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Jenny: Hi guys! Guess where I'm at?! Hotaru: The dentist's office. Jenny: YEPPERS! (Dr. Whitt walks in) Dr. Whitt: Time for a checkup! Bwahaha! (grabs Hotaru) Hotaru: AUGH! I don't WANT my teeth checked upon!!!! Dr. Whitt: I don't care! (grabs a drill and proceeds to drill Hotaru's brain out) Mwahaha! Hotaru: Augh! Saturn Planet Power MakeUP! (transforms into Sailor Saturn) Jenny: Um. Cephia Planet Power MakeUP! (transforms into Sailor Cephia) Saturn: Silence Glaive Surprise! Cephia: Cephian Sky Blaster! Dr. Whitt: Dentist Star Power MakeUP! (transforms into Sailor Dental) Dental: Dentistry Drill Toss! (throws drills at Sailor Cephia) Saturn: Silent Wall! (Cephia is protected by the shield) Dental: AUGH! (explodes into oblivion) Michiru: Um� Carbuncle: Nani! Michiru: Oh no! Not him again! Saturn: Yay! (turns back to Hotaru and Cephia turns back to Jenny) Carbuncle: NANI!! (has a can of Patamon-B-Gone) Nicole: No! Leave my Patamon alone! Rei: This is so weird... Uncle Scrooge: Give me money! Jenny: No. Uncle Scrooge: Oh, no! It is the Ghost of Christmas Future! Michiru: What? Jenny: He's from the play "A Christmas Story", or something like that� Michiru: Is this fic a recap of all your older fic? Jenny: No. I'm just running out of good ideas. Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater: Hi! I am Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater! Minako: Whaa? Jenny: They just played one of those Budweiser commercials on the radio. Mr. PPFE: I pass up the headcheese and the cow tongues� Jenny: Oh, shut up. (Mr. PPFE explodes) Yaten: If you don't stop that I'm gonna� Jenny: Gonna what? Pound my face in? Did you forget that I am the author and you are just a character in my story?!?!?!? Taiki: Wowie! I just found the greatest math books! Lookie here! Four divided by the average number of planets in the� Ami: Oh! Let me seeee!!!!! Jenny: Shut up! (Taiki, Ami, Seiya, and Minako blow up) Nicole: Yay! Seiya is GOOONE! Macy Gray: I try to say goodbye and I choke! Jenny: AUGH! (Macy Gray explodes) Nicole: I liked Macy Gray! Jenny: But I didn't! (Nicole blows up) Dental: Bwahahaha! I'm back! Michiru: You were dead! Dental: I'm gonna clean your teeth! Bwahaha! Makoto: Oh, no you don't! Jupiter Star Power MakeUP! Dental: Dentistry Drill Toss! Jupiter: NOOOO! (Inner senshi are all dead) Jenny: Yay! Cephia Cosmic Power! (turns into Princess Orchid) Orchid: Die, or my slaves will become your life freedom! Hotaru: What?! Orchid: Oh, nothing. Mindspring Pipeline User's Guide! Hotaru: What?! Orchid: Oh, nothing. (Setsuna blows up) Hotaru: Oh, okay. Saturn Planet Power MakeUP! (All outer senshi transform except Pluto who was blown up by Jenny) Uranus: Space Sword Blaster! Tuxedo Kamen: Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber! Orchid: Go away! (Tuxedo Kamen is blown up) Neptune: Deep Submerge! Orchid: Dark Revolution! (Sailor Dental is disintegrated) Saturn: DEATH� Orchid: No! Saturn: RIBBON� ChibiChibi: CHIBI!!!!!!!! CHIBI!!!! Chibimoon: Wah! Neptune: You're not an outer senshi! Jenny: No, but ChibiChibi and Chibimoon are outer senshi to ME and Pluto is an inner senshi and so is Seiya and Taiki. Yaten: Me outer senshi. Saturn: Ahem! REVOLUT� Lydia: BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE! Nicole: Oh, no� Jenny: I thought you were dead. Nicole: I thought that you were transformed into Princess Orchid! Jenny: Oh� Beetlejuice: It's showtime! Hotaru: Hi Lydia! You're cool! Wanna go to the arcade? Lydia: Kay! ChibiUsa: Hotaru's MY friend! WAH! Beetlejuice: Bwahahaha! (brings Taiki back from the dead) Taiki: Waugh� (deadlike) Jenny: AUGH! IT'S TAIKI! Taiki: Waugh� Beetlejuice: Go kill Jenny. Taiki: Waugh� (tries to kill jenny) Jenny: AUGH! I hate you! (rips Taiki's heart out and gives it to the Bwamaheratasous) Nicole: There's no such thing as the Bwamaheratasous! Jenny: I made them up! They are an ancient tribe that sacrifices stupid people's hearts to their gods by throwing the heart on a barbecue pit and the body in an active volcano. Nicole: Ohhh� Bwamaheratasou Person: Oga Chaka Ga Chakuo! (throws Taiki's heart on a barbecue pit and his body in an active volcano) Volcano: Ka-boom. Jenny: Oh, no! Taiki was so stupid that it made the volcano erupt! AUGH! Nicole: Me gots an idea! (whispers something to Jenny) Jenny: Oh, good idea! (Squall appears) Nicole: Hey, Squall, Rinoa is in that active volcano and the only way to save her is to use Shiva at the volcano. Squall: Noooo! Diamond Dust! (Shiva appears and freezes the volcano) Jenny: Yay. Squall: Do not worry, Rinoa! (jumps in the volcano and freezes to death) Nicole: Yay. Carbuncle: Nani? Nani nani nani nani nani nani nani nani nani! Frank Sinatra: Wada Wada Wada Wada Bang A Lang Lang! Carbuncle: Nani! (gets out his machine gun and blows Frank to smithereens) NANI!!! Jenny: Ha! Eat lead, Franky! Nicole: Yeayeayeayea! Uncle Scrooge: Who wants to be a millionaire? ME! Michiru: Here, take some money and leave! (gives him some money) Uncle Scrooge: Mwahaha! First Japan, then the WORLD! Mwahahahaha! (Scrooge explodes) Ricky Martin: She's in to superstition, black cats and� Jenny: AUGH! DIE! (Ricky Martin blows up) Nicole: You forgot to add vodka into this story. Mamoru: Thanks a lot NICOLE! Jenny: How silly of me. (gives Mamoru some vodka) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mamoru: *HIC* Oh, Susanna, ?!?! Jenny: ?! Beetlejuice: Don't even say it. Jenny: Why are you still here?! Beetlejuice: Cause I want to be. Is that a problem? Jenny: (picks up Nicole and throws her at Beetlejuice) Take that! Beetlejuice: AUGH! (dies) Mamoru: I'm going to *Hic* Oklahoma with a banjo on my kneeeeee! Jenny: Good idea! (Mamoru is transported to Oklahoma with a banjo on his knee) Nicole: Yay? Usagi: Noooooooooo! Setsuna: Whoop there it is! (Setsuna blows up AGAIN) Nicole: Sun Planet Power MakeUP! (transforms into Sailor Sun) Jenny: Oh, great. Sun: Look at meee! Yaten: You have no right to call yourself an outer senshi. Shut up. (knocks Sailor Sun unconscious) Jenny: Yay! ChibiUsa: Yay, I love pink! You love pink! GO WITH THE PINK! Jenny: Yay, I love black! You love black! GO WITH THE BLACK! ChibiUsa: PINK! Jenny: BLACK! ChibiUsa: PINK! Jenny: BLACK! Lydia: BLACK! Hotaru: BLACK! ChibiUsa: Wah! Why is everyone against me and pink?!?!?!?!?!? Person On Radio: Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys� Haruka: Person on radio? Jenny: Well, I don't know who's singing that song! There's no tape player here at the dental office, so I can't play my Japanese Sailor Moon tape! WAUGH! Michiru: Oh, shut up crybaby. Yaten: Hey! That's my line! Michiru: You shut up too, crybaby! Jenny: Gomen ne minna! Nicole: Watcha sorry about? Jenny: Michiru's behavior. Michiru: Hmph. (blows up) Hotaru: What? Jenny: We should be leaving now. Usagi: Yay! Boo! Person on Radio: Bad credit? No credit? No problem! (fic ends) �������� FIN ��������
Jenny: The Bwamaheratasous are my idea, actually!
Niz: Man, I love those Budweiser commericals...
Jenny: Yeah they're pretty funny. I like the Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker-Upper!
Niz: NUH-UH! Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker owns your soul!
Jenny: No he doesn't...
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