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Jenny: Guess what? Today was my first day of school! Yay! Hotaru: Is that good or bad? English Teacher: I am NOT a happy camper! Makoto: English Teacher? Jenny: I don't really know any of their names. English Teacher: Hint Hint! Haruka: Noooo! (English Teacher explodes) Setsuna: *Hic* Computer Teacher: Do not steal THE MOUSE BALLS! Setsuna: *Hic* Balls! *Hic* ChibiChibi: Chibiiiii!!! Makoto: ChibiChibi? Jenny: What? She's funny! Squirt: Hi! I'm Jonathan! Jenny: Oh, it's my little brother Squirt! Squirt: Don't call me that! Waaaa� ChibiChibi?! ChibiChibi: Chibi Chibi!!! Nani? Squirt: Oh, I love you ChibiChibi! It is a dream come true! Jenny: Oh, great� Computer Teacher: What?! (Haruka is stealing the mouse balls) NOO! Michiru: Oh, no, I think you got her mad! (Computer Teacher's head swells up really large and explodes) Jenny: Um� Tomorrow I'm bringing my Luna-P to school! Yaten: Nooo! When Jenny brings Luna-P to school, impossibly stupid things may happen! Whine! ChibiUsa: Everyone relax! Jenny got in trouble today for writing things in class, so she won't be writing in class tomorrow! ChibiChibi: Chibi! (strips and dances exotically) Chibi! Squirt: Whoo-hoo! Go ChibiChibi! (drools all over the floor) Jenny: Minako, go get a mop and clean up Squirt's drool. Minako: Why me?! Jenny: Because I hate you and it's fun to torture you. (Minako walks offscreen) Commercial Announcer: Visa from Providian! We approve. Rei: Umm� I think I have that credit card already. (pulls out a giant billfold with 100+ cards) Madame Mayonnaise: It's in the cards� (giant door appears in the sky) Carbuncle: Nani?! (door disappears) Rei: Yep! I have a Visa Classic, a Visa Gold, and a Visa Platinum! Michiru: I don't think that's possible. Jenny: It is in my fic! Madame Mayonnaise: I'll have three rocks and some cheese. (David the magic biker with his cooking apron walks in) David: I shall cook you some rocks and some cheese! Makoto: Are you challenging my cooking?! David: I cook better! (his magic motorcycle turns into a roadside art gallery) BWAHAHAHA! (David and the art gallery disappear) Makoto: You don't cook cheese and you can't even eat rocks! Madame Mayonnaise: Oh, no! I forgot about that! (explodes) Minako: (with an industrial-size mop) Ugh. Squirt drool. Jenny: Ugh. I know what you mean. It stinks� ChibiChibi: (still dancing) Chibi! Squirt: (drooling) Heh� heh� (Squirt disintegrates and ChibiChibi dies due to drug-related problems) Nicole: Yay! Jenny: Yay! Minako: (throws mop away) Yay! (Denton, the guy from Nicole's church that stares, walks in) Jenny: AUGH! Nicole: Please, NOOO! (Jenny and Nicole cower in the corner) Denton: (stares at Nicole and Jenny) � Jenny: (visibly scared) Anyone but him! Nicole: Who let Denton into this story?! Taiki: (standing in shadow) I did! BWAHAHA! All those times I've been blown up because of nothing! I shall pay you back! (Denton explodes) Jenny: (over-sweetly) Taiki, now what was that you said? Because you know I can control everything� (voice turns normal) I ORDER YOU TO EXPLODE! Taiki: Yes, oh great one! I am just an ugly freak with no personality. (explodes) Ami: The ratio of people exploding to people� (Ami's mouth is stapled shut) Belldandy: (walks in for a moment) Jenny, what about vodka? (floats away) Jenny: Yes, I forgot. Mamoru: AUGH! Belldandy, you moron! Usagi: Calm down, it'll be okay. Mamoru: (drunk) Yay! Yippie-yi yo yi-yippie-yippie yi-yay! Dot: I'm as cute as a button on a teddy bear's nose! Usagi: ?! Yakko: (eating some fruit) Yummy! Picasso: Stop eating my wax fruit! Michiru: Picasso?! I love your paintings! (Picasso disappears) Wakko: We get paid in franks. Michiru: (staring at the spot where Picasso stood) AUGH! Yakko And Wakko: Meet the Warner Brothers� Dot: And the Warner Sister Dot! Mamoru: *hic* New Yorrrrrrrk!!! Yakko, Wakko, And Dot: The Animaniacs! (Animaniacs blow up) Mamoru: *hic* Gay Par-iee, or however you say it! *hic* French Teacher: Oui, oui! Viva la France! Hans: EIN FEST BURG! Jenny: I still don't know what that means. Ami: !!! (mouth is stapled shut) French Teacher: Blah Blah Blah Escargot Blah Blah Blah Hans: Ein Fest Burg! Nicole: SHUT UP! (Hans and French Teacher explode) Mamoru: *Hic* I'm drunk! Setsuna: *Hic* I was drunk to *Hic* begin with! Guy With Patch Over His Eye: I shall push this button on the computer! Freakazoid: (stops him) Bad! (Guy and Freakazoid disappear) Seiya: This is too confusing! ChibiUsa: I am pleased to present� Princess Fireball! Fireball: Hi! Bye! Nicole: That was short-lived. Haruka: Morons� Jenny: Do you want to go back to Perfect Princess Nicole's Domain?! Haruka: No, mam! (bows down to Jenny) Bill Clinton: (playing Moon Revenge on the saxophone) Hi, all! Nicole: AUGH! Jenny: AUGH! ChibiUsa: AUGH! Yaten: AUGH! Everyone: AUGH! (Jenny gets scared and faints) Nicole: Wah! Now who will save us from scary Clinton?! Bill Clinton: I shall go elsewhere! (walks off) Jenny: (gets up) IS HE GONE?! Nicole: Yes. Jenny: Good. I hate politics� Al Gore: Like my new T-shirt? Jenny: AUGH! (faints) Al Gore: Bye! Jenny: (gets up again) Wah! Scary! Minako: Heh, heh, heh� Jenny: Minako! Stop adding political figures in my fics! (Minako disintegrates) Nicole: May I blow up the person of my choice before the fic ends? Jenny: Um� sure! Why not? Seiya: Oh, yay. (blows up) Nicole: Yay! Hollywood Director: Okay! That's a wrap! Scrooge: Give me money! (Mark the janitor sweeps Director and Scrooge away with the magic broomstick) Mark: Arigato, and good night. Haruka: Plotless� FIN
Niz: Mwahaha! I remember those teachers!
Jenny: Me too, obviously! Wow you added a lot of stuff this time.
Niz: Like Denton, the guy who stares? And ChibiChibi dying due to drug-related problems?
Jenny: Yep. Not that I mind! This time I added the drunk people before you could!
Niz: Ah, the student surpasses the teacher...
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