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(inner senshi walk in) Jenny: Hey! Ami: Konnichiwa. (outer senshi appear) Haruka: What?! Minako: What what? Ami: e=mc2 Haruka: I was just eating my pecan ice cream and now, here I am! (ChibiUsa appears dressed as a donut) Jenny: Hi! Michiru: High school! I love high school! Hotaru: Yay. (Jenny flies up in the air surrounded by chocolate cupcakes) Usagi: I demand an explanation here! Jenny: Quiet you! (turns Usagi into a prune) Mamoru: Ah! Usagi! (starts bawling) Jenny: I am the author! I have control over everything! ChibiUsa: I love the color Pink! Jenny: Me, too! You're my bestest friend, ChibiUsa! Makoto: Oh, Puh-lease! (Jenny snaps her fingers) Jessie & James: We're Team Rocket! Rei: What the�? This is a Sailor Moon fic! Jessie: We want your Pokemon! Michiru: We don't have POKEMON! (Jenny snaps her fingers again, Team Rocket disappears) Shania Twain: Hey. All: What??? Shania: Oh, look, a prune!(eats Usagi) Mamoru: NOOOOOO! Jenny: Haha! I am the author! (Prince Demando and Motoki appear) Motoki: Hey guys! Jenny: Everyone transform! (All senshi transform, except for Usagi) Shania Twain: Moon Crystal Power MakeUP!(turns into Sailor Moon) Pluto: Why'd we transform?! Jenny: because�(giant scout-eating ostrich appears) Venus: AUGH! (eats all the inner senshi, except Moon, Chibimoon, and Mercury) Jenny: Killer. (all senshi detransform) Jenny: I've got an idea! Demando: Hey Jenny, you're cute. Motoki: Hey! Jenny's mine! (Demando and Motoki get in a fight) Jenny: STOP! Cephia Planet Power MakeUP! (transforms into Sailor Cephia) Ami: Sailor�Cephia? Jenny: Normal Power! (inner senshi come back, and Shania-Usagi turns back to normal Usagi) Ostrich: *Hic*(turns into the Starlights) Seiya: Whoa. Jenny: Haruka, I hate your hair. Haruka: Why?! WORLD� (Haruka's hair turns purple) Haruka: SHA�purple? Jenny: Mystic Cephia Pink Pepper Boiling Over The Pan Attack! (shoots boiling pink pepper at Demando, and Demando fries) Motoki: Cha-Ching. (Jenny detransforms) Yaten: Hi guys. Jenny: I did not tell you to speak! Haruka! Dispose of them. (Haruka kicks Taiki and Seiya out) Yaten: Hey! That's not funny! Director: Jenny! Quit it! (Jenny walks off solemnly) Yaten: That was weird. (Jenny walks in happily) Jenny: Hey! I forgot! I run the fanfic. ChibiChibi: Chibi? ChibiChibi! Jenny: I just love ChibiChibi. Setsuna: How'd SHE get here?! (Setsuna blows up into oblivion) Jenny: Your hair should be pink! (Yaten's hair turns bright pink) Yaten: Bummer. Sarah: I love Bryan. Makoto: This is getting stranger by the minute� (Sarah walks off stage) Usagi: What stage? Jenny: I'm stuck in social studies right now. Rei: Haha! Jenny: Grrrr� Mr. Baxter: The world war ended in� All except ChibiChibi: ACK! ChibiChibi: F=ma Yaten: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD TALK! ChibiChibi: I can speak Spanish, French, Turkish, and Japanese, too. Ami: Really? (ChibiChibi and Ami start a conversation in Turkish) Mr. Baxter: I'm teaching class! AUGH! Jenny: AUGH! (Mr. Baxter disappears) Minako: Where's Usagi? (Usagi and Mamoru fall from the sky) Usagi and Mamoru: AUGH! Usagi: Ouch� Jenny: Bye bye! (blasts Usagi and Mamoru into the sun) Motoki: Hey Jenny, let's go to the movies. Jenny: Yeah right, I hate you! Motoki: What?! (Motoki turns into a social studies book and goes flying out the window) Jenny: I hate social studies, but I'm in Science now. Haruka: My hair is still purple. Jenny: So? (all the senshi except for Usagi, ChibiUsa, and Mamoru disappear) Usagi: I hate you, Mamoru. Mamoru: That's good, because I've always liked Jenny anyways. ChibiUsa: What are drugs? (Jenny stabs ChibiUsa in the back and she turns into an ameba) Jenny: This is boring. (everyone comes back except Motoki, Demando, ChibiChibi, and the Starlights) Jenny: Here (Hands everyone a bottle of Vodka) Ami: No thanks. ChibiUsa: I hate this stuff! Usagi: *Hic* Whooo! I'm so cool! I'm going to kill Mamoru! Mamoru: Oh, no. ChibiUsa: *HicHic* Stay away from my man! Usagi: YOUR man? Ha *Hic* (Usagi and ChibiUsa get into an argument) Jenny: Marijuana is made from the Indian Hemp Plant. Michiru: Shut up with�yer�science *Hic* Haruka: Come on Michiru! Let's take a drive! *Hic* Setsuna: Don't drink an' drive! *Hic* Nicole: Hey Jenny. Ami: Hey, your name is the same as mine! Nicole: Yeah, so? Jenny: Let's get out of here Nicole, and go watch some Sailor Moon videos. Nicole: Kay. Usagi: *Hic* ChibiUsa: *Hic* Setsuna: *Hic* Minako: *Hic* Makoto: *Hic* Hotaru: *Hic* Jenny: I came back. You guys "obviously" need me. (everyone becomes sober) Usagi: That was cool. Let's watch TV. (TV turns on) News Reporter: Two girls got in a major wreck today. They both died with vodka bottles in their hands. Hotaru: Michiru-mama! Haruka-papa! NOOOOO!! Jenny: You could ask nicely� (Michiru and Haruka open the door) Hotaru: Yay! Michiru: Wild� MetalSedramon: River of Power! (shoots beam at Hotaru and Setsuna) Jenny: Hee� Minako: Gawd� MetalSedramon: River of Power! (starts blasting senshi left and right) ChibiUsa: What gore! Jenny: Hee� Rei: Is this whole fic going to be nothing but violence?! (MetalSedramon turns into Mickey Mouse) Mickey: Hey, Kiddies! Rei: I'd take the violence� (Mickey turns back to MetalSedramon) MetalSedramon: heh, heh�RIVER OF POWER! (blasts Rei off into space) ChibiUsa: Me and you are the last ones left� Jenny: hmm� (all the inner senshi appear) Usagi: Ugh. Jeff Gordon: Hey, do you all want to join the Racing Club of America? All: ??? Jenny: Killer. Jeff: Follow me! (Jeff Gordon plays the Ocarina of Time and transports everyone to a racetrack) MetalSedramon: River� Makoto: He's still here?! MetalSedramon: of� Rei: AUGH! Noooo! MetalSedramon: Power! (MetalSedramon explodes) Ami: I don't have time to join a racing club. I have to do extensive research on physical withdrawal from heroin. Usagi: Jenny! Are you still in science?! Jenny: Yep. Jeff: Here are your free complementary race cars! (Jeff hands the senshi their race cars) ChibiUsa: I got the Pink LSD. Usagi: I got the Yellow Cocaine. Ami: I got the Blue Barbiturate. Rei: I got the Red Inhalant. Minako: I got the Orange Opiate. Makoto: I got the Green Amphetamine. Jeff: See? They're not only fun, but also educational! Jenny: I've been studying WAY too much� (Jeff Gordon blows up and everyone gets at the starting line) Jenny: I've got my Saber-toothed Tiger! Announcer: Ready, Set, Go! (everyone starts their cars) ChibiUsa: My LSD is going to kick your Cocaine into the ground, Usagi! (ChibiUsa pulls ahead of everyone) Ami: A Barbiturate is an illeg�AUGH! Announcer: The Barbiturate crashed into the wall! Ami is disqualified! (all the cars crash except the Pink LSD and Jenny's Saber-toothed Tiger, which really isn't even a car) Announcer: Neck in neck, it's a straight run to the finish! ChibiUsa: I love my LSD! Noone can beat it! (laughs evil-like) (ChibiUsa starts going backward) Jenny: Yay! ChibiUsa: CHEATER! (Jenny crosses the finish line) Announcer: Jenny is the winner! Jenny: Thank you, thank you! (snaps her fingers) Minako: Hey! We're not at the racetrack anymore! Jenny: I just love the rainforest. Ami: Me, too. Minako: This is a rainforest? AUGH! Bugs! Rei: Hmmm�I sense bad vibes coming from over there! Makoto: It's a giant one-eyed cockroach! Minako: AUGH! Usagi: Cool, I mean, augh. Cockroach: You senshi are going to pay! BWAHAHAHA! (everyone transforms, including Jenny) Mercury: Aqua Mirage! Mars: What's my attack again� Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure! Venus: Love-me Chain! Moon: Rainbow Moon Heartache! Chibimoon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Cockroach: That can not defeat me! Jenny: Soft-boiled Egg Throw! Mars: I remember�Burning Mandala! (soft-boiled eggs on fire get thrown and the cockroach) Cockroach: Oww! That hurt! Chibimoon: Cool! Jenny: Meow Mix Toss! (throws assorted dry cat foods at the cockroach, which causes all the senshi to detransform) Rei: Whoa� (cockroach falls over dead) Minako: Jenny, your attacks are strong! Usagi: Yeah, and 1+1=2! Jenny: I'm in Pre-Algebra now� All: Noooooo!!!! Jenny: Ami�? Ami: (pulls out a giant chalkboard from behind a tree) Seven divided by the mean number of twenty to the power of three at the square root of eigh� Jenny: Never mind. Mr. Roy: We're going to grade papers today! All: AUGH! Jenny: It's my teacher! No! (Mr. Roy disappears) Makoto: Thank you! Nicole: Hey Jenny. What are you doing in the jungle? Jenny: It's a rainforest! Nicole: Aren't you coming to watch Sailor Moon videos? Jenny: Oh, I forgot! Okay! (Jenny and Nicole walk off) Minako: Wait Jenny! We're stuck in the middle of the rainforest! Makoto: I'll die! Ami: Calm down, you guys! I'll just use my data computer to find a way out. Usagi: The Y column is 4, 0, and negative 2! Rei: Jenny's still here, or else Usagi wouldn't be going math crazy� Jenny: So? (everyone returns to the real world) Jenny: Okay, bye guys. (Inners and ChibiUsa disappear and the Outers and ChibiChibi appear) Haruka: No� Jenny: Oh, come on, the inner senshi had fun. Michiru: ??? Jenny: They rode around in drugs. Hotaru: You can't drive drugs! Jenny: Never mind� Michiru: So, what kind of inhuman torture shall you put us through today? (violin appears) Michiru: (with big happy eyes) YAY! I love to play the violin! (Michiru starts playing Moonlight Densetsu on the violin) Jenny: Write the following equation in y=mx+b format. Michiru: Hey! Wait! (violin disappears) Hotaru: Grade your own paper. Haruka: Help me! Jenny: You'd better be thankful you don't have purple hair anymore. Haruka: Oh, I forgot. (Starlights appear) Yaten: Umm�okay. Hotaru: We're learning about math. Jenny: I'm in Pre-Algebra. Taiki: oh�OH! NO! Seiya: Bye! (Starlights run out the door screaming) Jenny: How rude! ChibiChibi: Chibi! Haruka: I thought you could talk! ChibiChibi: Chibi? Chibi Chibi! Chibi. Chibi? Haruka: I hate you! WORLD� Jenny: No! Chibi is my buddy! ChibiChibi: Chi-bi! Haruka: SHAKING! (Haruka blows up) Michiru: Augh! Oh, well. Hotaru: I thought we had to transform to use attacks. Jenny: This is my fic, remember? Hotaru: Cool. Gohan: Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, DRAGONBALLZ! Michiru: ??? Gohan: I've become Americanized! I hate the Japanese theme song! ChibiChibi: This IS way weird. Jenny: Cephia Die American Censors Attack! (throws little midis of Japanese theme songs at Gohan) Gohan: Ah! It's Japan! Ewww! (Gohan turns into a gallon of milk) Hotaru: Oh� Michiru: Kay� ChibiChibi: I can talk. Hotaru: You got Haruka-papa blown up! ChibiChibi: Chibi? Hotaru: Don't start that again! DEATH RIBBON� ChibiChibi: Chibi! Hotaru: REVOLUTION! (Hotaru blows up) Michiru: Yay, I think� (Michiru blows up) ChibiChibi: Chibi! ChibiChibi? (ChibiChibi blows up) Jenny: I love this job�RETURN! (Outers return, but not ChibiChibi) Jenny: I was sick of her annoying chibis. Haruka: I hate this. (Serena appears) Serena: Hi, I'm Serena. Hotaru: You look like Usagi. Serena: I'm from the American version. Michiru: Not another USA freak! (Usagi appears) Serena: Hi, Japanese version of me. Usagi: Whaa�? Serena: Fighting evil by moonlig� Jenny: Cephia Die American Censors Attack! (Japanese midis hit Serena and she falls into a little pile of dust) Usagi: Hey, I'm dead. Heh. (Usagi disappears) Michiru: I'm thirsty. Jenny: We do have that gallon of milk. Michiru: I'm Lactose intolerant. Jenny: You are not! Michiru: Okay, I'm not. I have this phobia� Haruka: She's got Americaphobia. She's scared of Americanized characters. Jenny: Oh, you poor thing. Anyone want some vodka? All: NO! Jenny: Anyone want some algebra equations? All: NO! Michiru: Oh, an ostrich went yodeling on a mountaintop high� (giant scout-eating ostrich appears) Haruka: Not him again! MI-CHI-RU! Michiru: Sorry! Ostrich: I shall eat you all on account of I eat scouts! Michiru: We're not scouts, we're senshi. Hotaru: The scouts are in America. Jenny: You're messing with the originals here! Ostrich: Sorry! I guess I accidentally ate you all last time. (ostrich flies off toward America) Nicole: Jenny! Jenny: Let's go and watch some Sailor Moon videos now. (Jenny and Nicole walk off) Hotaru: Oh, a giant one-armed eighteen-clawed monster went yodeling� Michiru: NOOOOO!!! (nothing happens) Haruka: I guess Jenny really is gone. Michiru: Hey! Setsuna hasn't said anything since we got here! Setsuna: � Haruka: What's wrong with you?! Setsuna: � Hotaru: She's sleeping. Setsuna: �snore�deep submerge� Michiru: HEY! That's my attack! Setsuna: �prepare for trouble�make it double� Hotaru: Oh-kay. Setsuna: �snore�I hate you ChibiChibi� (Hotaru shakes Setsuna) Hotaru: Wake up or I'll death ribbon you!! Setsuna: AUGH! I was sleeping, mind you! Michiru: You missed a lot. We fought some Americanized� Setsuna: Hey! Is that milk over there?! I love milk! (goes over and drinks the milk) Michiru: Yuk! Setsuna: What? Oh, well. (little guitar riff plays) Haruka: ??? Tuxedo Kamen: I am Tuxedo Kamen! Dum Dum De Dum! Haruka: What�how'd you get here, Mamor� Tuxedo Kamen: HEY! I'm not Mamoru! I'm, dum dum de dum, Tuxedo Kamen! Hotaru: Jenny MUST be back. Jenny: Yer darned right. Coach Kelly: 5 LAPS AROUND THE ROOM NOOOOWWWW!!!! All: AUGH! Yes, mam! Jenny: Yes, I am now in PE. Bye, Coach K! (Coach Kelly blows up) Tuxedo Kamen: There sure are a lot of people blowing up! I wonder if it� (Tuxedo Kamen blows up) Jenny: Okay! Let's bring the inner senshi back! Minako: GAWD! Stop it! Jenny: Okay, here. (hands everyone song lyrics) All: Forget it!! Jenny: Fine. Usagi: Fin? Ami: She said FINE! (Giant Senshi-eating ostrich appears) Michiru: We said THEY'RE IN AMERICA! Ostrich: No, I'm the SENSHI-eating ostrich! (all transform, even Jenny) Mercury: Hydro Pump! Mars: Fire Spin! Jupiter: Thundershock! Venus: Hyperbeam! Pluto: Dream Eater! Neptune: Surf! Uranus: Rock Throw! Saturn: Sing! Chibimoon: Fissure! Moon: Fissure Strike! ChibiChibi: ??? Ostrich: ??? Oh-kay� YOU WEAKLINGS ASKED FOR IT! Rei: Jenny, what is up with you and Pokemon?! Jenny: It's a sick, sad world. (Ostrich turns into MetalSedramon) Rei: I hate Digimon as much as Pokemon� MetalSedramon: I heard that! RIVER OF POWER! (senshi are getting blasted left and right) Jenny: My Mom's Newest Recipe That Tastes Horrible Attack! (throws leftover chicken casserole at MetalSedramon) MetalSedramon: Ewww! No! (dies) ChibiChibi: ChibiChibi! Hee� Jenny: Chibi! (brings everyone, including Starlights and any other characters) Taiki: You brought us ALL here?! Jenny: I have something to say. Seiya: Oh. Jenny: It's the end of the fic. All: NOOOO!!!!!!! Jenny: There will be a second part. Duh! All: YAY! Haruka: Yay?! Don't' you know what that means?! All: NOOOO!!!!!!! Jenny: Oh, well. FIN Usagi: Ha! That time she said fin, not fine! Ami: Fin means end. Usagi: Oh.
Jenny: Pretty bad, huh?
Niz: I claim no part in writing any of this.
Jenny: Um ^^; Not that bad!
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