First Place- Poem/songfic

A COLLECTION OF CHRISTMAS FILKS



Author: Constant Vigilance
Harry Snuck Out Last Night


(to the tune of Do You Hear What I Hear)

Said the Gryffindor to the Hufflepuff,

Harry snuck out last night

(Harry snuck out last night)

Saw him in the Entrance Hall,

Yes, Harry snuck out last night.

(Harry snuck out last night)

He took his cloak and tiptoed through the halls

Oh yes, Harry really has some balls

Oh yes, Harry really has some balls

Said the Hufflepuff to the Ravenclaw

Harry snuck out last night

(Harry snuck out last night)

He must have had a romantic date,

Harry snuck out last night

(Harry snuck out last night)

A secret date with his lifelong mate

Oh yes isn�t that just so sweet?

Oh yes isn�t that just so sweet?

Said the Ravenclaw to the Slytherin

Harry snuck out last night

(Harry snuck out last night)

We�re quite surprised he wasn�t caught

Harry snuck out last night

(Harry snuck out last night)

As Prefects we patrol those halls so well

He�s quite lucky we�ve chosen not to tell

He�s quite lucky we�ve chosen not to tell

Said the Slytherin to the Gryffindor

Keep your savior at home

(Keep your savior at home)

Not sleazing in our dorm, the little whore

Keep your savior at home

(Keep your savior at home)

We�re tired, can�t sleep through all those shagging moans

We�ll send Draco over to your dorm

We�ll send Draco over to your dorm minds


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