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(everyone walks in) Jenny: Hi� Motoki: You don't seem like your normal self today. Jenny: What are you doing here?! (everyone that Jenny hates blows up) Setsuna: So, what kind of horrid, unpleasant things are going to happen today? Jenny: We're going to a Backstreet Boys concert! ChibiUsa: YAY! Michiru: NO! Jenny: Well, it's either that, or an N Sync concert. Michiru: Heh, I just love Backstreet Boys� Usagi: They're so cute! Mamoru: What about me?! Usagi: What about you? Jenny: All the girls have to dress up like NeoQueen Serenity and all the guys have to dress up like King Endymion. Got it? Starlights: What about us? Jenny: Um�well�um� You guys are considered guys. ChibiUsa: YAY! Luna: How do you expect me to dress up as NeoQueen Serenity?! Diana: Hee! (Luna, Diana, and Artemis turn into their human forms) Jenny: There! Diana: Cool! Jenny: Diana, you are my bestest friend! ChibiUsa: What about me? Jenny: You and ChibiChibi, too! Three Buddies: Yay! Jenny: We� Diana: Really� ChibiUsa: Love� ChibiChibi: Pink! Jenny: Let's go! (everyone is transported to the first row of the BSB concert) Haruka: Cool. Nick: To start off our concert, we're going to sing Crazy! Minako: That's a Britney Spears song! (the Backstreet Boys start singing Crazy) Backstreet Boys: You drive me craaazy� Jenny: Freaky! (BSB slowly turn into Britney Spears) Britney: Britney Spears! That's MEEEEEEEEEE! Michiru: How stupid� (BSB reappear, and Britney is still there) Hotaru: They look possessed. Seiya: All singers look possessed! (Garth Brooks, Dixie Chicks, N Sync, and New Kids on the Block appear) Garth: I've got friends in low places� Dixie Chicks: Goodbyyyyyyye, Earl� N Sync: Here we goooooooo� New Kids: New Kids on the Block, had a bunch of hits, Chinese food� Jenny: New Kids don't sing that! (Dixie Chicks, Garth Brooks, and Britney Spears disappear) Jenny: Oh-kay� (98 Degrees, LFO, and any other boy bands appear) Usagi: I hate boy bands. (boy bands attack everyone) Jenny: Everyone, transform! (everyone transforms) Saturn: They WERE possessed! N Sync: We drive ourselves crazy! BWAHAHAHA! Venus: Ah! Venus Love Chain Encircle! Mars: ?!? Venus: Did I just do an American attack?! Mars: Mars Celestial Fire Surround! (little hearts covered in fire hit N Sync) N Sync: AUGH! (die) Jupiter: Jupiter Thunder Clap Zap! (LFO dies from electrocution) New Kids: Bad Singing Power! (start to sing really bad) Jupiter: Yuck! Sailor Moon, do something! Moon: Moon Tiara Magic! (New Kids, 98 Degrees, and all others die except BSB) BSB: We're invincible! ChibiMoon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Mercury: Mercury Bubbles Blast! Saturn: Saturn Silence Staff! Pluto: Pluto Deadly Scream! Uranus: Uranus World Shaking! Neptune: Neptune Deep Submerge! (BSB aren't harmed at all) BSB: HAHAHAHAHA! Jenny: Ah! Music Stinks And Humans Hate Gravity Attack! (giant UFO appears and crushes BSB with a supergravity beam) Jenny: Yay! (all detransform except Starlights) StarHealer: We didn't get to fight! (Starlights detransform) Seiya: Stupid�people� (Starlights blow up) Jenny: NEVER call me a person! Minako: Great! We're stuck in a room with some pancaked singers! Jenny: Oh� (everyone goes back home) Diana: Yay! ChibiUsa: Yay? Diana: Yay! ChibiUsa: Ohhhh� Mamoru: *Hic* Michiru: Dear God no, not again! Mamoru: *Hic* Setsuna: SHUT UP! Mamoru: Oh *Hic* cool� Jenny: Yay! Haruka: Why must you do that?! Jenny: Do what?! Haruka: THAT! (points to Mamoru) Jenny: It's funny. Rei: (sitting by a fire) I call upon the� Jenny: SHUT UP! Mamoru: You *Hic* shut up! Don't mess with *Hic* Rei! Jenny: You ARE drunk� Mamoru: Yer darned right! *Hic* (Jenny throws Mamoru in an insane asylum) Jenny: That takes care of that� Setsuna: What? Takes care of what? Jenny: The drunken guy. Setsuna: It was your fault, though. Jenny: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! Setsuna: Oh, yeah?! Jenny: Yeah! (cuts Setsuna's head off and hands it to Hotaru) Hotaru: Cool! Setsuna's Head: AUGH! (Jenny covers Setsuna's mouth with tape) Setsuna's Head: Mmph! Jenny: Heh, that was fun. Hotaru: Thanks! (Jenny gives Hotaru a pair of scissors) Jenny: Cut her hair however you like! Setsuna's Head: MMPH!!!! (Hotaru starts cutting Setsuna's hair) Ami: This is weird, unexplained, and maybe just a bit paranormal� Jenny: So?? Ami: Jenny, are you a psychic? Jenny: Nope, I'm just a girl from Cephia who was accidentally dumped off on Earth who hates Arab and can read minds! Ami: Oh. Nicole: Bummer! Jenny: Yeah, I know. (Nicole walks away) Ami: Um� Usagi: I wanna be a star, star, star� Jenny: Shut up! Usagi: Ai no senshi� Jenny: Better. Ginger: Meow! Diana: Who's that?! Jenny: My fat cat, Ginger! Diana: Girl or boy?! Jenny: Girl�I mean� Starlight. Diana: Cool! (Diana turns back into a cat) Diana: Meow! Meow Meow Meow? Translator: Diana said-Hi! I'm Diana! Ginger: Meow! Meowmeow! Translator: Ginger said-I'm Jenny's guardian cat, but I'm also a princess from another galaxy, but Jenny doesn't know. Jenny: You are?! (Ginger jumps in her litter box, which is actually a spaceship, and flies away) Jenny: Oh, well. (Diana turns back into a human again) Diana: BYE, GINGER! Artemis: She'll be back, when her litter box becomes full� Luna: Yes, they just HATE that smell� Mamoru: *Hic* Jenny: How'd you get out of the nuthouse?! Mamoru: *Hic* I threw pretty yellow petunias at them *Hic* Michiru: I really hate you� Mamoru: *Hic* Luna: YOU'RE SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR KIDS! Mamoru: Really? Kids! *Hic* Drink Vodka! Diana: Mamoru is setting a bad example for me! (Jenny puts Mamoru back in the nuthouse) Jenny: There! Usagi: Mamoru� WHY HIM?! WAAAAAAAAHHH! Jenny: I got an idea! (Mamoru appears, sober) Mamoru: Hi, Jenny. (Motoki and Demando appear) Motoki: Hi� ChibiUsa: What's wrong, Motoki? Demando: I know! Because Jenny would rather go out with me than with him! Jenny: You wish� Demando: Huh? Motoki: Nobody wants to go out with me� (Demando punches Motoki) Jenny: Don't punch him! (Jenny transforms into NeoQueen Sincerity) Usagi: Hey! Serenity and Sincerity! Hee� Ami: Usagi! Be quiet! I'm beginning to see a plot coming on! Jenny: On behalf of my home planet, I shall punish you� Cephia Crystal Power! (Demando dodges Jenny and fires a huge laser beam at Motoki) Jenny: Hey! This is my fic! CEPHIA PLANET CRYSTAL POWER!!! (Demando disintegrates) Jenny: I felt like disintegrating somebody all day. (Jenny transforms back into regular Jenny) Motoki: Does that mean you'll go out with me?! Jenny: Get a life! (Motoki blows up) Haruka: That was mean! (all the outer senshi blow up) Jenny: Ah! (blows up all the inner senshi except Usagi) Usagi: Hey! I hate these fanfics� (Usagi blows up painfully) ChibiUsa: Yay! Diana: Yay! Luna: ??? (the cats blow up) ChibiChibi: Mew! Mew! ChibiUsa: Mew! Mew? Mew! Jenny: Shut up! (ChibiChibi and ChibiUsa blow up) Mamoru: ??? Jenny: Oh, great� Mamoru: ??? Jenny: Shut up! Mamoru: AUGH! (explodes) Jenny: I'm all alone� (inner senshi appear) Minako: Now what?!? Jenny: Ummmm� I dunno. AUGH! I've run out of ideas! Rei: Yes! Jenny: But I've got one more idea for a big finale. (everyone appears) Rei: ??? Jenny: THE� EEEENNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!! (everyone blows up in a huge display of bloody fireworks) FIN
Niz: The drunkeness is once again my idea! And so is the "Music Stinks and Humans Hate Gravity Attack"! And so is the finale where everyone blows up!
Jenny: I really don't get that attack. Humans like gravity because it keeps us from floating away.
Niz: In moderate amounts, m'dear. Too much will crush our internal organs. Yay!
Jenny: Maybe I should post a fic and not have you edit it! Then it would be rated G like they originally are!
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