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(inners and outers walk in) Minako: No, not again. Usagi: What? Minako: Another story of torture. Haruka: Dear God NO! Jenny: I'm baaaack! (ChibiChibi and ChibiUsa appear) Jenny: Hey, my pink-haired buddies! ChibiChibi: Chibi? Chibi, Chibi! Jenny: Today I've got a FULL day of school. ChibiUsa: Chibi? Chibi! ChibiChibi: Huh?! (teachers walk in) Usagi: AUGH! Coach Kelly: RUN! Do pushups! BWAHAHAHA! Mrs. Graves: Write a technical paper! HA! Mr. Baxter: DO YOUR TEST! Mrs. Collier: Drugs are illegal substances!!! Jenny: RUN! (everyone runs for the door) Michiru: WAIT! Everyone, transform! (everyone tries to transform, but they all fail) Setsuna: WHAT?! (teachers disappear) Mamoru: *Hic* Jenny: I just HAD to do that. Mamoru: *Hic* Hi! Anyone want some vodka? Rei: MUST you include vodka in every story? Jenny: Well, it's kind of a trademark� Mamoru: Oh, the yellow roads of Texas! (yellow roads appear in Texas and everyone is transported there) Mamoru: Killer *Hic* ChibiUsa: Let's go down the yellow brick road! (all skip merrily down the road) Mamoru: We're off to see the wizard, the wonder wizard of *Hic* Texas! Usagi: This is crazy! Makoto: Well, Jenny's the author, and at least we're not getting blown up! Usagi: Oh. (giant bald guy in a wheelchair appears) Wizard: I am the great wizard of Texas. Since you came here, you shall receive one gift. Rei: What? Wizard: One wish for anything you like! ChibiUsa: I WANT A� Mamoru: �small poodle named Fluffy who drinks alcohol! Wizard: Okay. (small pink poodle appears) Poodle: Give me some vodka! Mamoru: Let's share a bottle! Jenny: Oh-kay� (everyone goes back except Mamoru and the poodle) Usagi: We're back. HEY! Where's Mamoru? Jenny: Gone. Usagi: Oh. Awww� ChibiChibi: Chibi! ChibiChibi! Chibi? Chibi� Ami: Sh! I'm calculating aerodynamics of seemingly ridiculous proportions! Hotaru: You're in Supercomputing now, right? Jenny: Yeah. Michiru: Oh, I have an idea! Jenny: Only I make ideas! (Michiru and Haruka blow up) Rei: Here we go again! Wizard: Want some vodka? Setsuna: Do you have an obsession with vodka?! Jenny: I don't drink it, but it's way fun to write about! Setsuna: Whatever. (wizard disappears into a magic lamp) Jenny: I'm a killer! (Makoto, Minako, Rei, Ami, and Setsuna blow up) Usagi: What?!?! ChibiChibi: Chibi! Hee� ChibiUsa: Hey, look! (Luna and Artemis appear) Luna: We're making our debut! Artemis: Yeah! Jenny: Little kitties! I love cats! (Luna turns pink and Artemis blows up) Luna: AUGH! I'm pink! (Luna attacks) Jenny: I call upon all the senshi! (everyone appears) Luna: I shall kill you all! (everyone transforms) Mercury: Aqua Mirage! Mars: Fire Soul! Jupiter: Oak Evolution! Venus: Love-Me Chain! Neptune: Deep Submerge! Uranus: World Shaking! Saturn: Silence Glaive Surprise! Tuxedo Kamen: (dancing around) Vodka Throw! (throws bottles of vodka at Luna) Luna: ??? Ha! That can't hurt me! I'm Luna the evil! Moon: Spiral Heart Attack! ChibiMoon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Luna: *Yawn* That's all you got? (Starlights appear) StarMaker: Star Gentle Uterus! StarHealer: Star Sensitive Inferno! StarFighter: Star Serious Laser! Luna: Oh-kay� StarFighter: Kickin' your butt one day at a time! ChibiChibi: ChibiChibiChibi! Die! Luna: Ha! Jenny: My turn! Luna: I am pink-haired evil Luna! You cannot defeat me! Jenny: Dead Kitty Road Kill Truck Toss! (throws magical transparent semi-trucks at Luna) Luna: AUGH!!! (dies) Jenny: Yeah! (Luna rises from the dead) Luna: You morons! (Jenny turns into Princess Orchid and Usagi turns into Princess Serenity) Jenny: Cephia Cosmic Power! Usagi: Moon Cosmic Power! Luna: Noooo!!!! (dies for real) (everyone detransforms) Queen Serenity: Usagi, I am your mother� Usagi: ??? Well, duh! I knew that. Queen Serenity: I'm just trying to pretend I'm Darth Vader. Geez� (Queen Serenity disappears) Usagi: Oh. Mamoru: (sober) What was that about? Jenny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING SOBER?! (Jenny gives Mamoru some vodka) Usagi: Why do you keep getting him drunk?! Jenny: Mamoru's funny drunk. Usagi: Haha (sarcastically) Mamoru: Home, home on the range *Hic* Michiru: Nooo! (everyone is transported to the dude ranch) ChibiUsa: I wanna ride a pony! ChibiChibi: Chibi! (two ponies appear) ChibiUsa: Yay! (everyone goes into the building for line-dances except ChibiChibi and ChibiUsa) ChibiUsa: (on the light pink pony) Yay! Giddyup! ChibiChibi: (on the dark pink pony) Yay! Giddyup! (the ponies go wild and kick their riders off) ChibiUsa: Waaaa! That hurt! (runs off to go line-dancing) ChibiChibi: Chibi! Chibi! Chibi Chibi? (knocks the ponies over the head) Jenny: Let's go and torture the line-dancers! Michiru: Ugh. I hate dancing. Usagi: But we all have to, Jenny's the author. Hotaru: Dangit! Mamoru: *Hic* Mylanta! (Mamoru turns into a Mylanta tablet) Jenny: MY-LAN-TA! (inners reappear back home) Minako: We're back! Makoto: *Hic* Usagi: *Hic* Jenny: Yes! Usagi: Why'd you have to go and *Hic* make us drunk?! Minako: I'm not. Jenny: That's because you're cool. Minako: Oh, cool! Mamoru: I believe I can fly! Minako: I thought he turned into Mylanta. Jenny: I turned him back so he can be drunk. (Mamoru flies to the moon) Usagi: I wanna go to the moon! (flies to the moon) (Everyone else flies to the moon except Minako) Minako: Well� (ChibiChibi and ChibiUsa appear) ChibiChibi: Chibi! ChibiChibi? ChibiUsa: Yay! I'm back! (Minako's hair turns pink) Minako: My hair! Jenny: I love pink! Hee� (Starlights appear) Seiya: Minako! Have you seen your hair lately? Haha! Minako: Shut up! (Seiya's and Taiki's hair turn pink) Taiki: AUGH! Seiya: Jenny must be on a pink spree. Jenny: Yer darned right! (Yaten's hair turns pink) Yaten: No! Not my hair! Jenny: My six pink friends! (hugs ChibiUsa) ChibiUsa: Yay! (Pegasus appears) ChibiUsa: Hey! I didn't call you. Pegasus: Cha-Cha-Chiing! ChibiChibi: Cha-Cha-Chiing! (Pegasus turns pink) Pegasus: Ummmm� Jenny: Seven pink friends! (snaps fingers) Pegasus: *Hic* Minako: God� Pegasus: I'm pink! Yippee! ChibiUsa: Heehee! Pegasus, you're funny! (Mamoru appears) Mamoru: *Hic* Minako: No! Why?! Jenny: I'm the ruler! Director: But I control YOU! Turn them back. Jenny: Awwww� (Mamoru and Pegasus become sober, and everyone's hair turns back) Mamoru: What happened? (Pegasus disappears) (everyone disappears except ChibiChibi and ChibiUsa) Jenny: The Chibis! (outers appear) Hotaru: Drugs are bad, mmkay? Haruka: TIMMY! Tim-my! Michiru: What?! Jenny: South Park! Michiru: Oh. Setsuna: I will do the German Donce for you! Haruka: Timmy? TIMMMMMMY! ChibiChibi: Chibi! Chibi! Chibi? (Haruka and ChibiChibi have a conversation using Chibis and Timmys) Setsuna: I hope that you'll enjoy my donce� Michiru: You all are nuts! Jenny: Do you know Kenny? Michiru: No. (Jenny snaps her fingers) Michiru: Mmph! Mmph! Mmmmph! Jenny: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hotaru: Mmkay? Mara-juana is bad, mmkay? Mmkay! (Jenny snaps her fingers) Hotaru: What happened? ChibiUsa: That was funny! Michiru: I can't remember what happened. Setsuna: I do! Jenny! DEAD� Jenny: Are you trying to kill me? Setsuna: SCREAM! (Setsuna flies to the moon) Jenny: Heh heh. (all outers disappear and Usagi and Mamoru appear) Usagi: I liked the moon! ChibiUsa: Conjunction Junction, what's that function? (everyone looks at ChibiUsa) ChibiUsa: What? ChibiChibi: What? Hee� Jenny: Ah-hem. Mamoru: I'm just a bill, up on Capital Hill� Usagi: AUGH! I hate School House Rock! Jenny: Me, too! (snaps her fingers) Motoki: Cha-Ching! Mamoru: Cool. Jenny: You stink. Motoki: What? Why?! (Jenny blinks) Motoki: Cha-Chong! (disappears) Jenny: Cha-Ching� Usagi: It is the stars. The stars control everything. Mamoru: Usagi?! Usagi: I shall kill you all! Mamoru: No! Change her back, Jenny! (Jenny and ChibiUsa transform) Jenny: Soft-boiled Egg Throw! Chibimoon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Twinkle Yell! (screaming soft-boiled eggs covered in pink sugar hit Usagi) Usagi: AUGH! Eggs! Mamoru: It's the incredible, edible egg! Dum Dum De Dum! (Jenny and ChibiUsa detransform) Jenny: This is going to be a shorter fic than before. I'm running out of ideas. (Ami appears) Ami: An overdose of cocaine occurs when� Usagi: Tell your dumb science teacher to stop talking about drugs and alcohol! Jenny: Sorry, I can't help it. I'm in science. Ami: But, an overdose can also mean that, since they missed a dose, they� All: Augh! No! Jenny: Heh heh. Mamoru: Don't let it be this way! Ami: When you mix alcohol and barbiturates, the results are often fatal� Jenny: Good news! We just traded our science books in. All: Whew. Jenny: And got a new one about heredity! All: AUGH!!!! Ami: So you see, when you mix the genes in the short plant with the tall one� ChibiUsa: I can't take it! Ami: Oh, really? (turns into Kunzite) ChibiUsa: AUGH! Kunzite: I will kill each and every one of you off! (everyone transforms) Jenny: I call upon the inner senshi� (inner senshi appear, transformed) Jupiter: Oh, no! It's Kunzite! Mars: I'm beginning to see a trend here� Kunzite: Hardboiled Egg Throw! Jenny: No! Hardboiled eggs always beat soft-boiled eggs! Venus: Just wish him away! You're the author. Jenny: But then it wouldn't be exciting and fun. Inner senshi: Sailor Planet Attack! (knocks Kunzite into little ashes) Jenny: Hmm� (the ashes form together to create Super Ash Ketchum) Jenny: AUGH! Ash: I'm the greatest Pokemon master! Bwahaha! Jenny: ChibiChibi! Chibimoon! Come over here! (ChibiChibi, Chibimoon, and Cephia gather in a circle) Jenny: Pretty� ChibiChibi: Pink� Chibimoon: Power! (Ash is blown up and sent into eternal sleep by Queen Beryl) Moon: Where'd Queen Beryl come in?! Queen Beryl: Do not worry. I am nice now. I like to plant flowers and sew buttons onto those little blue jackets. Jenny: Wicked cool� (Queen Beryl turns into a flower and disappears) Mercury: I'm not Kunzite anymore! Jenny: Double wicked cool� (everyone detransforms) Ami: This story is actually beginning to get some plot! Jenny: Opps! How silly of me! Mamoru: *Hic* Ami: I spoke too soon� Mamoru: Lots and lots of vodka! (eighteen tons of vodka pours onto Mamoru from a nearby cloud) Jenny: Hee� Mamoru: Help! I'm drowning in vodka! Usagi: No! Mamoru! (Mamoru dies) Usagi: Dang. ChibiUsa: What? (Mamoru appears) Mamoru: Whoa! Minako: This kind of stuff could never happen normally. Jenny: Neither can this� Minako: What? (Minako turns into a mouse) Minako: � Usagi: What is she saying? Rei: I can't hear her. Minako: !!! (Artemis appears) Artemis: Hi, Minako� Minako: !!! (Artemis eats Minako) Jenny: This is so much fun! ChibiChibi: *Hic* Usagi: You can't make ChibiChibi drunk! Jenny: I'll do whatever I want! ChibiChibi: Ch *Hic* ib *Hic* I! Hee� (ChibiChibi does seven backflips in a row) Usagi: Whoa� Jenny: Yes, I, the author, can work miracles. (ChibiChibi continues her backflips) ChibiChibi: Yay! Yay! Yay! *Hic* Jenny: This is so cool! Go Chibi! ChibiChibi: *Hic* Makoto: This is so weird. Jenny: Chibi's my buddy! (blinks) ChibiChibi: (sober) Chibi? ChibiChibi! ChibiUsa: That was awesome! (Rini appears) Rini: I'm Rini! ChibiUsa: Augh! It's my American version! Jenny: Battle of the two fungi! (Rini and ChibiUsa transform) NAChibimoon: Pink Sugar Heart Smash Kabob Attack! Chibimoon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! (Chibimoon overpowers NAChibimoon) NAChibimoon: AUGH! (blows into oblivion) Jenny: I love oblivion! ChibiUsa: Me, too! I love pink! Jenny: PINK! ChibiChibi: Chibi! Rei: Ami's still at it. Ami: If you look in the dictionary under the terms of� Jenny: Gawd! She can go on and on. Ami: But never add won't and never in the same sentence. It's called a double� Jenny: Shut, UP! Ami: Conjunctions link one part of a sentence with� Jenny: People Who Talk Like My Brother Will Be Torpedoed Attack! (throws torpedoes at Ami that send her into outer space) Ami: AUUUGGGGGHHH!!!!! (inners disappear and starlights appear) ChibiUsa: How come me and ChibiChibi never disappear? Jenny: Because you guys are my buddies! Seiya: Where is everyone? (Seiya's hair turns pink) Yaten: Hey, Seiya, your hair is pink! (Yaten's hair turns pink) Taiki: Haha! (Taiki's hair turns pink) Jenny: Now everyone's pink! Seiya: I have some horoscope papers! Jenny: Read mine, I'm Aries! Seiya: Aries, you are obsessed with pink. Be nice to everyone all this week and good luck will come. Jenny: You made that up! (Mamoru appears) ChibiUsa: Not again� Mamoru: *Hic* Taiki: Oh, no! Mamoru: The thunder rolls� (thunder starts rolling) Mamoru: And the *Hic* lightning strikes! (lightning strikes Mamoru and he blows up) All: Yay! Taiki: *Hic* Yaten: Not Taiki, too! Is this your idea of an alcohol epidemic? Jenny: Yeah� Seiya: It's a sad world out there. ChibiChibi: Chibi! Chibi Chibi! (smacks Seiya over the head with an anvil) Yaten: Ha! (Seiya passes out) Yaten: How'd she pick that up?! ChibiUsa: ChibiChibi has surprised us a lot today� ChibiChibi: Chibi! (ChibiChibi starts her backflips again) Taiki: That looks like *Hic* fun! (Taiki starts doing backflips) Jenny: Wow! This time ChibiChibi isn't even drunk! Yaten: Ya don't say? Jenny: Watch this! (Taiki becomes sober) Taiki: Wha-what? (falls head first) ChibiChibi: (now doing back walkovers) ChibiChibi! Chibi? Jenny: Oh-kay. ChibiUsa: I can do that! (ChibiUsa starts doing back walkovers and hits ChibiChibi) ChibiUsa: Sorry ChibiChibi! ChibiChibi: CHIBI?! (ChibiChibi passes out) Jenny: Aw, man� (Seiya wakes up) Seiya: Where is that little brat?! ChibiUsa: I hit her and she passed out. Seiya: Good. (Starlights and ChibiChibi disappear) ChibiUsa: I was having fun! (outers appear) Hotaru: SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE! (Hotaru blows up) Haruka: Oh, well. Michiru: Poor Hotaru! Setsuna: Let's go back in time and save her! (Setsuna goes back in time) Hotaru: SILENCE GL� Setsuna: Noo! You'll blow up! My job here is done. (Setsuna goes back to present) Jenny: Good job, you saved Hotaru. Hotaru: Thanks! Setsuna: That was confusing. Haruka: Yah, really. Michiru: What was confusing? Hotaru: It was cool being dead. Jenny: YOU would think so. ChibiUsa: I can do a back walkover! Wanna see? All: No! Jenny: Um� I think this should end now, okay? Haruka: Good idea! Setsuna: Before ChibiUsa here finishes us off. Jenny: Bye guys! (everyone leaves)
Jenny: The second part is over!
Niz: I added the drunkeness because drunkeness rocks.
Jenny: You edited it so all the spelling errors are your fault now and not mine!
Niz: I pride myself on WICKEDAWESOMECOOL spelling!
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