 6.3 parts per thousand phosphorus. The acid in the vat was analyzed for phosphorus to see if it contained a dissolved human."
"Inject the instructor."
"What is an ODS problem? Why?"
Um...
if they don't know... o.o;;
Around Campus!
Sign on a door - "Push to
Operate"
As opposed
to just phasing through it, ne?
Band
"Solo for all Horns." -
song - 'Light Cavalry'
"Quietly." - Direction above 2 measures of rest.
"We'll have something resembling a bone as soon as he gets his horn up..." - Conductor -_-;
"What's the absolute value of a whole note?"
~ "Somebody throw him out a
window!
~~ "Liability! Too much
liability! T'would me a mess, to defenes - trate him!"
--To the tune of 'Sit Down,
John from 1776
"What's in these legs?"
"We didn't do it with them, we were playing with ourselves."
"I do the dinger!"
"You can't be in band as long
as I have (been) and still be a blushing virgin."
~"So which did you lose, the
blushing or the virgin?"
"Tubas aren't so good with their lips, but they do know how to blow stuff."
"French horns aren't really good kissers, but they do know how to hold..."
"Is your bone erect?"
"Anybody ever notice that clarinets always jam it between their legs?"
"Alto saxes just play with it between their legs."
"Trumpets are good at fingering their parts."
"Flutes just can't keep it up... they're always sagging!"
Other
"We seek to fill thirteen
(14), full time, three-month positions." -- Research Opportunity Website
"You know you're an engineer when you read a magazine ad for a solar heater that warms water to "above 100 degrees" and your first thought is "how do they keep it water that hot? Shouldn't it be steam? Do they use pressure?" and you start examining the ad for details. And then you realize that they meant 100 degrees FAHRENHEIT, not CELSIUS."
"(Blank) and I..." -- Attributed to (Blank).
"It involved my grandma, six people, a mid-sized car, and there was a seat belt jammed up my butt the entire time."
"I am less interesting than dead skin!"
"And the computer says 'Yadda yadda yadda' to the DSL, and the DSL says 'OK.'"
"The CDs that came without
lyrics probably do not have lyrics."
Now,
that would be the *logical* conclusion...
"No son of mine will ever date
my father!"
Aa...
The most *interesting* things will come about when you allow women into
fraternities.
"Oh no... it just degraded into a social."
"She'll be singing two Italian
areas in a moment... and she's told me not to try to pronounce them."
-_-;
Somebody's spent too much time in geometry class...
"It's an emotional hunger in that I need something physical to satisfy it!"
"Shopping for a mom?" - Ad for Mothers' Day flowers
"I don't know... you just send out vibes that say 'I want to die in a bright red truck!'"
* "The oven mitt is in the chicken in the wardrobe."