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| Welcome, one and all, to my page devoted to fantastically stupid, REAL quotes! All of these have actually been said, and no names have been changed because I am just that cruel, I'll let you mock them with their REAL NAMES!!! Just for your information, I am Vera, James is my younger brother, and Brenda is my best friend. Other people will usually just be random people from school, or else will be explained in quotes where they appear. With that said, let the quotes begin!! Vera: Husky-Man. James: You sound like Elvis Presky! Vera: Elvis Presky, Husky-Man! (James had meant to say 'Elvis Presly', but...) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I am the Grim Reaper, come to butter your toast! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I am the fluffy dictator! Hear me roar! (We have taunted him to no end for this one. He even said if he built a robot for Robot Wars on TechTV, he would name it "Fluffy Dictator") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Transform into Dead-Mode! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: The discs they spin and whirl and...curl. ...curl? Vera: Carrol! James: Carrol! *Drinks pop and begins choking.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: Mouse-spork! James: Wha? Buh. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Earth Science class. Mr. Goodman had been explaining stuff about dimensions, and had drawn a stick figure on some masking tape on a stool. Later on he forgot the drawing, named Mr. Small, was there�* Mr. G.: *Sits down on stool.* Entire Class: MR. SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. G.: Oops. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *Points at the Smurf sticker on his monitor* YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: James, it's not a good thing to hear voices... James: I hear them. I hear them like the Davey Jones in my bookshelves. Who was Davey Jones anyway? Vera: I think he was a pirate. James: *Holds his hand in the air like he's holding a cutless* Hooheehoohoohee! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: *Sings a snatch of the Korn song, Dead.* James: Wasn't that Leprachaun Music? Vera: Huh? James: Leprachauns! Cheesey! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Elvis has eaten the building...Elvis Presky! Elvis Presko! I am Elvis Presko! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I have a tendancy to ask people: Who is "they"?) Vera: Who is they? James: I dunno. Vera: Is it Davey Jones? James: Yes. Davey Jones and Elvis Presky. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the school lunch line. I was acting insane.* Brenda: Vera! Stop scaring the normal people! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Me and Brenda were babysitting. We were having a Yu-Gi-Oh card duel in the kitchen, as the kid had fallen asleep and we were going insane from boredom.* Vera: Baron of the Fiend Sword is dead! Prevent Rat is stronger! Brenda: He's not dead! Prevent Rat's in Defense Mode! Vera: Prevent Rat defended itself and scratched his eyes out! HE'S DEAD! *Puts card in the Graveyard.* Brenda: NO!! *Grabs card and chucks it across the room, then falls on the floor and starts writhing weirdly.* Vera: *Falls over laughing.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was on the phone with Brenda, pacing back and forth across my big room. There had been silence for a few moments...* Phone: *Suddenly starts making a LOUD weird noise, something like the sound of a husky trying to bark (I know, because our husky tried to bark once. It sounds WEIRD.)* Vera: *Laughing* WHAT...THE...HECK...WAS...THAT?! *Falls over onto bed.* Brenda: *Is laughing* Vera: *Falls off bed onto floor, laughing so hard she can't breathe* Brenda: Vera? Vera: *Still laughing* That...hurt... (As it turns out, Brenda had stuck the phone in her mouth for the heck of it and started making noises.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I just got home from school and was taking my gym clothes to the laundry room to get them washed. Dad was in the kitchen getting a cookie.* Vera: Gym clothes! *Hits Dad on the back with the bag.* Dad: The breakfast of champions! (He had been talking about the cookies, but the timing was perfect!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mom was looking for something in the kitchen and discovered it had been right in front of her the entire time.* Mom: Oh there it is. Oh Vera and James, your mother has lost her tiny little mind... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *At the table. James had been talking with his mouth full.* Mom: Don't talk with your mouth open! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Again, James talking with mouth full.* Mom: Don't talk with your mouth food hanging out! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Most every day when I go into Health, I ask Tia, whom I call Tatianna, if she brought me any food for I am always hungry by the time it reaches Health class.* Vera: Did you bring me food, Tatianna? Tia: Yes! *Gives her Nestle Crunch thingies.* Vera: TATIANNA BROUGHT ME FOOD!!! *Rejoices.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Chorus. 'Twas a study hall for some reason or other.* Chelsie: *Walks up to Vera and hits her.* Vera: What was that for? Chelsie: I just felt like hitting you. Vera: Oh okay then. *Starts beating Chelsie* I just feel like hitting you! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Once again in chorus. Mr. Bower was trying to get us to be more enthusiastic while we sang.* Mr. Bower: We ARE His sheep! Vera: I am a very hungry sheep... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was in my bed, playing Pokemon Crystal version at 2 A.M. in the morning. I had finally defeated Whitney, and you know how she cries in the game when you beat her...* Vera: SHUT UP YOU WHINEY LITTLE BRAT!!! YOUR STUPID SLOBBERING COW KILLED MY PATHETIC TOGEPI BUT YOU DON'T SHED NO TEARS FOR HER DO YAH?!?! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Again, playing Crystal Version at 2 A.M., this time trying to get first place in the Bug Catching Competition so I could win a Sun Stone to evolve my Gloom.* Vera: SCYYYYYYYTHEEERRR WHEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEE ARRRRREEEEE YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! *Blinks as a Butterfree appears* BUTTERFREE!!!! *Is killed by Butterfree* YES, YOU LAUGH EVILLY WHILE I DIE YOU FLUTTERY BUG FROM THE BLACK ABYSS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Spanish class. We were learning about summer and winter activities.* Se�ora Claar: What would you wear for skiing? Steph: Los guantes(Gloves). Brandon: Las botas(Boots). Josh: Un trajo de ba�o(A bathing suit)! (And yes, he knew what he was saying.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *On the phone with Brenda again.* Brenda: I'm going to...*trails off.* Vera: For some reason, my brain just told me you were going to say, "I'm going to stick a toaster in my ear." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *At Brenda's house. It was late, and we were playing some Disney Trivia game. The answer to the last question had been "Aladdin and the King of Thieves" and Brenda had begun singing the "We're finally getting married!" song.* Brenda: *Stops singing, and turns to Vera.* We're finally getting married, Vera! Vera: *Falls over laughing.* Brenda: *Also falls over* I didn't mean it that way!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *At Brenda's cousin Beth's house in New Jersey. Brenda's Aunt was trying to figure out what to get for lunch.* Brenda's Aunt (whose name is also Brenda): Does Vera eat pizza? Bonnie(Brenda's Mom): Yes, we all eat Vera. *There is a momentary silence in which everyone stares at Bonnie.* Bonnie: I mean pizza! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *This is something Brenda told me about when her cousin Beth was at her house and they were nightswimming. The light had gone out and they were home alone.* Brenda: You know Beth...moose can swim... Beth: *Freaks out.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *An bit of an MSN conversation with some of my friends.* Whisk: Y'know, I was once in this AOL chatroom, and this person came in doing a quizzy thing. She told this little story, then asked a question. I was the only person to get the correct answer. Then she's like "Whoever answered the question correctly has the mindset of a murderer!" DC: XD Whisk: O_o Whisk: So I think like a murderer. Whisk: Ain't that a comforting thought? DC: lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: James was found with a boat tied around his neck...I mean belt. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mom was giving us breadsticks.* Mom: And these just came out of the oven, so I wouldn't touch them just yet because-- James: You never know when they might bite you! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was talking to my friend Mel on AIM.* Radical Mel12: ROLF Radical Mel12: wait a tick.....rolling on laughing floor? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Again, an AIM conversation with Mel.* dragongirl16686: Spork of Doom, Death, Destruction, Dirtyness, Desolation, Disease, Disaster... dragongirl16686: Dat ish one nasteh sprok. Radical Mel12: LOL dragongirl16686: *sprik. Radical Mel12: SPROK? dragongirl16686: *sprok dragongirl16686: *srpok. Radical Mel12: *spork*? dragongirl16686: I CAN'T FREAKING TYPE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1 dragongirl16686: *SPORK. Radical Mel12: *CLAPS* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: He runs, he trips, he falls, he conquers! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was playing Monster Ranchers Advance. A stray monster had attacked the ranch.* Vera:...IT'S A WILD TEDDY BEAR ATTACKING A SUIT OF ARMOR!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the car heading to DuBois. James and I were trying to quote the intro to Zero-Wing. Key word: Trying!* Vera: What happen?! James: Somebody set us up the bomb! Vera: It's "Somebody set up us the bomb," James. Now try again. What happen?! James: Somebody set us up the bomb! Vera: Up us! Up us! What happen?! James: Somebody set us up the bomb! Vera: ARGH!!! James: WHAT?! I'm saying it right! Up us! Somebody set us up the bomb! ...wait...oh. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: For some reason, my brain just told me "Low-fat bed sheets!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Suddenly, a man in Japan screamed, "Someone's in the kitchen with Dina!" John, back in Oregon, knew he had to take action! He ran into a wall! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James had been in a chatroom and this is what he said there...* James: Banana. *Floats away.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *This is the intro to Zero-Wing. Just because it is such a classic. And I have it entirely memorized. Which is pathetic.* Captain: What happen? Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb! Operator: We get signal! Captain: What?! Operator: Main screen turn on! Captain: It's you! CATS: How are you gentelmen? CATS: All your base are belong to us. Captain: What you say?! CATS: You are on the way to destruction. CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time. CATS: Ha ha ha ha. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dad and James were playing Dark Age of Camelot, a MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game).* Dad: Uh-oh, it's resisting! James: It's more fun when they resist! Dad: Die you BACON!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Just a random chat on MSN.* Kazamuki has been added to the conversation. DarkSkitty: Hai Kazaman. Kazamuki: get get Sal: hiyas kaza. Kazamuki: O_o Sal: XD Kazamuki: I mean hey hey Sal: nice typin kaza. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dragongirl16686: Si senorita! Or senora. I really have no idea. Sign 0f The Ram: Um... I hate Spanish. Are they both for female, or is senora a male? dragongirl16686: Senorita: Miss. Senora: Mrs. Sign 0f The Ram: OH. Sign 0f The Ram: Um... I hate English. What's Mrs for again? dragongirl16686: XD A female who is married. Sign 0f The Ram: RIGHTO. I knew that. And Ms might or might not be married. I would be senorita then. dragongirl16686: Allrighty. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We were at a fair somewhere or other, and there was supposed to be a horse show.* Loudspeaker: Attention! The horse show scheduled for 4:00 today will be horseless, and held inside the orange tape ring due to the muddy conditions... Vera: Horseless horse show. HOW can you have a horseless horse show? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *A convorsation with one of my friends on AIM.* Mattbcl: What's up? dragongirl16686: Nothin'. Mattbcl: Nothin'?! Well, somethin' had better happen, then! Mattbcl: *pulls front of shirt over head, sticks arms out, and makes noises like an airplane, running in randoim directions* dragongirl16686: O_O Mattbcl: *stops and grins* Ha! Got your attention, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Another AIM convo* dragongirl16686: Kaboom. Mattbcl: Hmm. I think you just blew up Afghanistan. dragongirl16686: Wow. Mattbcl: Oh well. We can rebuild. *puts a rock on top of another rock* All done! dragongirl16686: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James was playing Donkey Kong Country on one of the tire-bouncing levels.* James: Bouncing bananas, Batman! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Another odd convo with Mel.* dragongirl16686: ... Radical Mel12: YOU DARE DEFY THE CLAW! Radical Mel12: *shakes coat hanger hook at vera* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dragongirl16686: Hehhee. A woman in the parking lot of the pizza place attacked a lamp post with her van today. dragongirl16686: The crunch was heard even by the people inside the building. dragongirl16686: The lamp post won. Radical Mel12: YAY WE ARE FINALLY STRIKING BACK Radical Mel12: too bad for the valent warrior tho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I had whacked James. I forget why.* James: You hit me! Vera: Yes I did. And I'll hit you again too. ...you have something on your hand. James: What? *Looks at his hand.* BANANA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Convos between me and my friends are strange!* dragongirl16686: My mom is...strange. Sign 0f The Ram: Gomen? dragongirl16686: There were two bananas on the counter, and she stuck a note on them that said, "Vera...James...I'm calling to you...Please eat me!" Sign 0f The Ram: lol! Sign 0f The Ram: Your mom is cool. dragongirl16686: ...and James just killed himself with his banana. Somehow. Sign 0f The Ram: Al..righty? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was on the phone with Brenda.* Brenda: You're an angel of darkness. Vera: And you're an angel of fire. But I mean the real angels...the ones with wings. Brenda: I have wings! They're just...at the dry cleaner's!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It was late at night, and me, Brenda, and James were playing Half-Life and getting all weird. Brenda had been talking about her boyfriend, and how he had loved two girls at once before...* Brenda: But he chose me over her, even though she was a real girl... Vera: Real girl? *high, squeaky voice* Someday, I wanna be a real boy! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We were still playing Half-Life...* Vera: Crap. Again. I AM COUNT CRAPULA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Still playing Half-Life...and I had done something stupid.* Brenda: Ah Vera, not the brightest crayon in the box are you? James: I'm the black crayon! Brenda: I'm the orange crayon! And black! James: No, I'm black! Brenda: There's more than one kind of crayon. I'm Crayola! Vera: And I'm Roseart. Brenda: Roseart sucks. Vera: That's why I'm Roseart! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *STILL playing Half-Life, and I was getting beaten rather stupidly.* Vera: I'm crap 'cuz I'm Roseart. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dragongirl16686: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I made brownies. Radical Mel12: ummm.....wow Radical Mel12: i stole pizza! dragongirl16686: *Snickers.* Radical Mel12: ? Radical Mel12: pizza is like, the gift of GODS around here......i stole it from the men folk dragongirl16686: Hehehehe. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In English class, we were doing speaches in groups and one group had three girls instead of two.* Mrs. Johnson: And here's the ones with the threesome! Entire class: *Erupts with laughter.* Mrs. Johnson: You're all terrible!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Brenda had a dropped an empty milk jug on the ground, and it flipped end over end weirdly.* Vera: Acrobatic milk jug! Brenda: DIE ACROBATIC MILK JUG!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It was in school. We were going to lunch.* Brenda: And my dang locker nearly tore my hand in half... Vera: *Suddenly singing,* If I only had a brain...! Brenda: Vera, that's frightening. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James had been a chat room, and this is something said there...* Some person: Are you at your computer? James: No, I'm surfing the web with my HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We were walking down a school hallway...* Brenda: OH MY GOSH!!! Vera: What is it? Brenda: I just looked in the mirror! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Biology. We were classifying random items. I'm not sure why.* Eli: And the sky is dangerous because it might fall on you. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *Reading off a homework paper* I collect books about horseriding... Vera: *Evil little grin.* I collect the bones of my victims. James: WAH! *Suddenly holds up a hand weirdly.* I smell VICTORY! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the hall. On account of the hurricane, school was going to be canceled the next day.* Brenda: Vera, you're a retard. Vera: I'M THE RETARD OF THE HURRICANE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I AM ARNOLD SCHWARTZAZNEGGER, YOU WILL BE ASWIMMINATED! Vera: Aswimminated? James: Yep! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James and Vera: *Hitting Mom with bananas.* Mom: Stop beating me with vegetables! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: *Seeing a glass of milk on the counter.* Who didn't eat their milk? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the school hallway by our lockers.* Brenda: *Slams her head off the locker.* My head hurts! Vera: *Sarcastically.* I wonder why. Brenda: Oooh my head...I can't feel my head! ...wait... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The school had recently decided to start charging for ketchup (and extra napkins too) and a bunch of students rebelled by packing their lunches. A bunch of said packers were going to second lunch while I was in Biology class.* Mrs. Fisher: *Pulling her door shut to block the noise,* There goes the Ketchup Crusade. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Brenda had stuck a price-tag-sticker on her upper lip, which I had said made it look like she had a "Hitler Mustache." Brenda: You look like you need a hug. *Tries to hug Vera.* Vera: Get away from me, Hitler. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We were playing Half-Life. I had just killed Brenda.* Brenda: Wait there so I can find you. Vera: Make me, Papa Smurf! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Art class. We were doing watercolors, and Brenda was adding more water to thin out her paint.* Brenda: Add water to make it better. Instant oatmeal! (Especially funny was the way she said it, with this completely fakey accent of unidentifiable origin.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brenda: I have blue shiney blue. Vera: Shiney blue usually is blue rather than any other color. You don't have blue shiney red, after all. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mel had just showed me a pic of her, in which you could not see her face, just her hair.* dragongirl16686: Hair. dragongirl16686: *Snicker.* Radical Mel12: this is a very old picture Radical Mel12: very veyr old Radical Mel12: you know, when i didnt have a face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the hall. I had just bitten into a cookie I got from the Home Ec. room.* Vera: This cookie tastes funny...it tastes like eggs. *Random times throughout the entire day,* Vera: EGG COOKIES!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Literature class.* Brian:...and I am one of very many few. Eli: Very many few? Brian: Very little. Few. Many? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I'm special. The men in the white coats told me so. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It was Halloween night, and me and James were giving out candy. Nobody was going by, and we were bored.* James: Joy of bubbles, joy of fun, joy of Pepsi on your tongue! Vera: Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah-bah, Pepsi Cola! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Later on that Halloween. If you don't know www.homestarrunner.com, you might not get this.* James: Teen Girl Squad! Vera: Cheerleader! James: What's Her Face! Vera: So and So! Both: THE UGLY ONE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Again, on Halloween. Another Teen Girl Squad one.* Vera: Hey gals, how ya lookin'? James: SO GOOD! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *More Halloween Teen Girl Squad. I said this at random all night long.* Vera: CEREBELLUMED!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *These teenagers in costumes had gone by.* James: *Holding his hand in a peace-sign, in a very loud, dramatic voice,* PEACE, DUDES!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Baked Bean Beam! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: Don't make fun of me! Mom: What else should we make of you? Dad: Tacos! Mom: Tacos? Vera: I dun wanna be tacos! Mom: We all have to be tacos sometime, Vera. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: James, if you don't do your math, I'll send you into isolation! I'll make you do your bathroom in the homework! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brenda: *Looking around at random.* Vera: Watcha lookin' for? Brenda: My spoon. Vera: *Confused.* There is no spoon. *Momentary silence.* Vera: Yarh! You tricked me into saying that! Brenda: *Cackles evilly.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *On the phone with Brenda.* Vera: Ow. I stepped on a movie. Brenda: ...what? Vera: I stepped on a movie. Brenda: I thought you said "I stepped on a breast"!!! Vera: Oh, yeah, imagine it, me walking around my room, "Oops, I forgot to bury this one!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: EVIL FLYING SPORK OF JUSTICE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mom was looking at plastic pencilholders online.* Mom: Wow. It's made entirely of 25% recycled plastic. Vera: Yep. The rest is aaaaaaaaall oxygen! Mom: They're good. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Art, we were naming our statues and Steph (Damiano, not Moyer) wanted to dedicate hers to someone.* Steph: Who should I dedicate my statue to? (Something like the tenth time she said it, it was getting annoying) Vera: *Walking past,* Yo mama! Steph: Don't be talkin' 'bout my mama! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Fool! I will devour all of your cabbage! (And it was said in a corny sort of vidgame-villian-voice.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dragongirl16686: Wowzers...we're supposed to get over a foot of snow by tommorrow. Sign 0f The Ram: I hate you. ;.; YOU AND YOUR HAPPY SNOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: ...yeah. Pic I DREW. Not wrote. ...I need more caffiene RIGHT NOW. Takamo: XD Whisk: *Fetches a glass of Pepsi.* O sweet, joyous caffiene! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James was talking to someone.* Person: I must away, WAFFLES call to my soul! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Playing Megaman Zero 2, fighting the snake-dude, when he throws slinkies down the stairs at you.* Vera: NO SLINKIES NO SLINKIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was playing Megaman Zero 2, fighting Phoenix, and I got hit by the lava coming up from the ground.* James: *Phoney country-singer-ish voice* Burnin' love! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: *Wants a PS2 very badly so she can buy Megaman-X: Command Mission.* DC: *huggles her PS2* dana: - -; Whisk: *Fires at DC with a revolver.* Koriku: *snickers* DC: *dies* x_x !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *Runs out of the room screaming,* FLUSH THE TREE!!! FLUSH THE TREE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: You...strange man! James: I'm...Captain...Planet! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *Singing* We wish to welcome you to Midget Munch Land! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *Whining.* I don't understand me. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dragongirl16686: *Repeatedly stabs Mechadrake Inc. for being down.* Radical Mel12: lol dragongirl16686: *Then begins choking to death when she incorrectly swallows water.* dragongirl16686: Now my screen is soaked. I hacked water all over it. Yay. Radical Mel12: lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mom had tried to bake a pie but she didn't have all the right stuff.* Mom:...this pie is MOVING... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: *Shoots grammar.* It was suffering. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: Musica? Dad: No. Vera: Aw...I have Weird Al stuck in my head... Mom: Well you just keep him there. Vera: But he don't fit! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Koriku: Is there a law against marrying a dead person...? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: The chance of my becoming a plumber is slowly slipping down the drain... Vera: BAD PUN BAD PUN!!!! James: I didn't even realize I said that! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tanuki: brb Whisk: K. Tanuki: bark Tanuki: i mean Tanuki: back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MrBlackMage5: I like orange juice. I also like things that are not orange juice. But some things that are not orange juice I don't like. I am quite complex. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: *Runs into the living room, flapping her arms.* I am the bird of Pinkadice! Because I have...blue pajamas on. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: I guess I'll iron my clothes for tommorrow...since I have to wear clothes tommorrow... I shouldn't have to wear clothes! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: *Standing at the foot of the stairs and shouting up into the empty room,* JAMES! COME DOWN AND EAT YOUR FOOD BEFORE I TAKE IT! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tanuki: i sense evil credit card guy... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tanuki: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST GOT IN THE MAIL?!?! Whisk: Nope. Tanuki: A POSTCARD FROM SOME LADY WHO WANTS ME TO AUDITION TO BECOME A MODEL Tanuki: *dies* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: Being in the bathroom inspired me! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In a convo James had with someone.* Toby: By day, a mild mannered computer user, James Ghostliness, by night...SPIIIDERRRRMAAAN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: I think Vera should be eaten by a bear. *We were telling horribly gruesome stories O_o* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James:...and suddenly I hear, "THE BANANA IS ALL GONE!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *One of the names James uses in Half-Life is "Mad Clown Disease." Someone had just killed him.* Person: CLOWN DOWN! CLOWN DOWN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: Face it Moon, we've LOST OUR MINDS. Moonlit Shadow: uh... huh. *blinks* I noticed... o.O; Whisk: Not that I ever actually HAD one to speak of, but anyway... Whisk: I think it's this popsickel stick. I've been chewing on it for the past hour. It tastes of damp wood and the splinters are ouchy. And yet I cannot seem to stop. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA--*Gack.* Whisk: The spelling of the word popsicle eludes me.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: 'Tis the FRIDAY HIGH!!! I wonder what I'm high off of? Of course! The popsicle stick! Fiendish chunk of wood! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: Hmm. My shoe-missile was unsuccessful. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: I must go get another popsicle! This one tastes unnerringly of wood. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ari: **holds an imaginary knife** die, conversation, DIE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Zombie is James. For some reason we were talking through MSN instead of out loud, even though we were in the same room right next to each other.* zombie: w00h00 for fans o.o... zombie: right Whisk: *Snicker.* zombie: I have a fan zombie: *points* zombie: *runs* zombie: *runs into a wall* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kadin: .....i drive around in a giant slice of rye bread ^_^ zombie: XD! Whisk: Yay for rye bread! Can I eat your car? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: *Cackles and hangs off the ceiling by a few talons.* zombie: ...o.o.... zombie: Kadin, did I mention that life insurance is really nice? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zombie: Kadin, feel free to run away if you wnat zombie: want* zombie: o.o; zombie: XD Whisk: Wnat! Wnat! Wnat! *Attempts to pronounce.* zombie: argh zombie: shutup zombie: we all make mistakes Whisk: *Grabs a roll of ductape.* Whisk: Nananananana, DUCT TAPE. zombie: and I'm not even a we !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: Right Vera? Vera: Yes sir! I mean ma'am! ...I didn't mean to say that! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Black Cat of Good Luck: woops, I shoudl be paints, brb (No one had any idea what the heck she was trying to say.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Koriku: *chases* GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS Moonlit Shadow: XD NEVER!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: I used to get a whole lot, but since I've been doing reporting, it seems I get less and less every day. Whisk: Now I can go three weeks without a single junk message. Whisk: AND I SOUND LIKE A COMMERCIAL. *Shoots self in head.* Tanuki: lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Takamo: I'm a bit hyper because I've been eating cheddar flavored chips Whisk: w00t! Takamo: Lol Whisk: First I saw that as "chocolate flavored cheddars" o_o Takamo: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: I thought it might have value! You know, like those laundry detergents, fifteen percent more value! You know, I'm glad my detergent has fifteen more percent value. James: More percent value? Mom: You know what I mean! I don't know what they mean. But I know what I mean. James: Who's you? Vera: Who's they? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We were talking about the lead singer of the goth-band H.I.M.* Whisk: O_o He's practically a GIRL, and he knows it. You can tell by the way he moves. salamander3: i know. but thats whatmakes it cool. Whisk: XD Wouldn'ta thought Sal would like bishies. salamander3: XD *thwaps her* i dont. i just think the guys cool. *quickly hides a plushie of the norwegian dude* >.>;; <.<;; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: And so Jakie Paper realized that one does not simply betray the friendship of a dragon! Whisk: Unfortunately for him, his hair was already on fire, and there was nothing he could do to stop the blood gushing from the newly-aquired hole in his throat... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Radical Mel12: no one can hear you scream Radical Mel12: if your in a woods Radical Mel12: with no one around Radical Mel12: and a pickle jar on your head !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mel is known as "Ed," in case I never mentioned it before* STAR20488: ed is ed and no1 but eds self silly nonedward peoples ed is ed Radical Mel12: GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We were RPing.* Whisk: The goo raises up into a great, catfish-shaped maw--complete with waving, searching whiskers, dripping green slime--and swallows the offered handle. The catfish-creature, an eyeless, black-skinned, slimey monstrosity of a fish, swings its head about, mouth agape, whiskers hunting for more food. salamander3: ...i shriek like a girl. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CowVampire: im back on my old sn! lol its me MegaX/CowVampire/Tyrael dragongirl16686: w00t! CowVampire signed off at 5:59:51 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:52 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:52 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:52 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:53 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:53 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:54 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:54 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:54 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:54 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:55 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:55 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:56 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:56 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:56 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:56 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:57 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:57 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:57 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:58 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:58 PM. CowVampire signed on at 5:59:59 PM. CowVampire signed off at 5:59:59 PM. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I can't understand my brocolli! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: He has a pink brain! That's weird! Brains are supposed to be rainbow-colored. And flavored...monkey. Taste like a monkey! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Spanish class!* Se�ora Claar: And remember, when you're saying you're full, it's "Estoy completa." "Estoy lleno," means "I'm pregnant." Eli: Estoy lleno! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: Someday I shall make a recording of the 1337 alphabet... E: you are so thirteen thirty seven! Whisk: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Me and Brenda were talking over the phone.* Brenda: I have feet. Vera: How dare you! Brenda: How dare I have feet? You have feet too. Vera: Liar! Brenda: Look down, they're connected to your ankles. Vera: No I don't! Brenda: What are they then? Vera: They're...uh...uhm...they're...I don't know what they are! I've never seen them before in my life! I swear! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mattbcl: *waves* dragongirl16686: *Splashes.* Mattbcl: ... *tsunamis* dragongirl16686: *Hurricanes.* Mattbcl: *meteorites* dragongirl16686: *Black holes.* Mattbcl: *laughs* Talk about natural disasters... *Kathie Lee Gifford* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Koriku: I remember this one senseless quote my brother said... I was just sitting there in the hall upstairs, folding my laundry, and suddenly Josh runs by and screams: "To PuddingAwayVille! Awaaaaay! ...With thy pudding!" And ran downstairs. XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: Dad had a memory overrol, then he said, "Douglas Adams wrote Hitchiker's Guide!" salamander3: YEA you do! salamander3: douglas adaoms. not bryan adams. salamander3: ...wasnt bryan adams a singer? * hits himself* its late. Whisk: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *For those of you who've never played MMX, "Sigma" is the main badguy. Trans is just one of my numerous Maverick RP characters.* Whisk: Sigma's new nickname is "Sigmommy." So says Trans. salamander3: walmart! always bringing conversation numbers down! and thats a promise! Takamo: XD Takamo: sigmommy salamander3: trans? sigma? am i missing something? like a brain? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whisk: ...my thumb hurts. I burned it in the bathroom. Whisk: *oven DC: lol Whisk: HOW THE HECK DID I TURN "OVEN" INTO "BATHROOM"?!?~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: Ancient Miyan stuffed animals! Yes! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tanuki: *like sendifies!* Whisk: *Like acceptifies!* Tanuki: *like noticifies!* Whisk: *Like Batmanifies!* Tanuki: *like nanananananananaBATMAN!!ifies!* Whisk: *Like XDifies!* Tanuki: *like indeedifies!* Whisk: *Like quoteifies!* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James was playing some strategy game.* James: Strangely, I've taken a liking to the sea people. Vera: Ah, the sea! Wind, water! James: Heart! Vera: Dork! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KatsTearsOfFire: If only i were real.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KatsTearsOfFire: Today, my dad yelled at me,"Ya got socks! Go, be happy!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Brenda had had a hole in her jeans.* Brandon: Brenda, you have a hole in your knees. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: *Runs into the wall, bounces off, and blinks.* The wall's there! (Sadly, this happens almost every day.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mom and James were doing James's math homework.* James: It's two fourths. Mom: Alright, now what's the equivalent of two fourths? James: Four twoths. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! salamander3: we am.,.. SpAsE PeePolE!! Dana: XD Dude. Your grammar. It hurts. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James had been playing Resident Evil for three hours or so straight, and it was getting late at night.* James: I'm a figment of my own imagination. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James was playing some RPG.* James: I'm not intelligent enough to wear cloth armor. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James still playing the RPG, his character was a skeleton.* Mom: I won't ask how you're standing up with no muscles... James & Vera at the same time: It's magic. *Pause.* James & Vera at the same time AGAIN: A wizard did it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Value City. I was dancing around and singing the Oompa Loompa song, and I ran into someone in the aisle.* Vera: They need a sign for Oompa Loompa crossing around here, for us Oompa Loompas! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In Literature class. We had just been assigned new seats, and Brandon Beech had been put behind Brian Doughurty.* Brandon: *Jumps to his feet.* But I can't see! Brian's afro is in the way! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Just going out of Biology. We'd been learning about the human immune system.* Eli: I'm a MACROPHAGE! *Jumps on Josh Urvine and starts biting him.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Boshi Kyatto is Brenda, Bishi Kaijin is me.* Boshi Kyatto: ...why is that wolf sitting on our ceiling? Bishi Kaijin: :D I'm a goober. Be afraid of me. Bishi Kaijin: *Starts running in circles, then dissappears.* I'm not real! Boshi Kyatto: O_o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bishi Kaijin: :\ I just hear James talking in the bathroom, "I wanna buy a new Vera. The old one's wearing out." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the mall.* Vera: Victoria Secret (women's lingerie store) shouldn't be allowed to put up ads like that! They're worse than Spenser (adult-oriented novelty shop)! Mom: *Managing to look very, very wise* But Spenser's underwear are edible. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *This is something James tells me happened in his class once.* Teacher: Okay, so have any of you ever seen a dolphin? Girl: I've seen a dolphin! Teacher: And where was it? Girl: In the water. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Again, something James tells me happened to him in school. He had gotten new shoes, a new haircut, and new glasses.* Kid: New kicks, $40. New glasses, $180. New hair, $30. Trying to get a new look, priceless. Other kid: Don't make fun of James! Kid: I'm not! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *James had gotten a piggy bank thing on Easter.* James: *Holds the pig, deigned Flying Pig, in the air and shakes it viciously.* Evil pig! You represent the collection of money! I DEFY YOU! *Makes as if to chuck the pig across the room.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: You're gonna be a hermit, James, and live in an old shoe. James: No, I'm gonna be rich and live in a mansion, while you live in some department somewhere. Mom: Department? That's apartment! Vera: I'm either gonna live in a castle or a cardboard box. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! electricmouse15: no, i mean, what is 23 minutes to 2 on a 24 hour digital clock? Bishi Kaijin: Uuuhm... Bishi Kaijin: ...24 hour time is spaztic... electricmouse15: XD electricmouse15: think bout it. Bishi Kaijin: 12...13 = 1... 14 = 2... So...13...umm...60-23... Bishi Kaijin: We hates math, precioussssssss. electricmouse15: XD Bishi Kaijin: 13:37? electricmouse15: i am SO 23 minutes to 2. Bishi Kaijin: ... electricmouse15: *snickers* right. Bishi Kaijin: XDXDXD Boshi Kyatto: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Biology class.* Mrs. Fisher: Yes, that's right, everything you ever wanted to know about sponge sex, but were too afraid to ask. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *More Bio.* Mrs. Fisher: No matter how hard you try, you will not find a sponge porn site. Brandon G.: I'm gonna make one! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Even more Bio, but Brenda's bio class. Mrs. Fisher had thrown a wet sponge at someone, and they'd thrown it back at her and got her wet.* Mrs. Fisher: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! I'm melting! *Slowly crouches down, pauses, then goes behind her desk.* Aaaugh! I'm melting! *Slowly goes down behind her desk.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In the school lunch line.* Vera: *Singing the Trogdor song.* John from the Bus: *Turns around with a strange smile.* I don't smoke crack. Or dope-puh. *Suddenly in a high, squeaky voice.* But I'd be lying if I said I didn't shoot up heroin! Vera: ...wonderful for you. (Yes, he is officially known as John from the Bus, or John With Cool Hair. He HAS no last name. ...well, I don't know it, anyway.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: You're dangerous. Brenda: I am not dangerous! Now take that back or I'll slap you! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: *Staring blankly at keyboard. After a long period of silence,* I'm trying to control the keyboard with my mind. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *In James's English class. The school clocks had all gone out sometime earlier, and when they came back on, the school had to re-set them. That is done like on most digital clocks, forwarding past all the numbers until you get to the right time, and the numbers go by pretty fast...* Curt: *Suddenly looking up, points at the clock.* Hey Ms. Carter, time really flies when you're having fun! Justin: I'm gonna be late for tea-time! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: Yeah, if you can't sleep, you'll wake up. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mom had spilled milk on the carpet. Casper, the dog, was licking the carpet where it'd been spilled.* Mom: Casper! Let me lick that carpet! (She'd meant to say "Let me wipe that carpet!") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Veran iX is also me.* Tanuki: hiiii Veran iX: Hallo. Tanuki: hiii Tanuki: Wait, I already said that... Veran iX: Yes you did. Tanuki: Yes...yes, I did...it's true, yes.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Veran iX: Another one bites the dust! Tanuki: mmm, dust !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! salamander3: XD *prances around with death* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I frown upon ye. Dad: And this...hurts? James: Yes. Dad: You have the Frown of Death? James: Frah! Dad: The Frown of Major Pain. ...the Frown of Skinned Knee... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: You could very much hurt yourself doing that!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I was playin' Pokemon and had taken the wrong path.* Brenda: You're going the wrong way, you dork! Vera: Don't listen to me! ...that was the wrong word. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brenda: Yah, I can just see it, your mom walkin' around the clouds, pullin' Hanson brothers outta her Easy Bake Oven... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Aaaaaaaah! Attack of the flying spud! Spudnik! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! electricmouse15: hat did i fo now?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I am ViX. I was playing a fake Pokemon game.* ViX: Sengki: Mr. Bek, is it you who hit the ball here? Bek: Oh! It must be sedge! ViX: ...what the heck were the translators on...? Tanuki: Of COURSE it's sedge, doesn't he know ANYTHING?! ViX: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: That just goes to show, not even Burger King Drive-Thru Tellers know everything. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Because there's little people in the drive-thru. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom: I want a toilet hat!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bishi Kaijin: XD I'm bree. Boshi Kyatto: Bree? Bishi Kaijin: ...ihavenoidea... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: Life has to be served to me on a Simba plate. I mean a silver platter. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *After an odd conversation.* Vera: Man, Atlantis would be full of dead lemmings! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ViX: Mm...French fries... Takamo: lol, i'm gonna have mancakes Takamo: **pancakes ViX: Mancakes o.o;; Takamo: XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Takamo: i wish I had high speed x_x ViX: That would be fun. ViX: I love my DSL line... Takamo: it'd be much faster ViX: XD Yeah, if it was high speed, it would be more speedy... Takamo: shush you! shush ! XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Takamo: But he's Hades! He's like the Used Car Salesmen God of Death! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! James: I died with smiles. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *At the place where I worked during the summer.* Rob: *Musingly* I need to set some goals. *Looks at Tracy, who is very badly sunburned.* My goal is to get as burned as you are...and then complain about it. Tracy: You never heard me complaining! Rob: Yeah you did. Tracy: No I didn't! Rob: Yeah you did.*Walks out into the hall and walks away.* *A few minutes later.* Rob: *Walking past the other way* Complainer. Tracy: I am not! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Again, at work.* Paul: I like flowers. They help me get in touch with my feminine side. That, and the Lifetime channel. ...or, as I like to call it, "the channel for extremely sensitive men"... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ViX: Well, I like to ramble. ViX: And pretend I'm smark. ViX: *smart. ViX: XD Druuuuuuu.. Ierofei: smark! smark smark!! Ierofei: Thats such a cool sound ... SMARK!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ierofei: don't mind me, the ham is making me stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |