"It might be that Maple <the computing program> has warts..."
"You wrap the equations in wiggly brackets and tell Maple, 'OK, *You* solve it!'"
"...And how do we get it to change forms? We beat it with a stick!"
"The derivative doesn't care! It's looking for lunch!"
"Once you have one of the iterated integrals doped out, the others follow the same pattern."
"This area is thin at the top... kinda thick in the middle... It's like having an air head and a beer gut."
"Cylindrical coordinates are just polar coordinates with an attitude..."
"That graph is sexy. Math can be sexy."
"Well, I can *show* you how
to redefine Maple..."
Military Science
"Salt Lake City, Utah -- Great
place. Don't go there."
"Something else that was interesting... the news doing a *nice* piece on the military..."
"Good communication skills are what every neader leeds."
"Hey Sergeant, we're kinda scared... There's a 200 pound Samoan guy grabbing my genitalia!"
"The horns are a phallic thing.
Don't even ask."
O.O
"I know 7 different species of squirrel by scientific name... But I don't write them good!"
"You may not know how to work the green left-handed fuzzy-widget, but I do!"
"And he said 'Sergeant, no more sad faces on the counseling forms.' and I said 'Roger.'"
"Bob Smith is the best engineer
I've ever had -- except he's a ragin' freakin' alcoholic!" (turns to 'Bob')
"Don't drink. Don't swim, either."
Japanese
"I like that we have a lot
of 'genki' people."
"No... we don't sleep together.
... But in Japan, we have many hot springs. Maybe we can
take bath together."