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                                            You Know You Watch Too Much Matrix When...

-You answer your cell phone "Tank?!  Get me out of here!"

-You continuously feel the back of your neck for a plug.

-You have these weird dreams where your laptop attacks you.

-You run away from men in black suits and sunglasses, screaming "AGENT!" at the top or your lungs.

-You pretend your watery oatmeal is 'specially blended amino acids'

-Your computer screensaver effectively recreates the opening scene (i.e. "Wake up Neo...the Matrix has you")

-You find yourself following women with white rabbit tattoos.

-You prepare yourself ti disappear whenever you answer the phone.

-Whenever you're in trouble, you instinctively look for a phone booth.

-You constantly poke mirrors and then stare at your hand in terror.

-You ask your pharmacist to dye all your prescriptions either red or blue and make the choice every day.

-You stalk the Wachowski brothers.

-You use the tube attachement on your vacuum to try to suck out 'bugs' from your stomach.

-Whenever you enter a federal building, you think of at least three escape routes.

-Whenever someone talks about deja vu, you yell "They've changed something!'

-You name your car, boat, 4-wheeler, golf cart, whatever, the Nebuchadnezzar.

-The idea of downloading material through a plug in your neck sounds like something you'd actually do.

-Because of this, you've looked into the feasibility of having one implanted.

-You're memorized at least half of the movie, and can do a fair imitation of each character's voice.

-You have a scale model of a sentinal hanging from your ceiling.

-That you assembled yourself out of toothpicks and marshmallows.

-You learn ju jitsu so you can be just like Neo.

-Your bathtub looks exactly like a pod.

-You call up MetaCortex Inc. and ask to speak to Mr. Thomas Anderson.

-And expect him to come to the phone!

-On September 18, you set your alarm for 9:18 a.m., just for the heck of it.

-You've legally changed your name to that of any character.

-You buy an Agent-variety earphone and pretend you can talk to Smith, etc.

-In public.

-You expect all your Fed Ex packages to start ringing.

-You've spent years trying to perfect a recipe that would make your cookies look exactly like the Oracle's.

-Your home is decorated like a)Neo's apartment b)the Oracle's home or c) the interior of the Neb.

-You own handmade replicas of the Boots and the Coat.

-You made them yourself.

-You go to your IRS audit with duct tape over your belly button.