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| Welcome to Dirty Deeds. Since you're here, I'm sure you know what we specialize in. Come right in, don't look so nervous. It's my gun, isn't it? Here, I'll put my coat on so you don't have to stare at it. Better now? Good, don't want you to be uncomfortable. My name is Mouse and I am the owner/operator of this fine establishment. I'm a weaponry expert and a great marksman, but I let my associates do most of the, ah, fieldwork now a days. Why do I still carry my gun? Old habits die hard, as they say. Harder then master vampires, even. That and Dirty Deeds is the best out there, so someone is likely to want to knock us off, er, down a few pegs. Let me show you around a bit... |
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| This is Riddick, a fine specimin of a man who's damn good with any weapon he can lay his hands on and has the best night vision I've ever seen. He gets a little messy sometimes, since his personal favorite toy is a knife. I wouldn't request him if you want this to go down in your house or car. He's also our bomb expert, for that distant way of saying "I REALLY hate you." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here we have Johnny Smith, great in a fire fight. Case you want to take out lots of people at once. Cold and calculating, just the way I like 'em, eh Johnny? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is Luc, our resident martial arts expert. He can't quite kill a man by looking at him, but he's working on it. When he does a job, it can look like a random mugging gone wrong or he can make the death barely visible. Basically, he's good. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Ringo here is our computer expert. He can hack anything, anywhere. Getting us floor plans and disabling security systems are cake to him, as is just about anything else. In short, his Kung Fu is the best. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I handle the money aspect, and the coordination. What I say goes. And I say you pay up front and once our agreement is arranged, you can't back out. Hey, almost forgot to mention, we have a special this month. Buy one, get on half off. I guess that's why we're called Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap. |
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| Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap is property of AC/DC and ATCO records Dirty Deeds logo and DragonMouse Productions logo are copyright DragonMouse |
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