Jenny: Today is a day which will live in� Haruka: Shut up! (picks up Jenny and throws her out the door) Nicole: Um� Jenny: (floats back) Hey! Are you challenging ME?! Haruka: Yeah! (Haruka explodes) Jenny: That was easy. Fancy Mel: I found out how to open the cube! Mint: Really?! How? Michiru: NOOO! Jenny: Um� Let's go to Six Flags. ChibiUsa: Yay! (everyone is transported to Six Flags) Setsuna: 37% of all people that ride The Ninja get whiplash. ChibiUsa: Really? Cool! (on The Ninja) Michiru: AHH! Nicole: AHH! Jenny: Look! I'm a little blue Pixy Stick! Hotaru: (going through the triple loop) This is so much fun! Setsuna: (turning green) I'm going to be sick� (ride ends) Michiru: Thank God! Hotaru: Aww� ChibiUsa: Go with the Pink! (Six Flags disappears) Nicole: Whaa�?! Rue: We can join forces. Mint: No! Rue: (turns into a pumpkin) Blergh! Mint: AUGH! I HATE PUMPKINS! Michiru: Go away! Go away! (pushes Rue and Mint offscreen) Fancy Mel: Pink! Pastels! Michiru: AUGH! Fancy Mel: Huh? (disappears in a puff of pink smoke) Announcer: Welcome to MindHead. Welcome to MindHead. Jenny: Heh. Haruka: What did you do, ditch the inners? Jenny: All except for ChibiUsa and Usagi. Usagi: Hi, all! All: Yeah, hi. Announcer: Welcome to MindHead. Welcome to MindHead. Jenny: Chubby Rain! ChibiUsa: ??? Serena: A romantic evening with Darien! Oh, speaking French� Usagi: Hey! Serena: A romantic evening with Darien! Oh, speaking French� Announcer: Welcome to MindHead. Welcome to MindHead. Serena: A romantic evening with Darien! Oh, speaking French� Announcer: Welcome to MindHead. Welcome to MindHead. Setsuna: Augh! Can't stand it anymore! (holding her head) Announcer: Welcome to MindHead. Setsuna: AUGH! (turns neon green) Nuclear Plant Worker: She's having a nuclear meltdown! I take it to DefCon5! Jenny: Cool! (Setsuna explodes which causes Announcer and Serena to disintegrate) Squirt: Hi! It's me, Jonathan, again! Jenny: Notice Squirt's new haircut. Doesn't he look like Taiki? (all agree) Squirt: I do not look like Taiki! Jenny: Yes! All except for the fact that you don't have a ponytail. (Squirt grows a ponytail) Squirt: Ah! No! (goes home) Yaten: Poor Jenny. Jenny: Poor me. Hotaru: Did you bring Luna-P to school yesterday? Jenny: No, because I was SICK! Waa� Yaten: Poor Jenny. Jenny: Poor me. Setsuna: I've come back from the dead! Mr. Garrison: Die! Setsuna: What the heck are you on? Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat is going to do something horrible to you! Setsuna: I'm not a� BUFF! (Setsuna and Mr. Garrison disappear into the negative dimension) Jenny's Luna-P: Beep! BeepBeep! Cosmos: Jenny! Where are you? Jenny: Mommy! Yay! Cosmos: Here. (throws the inner senshi into the script) Jenny: No! Cosmos: Now, don't you dare disappear, you hear me? Jenny: Grrrrrr� (Cosmos floats away) Minako: Like my new T-shirt? Makoto: Then cook it for thirty minutes� Ami: This new chemistry book is interesting. Rei: Um� shut up! Haruka: This fic isn't even funny. Jenny: I know. I just feel like writing. Haruka: Oh. (inners go away somewhere) Jenny: Skillcraft. ChibiUsa: Huh? ChibiChibi: Ei! Pixy Stix! Chibi! Chibi, chibi chibi? Chibi. Jenny: Maybe I should end this fic now! Nicole: No! It's still too short. (screen goes blank) Fancy Mel: (walks onto blank screen) Pink Sugar Heart� THE END Nicole: � or is it? Jenny: Yes, it is.
Niz: Buff is the funniest word ever.
Jenny: I can't remember what that MindHead thing was from!
Niz: ...neither can I! It was something funny though... I think.