Debate Members

Here is is: the list of all of our unforgettable (no matter how hard you try) members:

Angel-Rebecca (Angel's code name: Penguin): This outstanding Cross-Ex team are the best debaters in the world (not to mention our team's captains), and are also responsible for winning 99.9% of all our trophies for us (the other .1% is won by Shaun).

Alistair (Chester T. Molester): Alistair is basically a Junior who competes in Lincoln Douglas and can't drive.  His name is also synonymous with "yellow shoes", which can be explained by his picture to the right.

Shaun: Shaun is our champion Dramatic Interpretation guy (who wins the rest of our trophies).  Shaun knows his way around the wide world of debate.

Walker (My car has a rust spot on it... anyone want to donate a sterio for it? Please?) : He is high on life, and enjoys other such substances (girls).

Emily (Key Key): who bears absolutely no resembelence whatsoever to Rebecca is what we like to call a "Shakespearian Actress".  She also competes in duo interp with Walker in their incredibly raunchy piece, Time Flies.

Harrison ( "I want to light myself of fire like my heroes") : A sophomore L-Der whose life revolves around the internet, the weather, and devil's music.  He had a feud with the Bishop England girls, and was recently chased around the library by a freshman named Hanna.

Daniel (yes, I am in the mafia): One of the two philosophical members on our team, his hobbies are arguing with Elizabeth, color coding the Extemp box, and reading interesting books such as How the Irish Saved Civilization.

Rex (Sexy Rexy): A senior debater who is obsessed with sleeping, girls, driving, listening to music, girls, and girls.  He is the Dirty Joke Encyclopedia for the team.  Did we mention he like girls?

Chilton (Ghetto Boy): A.K.A The Man.  He can be seen cruising to the music coming from the "ghetto blasta" (a pink radio named by Eric).  Chilton can turn on the charm or trash the heck out of Harrison and Daniel.  "NO ONE messes with this guy." (quote himself).  He competes in LD.

Burden (White Lightning): Appropriately named, White Lighning has also been called "The Beast" of Burden (GET it?)  Burden doesn't do too much of anything, but provides a significant amount of humor to make up for it.

Adam (Father of Man): As quoted by Allen, you'd better watch out because this L-Der may be God.  After all, he got a 1520 on his PSAT in his SOPHOMORE year.

Anthony (Newt Gingrich): The symbol of politics itself, Anthony is known throughout the world for his famous ability to "stare down" anybody with the exception of Brian, a former debater.  Presently, Anthony is competing in LD, although he would much rather be in Congress.

Elizabeth ("Thou shalt burn in hell"): This devout Catholic is famous for trying to convert Harrison to Catholosism, and for managing to complete her math homework before she goes home every Wednesday.  However, she she is a good extemper because she "doesn't snap", and wins alot.

Katie (what? debate?) : A young, energetic freshman who has often been described by Chilton in terms not suitable for her age group.  Katie competes in debate, although in what event, we're not exactly sure.

Richard (Sexual Beacon): Otherwise known as Sensual Chocolate, Richard is most remembered by his monotonious voice and attitude.

Bachman (Dirty Brit): Bachman's most memorable moment in debate (other than competing in Extemp) was his female Brittish immitation of Walker's partner in the raunchy, raunchy, raunchy play Time Flies.

Sara (Hambone): This quiet freshman competes in DI when she is not being influenced by her evil counterpart Katie.  She was also corrupted by the team (Walker, Harrison, and Shaun) on her first debate trip.

Matt (Senioritis Boy): This increadably stressed High School Senior has not been to a single tournament all year, with the exception of ours.  He is on our school yearbook staff, though.

Melissa and Andrea (the cellphone twins): These two compete in Duo Interp as well, and are also involved in other dramatic aspects of our school.

Regan (Card carrying member of  the "I hate English" club.): Regan is the writer of most of this page, except her own, which Daniel and Harrison are doing.  We promised not to be too brutal, but we won't tell if you don't.  She enjoys dragons, cats, and our history teacher. (OH YEAH!!!!)  She does original oratory on the subject of lead poisoning, and DI.

Any debate members who would like to fuss, cuss, or discuss about their profiles, just ask The Webbies.

For longer and funnier information on the LD members, go to Harrison's Lincoln Douglas Page

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