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Nicole: So, how is your Mewthree? Jenny: Psymew? Oh, he's dead. He got ran over. Nicole: Oh, how sad! Who ran him over?! Jenny: Stupid Ash Ketchum. I hate him so much! Nicole: Poor Psymew. Jenny: Yes, but my Carbuncle is doing fine. Nicole: I didn't know you had a Carbuncle. Jenny: Yep. I found him near the alley where you found your Patamon. Nicole: Cool. What's a Carbuncle? Jenny: You remember! That cute little green dude from Final Fantasy 8! Nicole: Oh! Patamon says he's suing Carbuncle for manslaughter. Jenny: Actually, Carbuncle never hurt anyone. Patamon is over here right now talking to Carbuncle about it. Patamon: Up yours, Carbuncle! [Patamon and Carbuncle start fighting] Jenny: Stupid Patamon. [takes out a can of Patamon-B-Gone] Nicole: Don't hurt Patamon! [grabs Patamon and hides him under one of those flying toasters] Jenny: [gives Patamon-B-Gone to Carbuncle] Here, Carbuncle. Carbuncle: Nani? [clueless look on his face] Nicole: [nukes Carbuncle] Bwahahaha! Jenny: [brings Carbuncle back to life] Eat lead, Patty! Carbuncle: [loaded with a machine gun] Nani!! [shoots Patamon numerous times] Nani! Nicole: No! Patamon! [T.K. walks in] T.K.: My Patamon. [grabs Patamon and runs out the door screaming Russian chants] Jenny: Haha! Your Patamon is gone! Carbuncle: Nani? [sprays Patamon-B-Gone in his own face] NANI! Jenny: Oh, great! Carbuncle, you go and take a bath. [Elvis Presley walks in] Nicole: It's The King! How's the afterlife? Elvis: Just peachy! [Evil Ranma walks in] Evil Ranma: Die. [Elvis blows up] Nicole: No! The King! [bows down to Evil Ranma] Squall: Give me back my Carbuncle! Jenny: Never! [hugs Carbuncle] Carbuncle is MY cute lil guardian force! Squall: Not likely! Nicole: Um� some chat this turned out to be. Rinoa's Voice: Squall� Squall: Oh! I want to hear Rinoa's voice� [walks away in a dreamlike stance] Good Akane: I can cook. Jenny: AUGH! Evil Seiya: Hi. Good Akane: Hel-lo! You're cute! [Good Queen Beryl walks in] Good Queen Beryl: Hi, everybody! [Evil Ranma and Good Queen Beryl run off and elope] Jenny: Um� [Evil Seiya and Good Akane run off and elope] Good Queen Beryl: I'm married now! [runs off and has an affair with Evil Seiya] Carbuncle: Nani nani? Nani! Evil Minako: Mwahahaha! [has an affair with Evil Ranma] Good Ranma: Hey! [beats up Evil Ranma and marries Evil Minako] Good Belldandy: No! [Evil Ranma is healed and marries Good Belldandy] Evil Urd: Just HAD to drag me into this� Good Artemis: Meow! [Good Artemis and Evil Urd get married] Nicole: Let's not bring in anymore people� Jenny: I want to sort out the married couples! Nicole: Heh� go ahead and try� Jenny: Kay! Evil Ranma and Good Queen Beryl. Evil Seiya and Good Akane. Good Ranma and Evil Minako. Evil Ranma is also with Good Belldandy. Good Artemis and Evil Urd. Squall: I want to hear Rinoa. I want to see Rinoa. [wanders around looking for Rinoa in assorted cooking pots] Rinoa's Voice: I'm over here in the microwave! Squall: [opens microwave] Yay! I see Rinoa! Rinoa: Yay! [Rinoa goes into a coma] Squall: No, not again! [carries Rinoa to Cactaur Island and is never seen again] Nicole: Um� can we say Twilight Zone?! [takes Patamon from T.K.] T.K.: But he's miiine! [T.K. blows into oblivion] Patamon: I'm still suing you! Die, Carbuncle! Carbuncle: Nani! [runs over to Nicole's house] Nicole: I don't want that stupid thing in my house with Patamon! [locks all her doors and windows] Carbuncle: Nani! [wriggles underneath the door and sprays Patamon-B-Gone everywhere] Patamon: Eiyayayai! [disappears and is transported on a spaceship filled with dead horses and Luna-P balls] Jenny: Yay! [pulls Carbuncle out of Nicole's house] Carbuncle: Nani! News Reporter: Giant Cactaurs are invading us! Squall: Haha! I set the Cactaurs free and gave them Miracle-Gro! So now they will kill everyone! Give me my Carbuncle! Giant Cactaur: Roar. Jenny: Awww� how cute! Carbuncle: Ruby Lig� [stops and hesitates] Shine Ribbon Shock! Giant Cactaur: [is hurt by the ribbon thingy] 1,000 needles! Good Belldandy: Barrier up! [Carbuncle is protected by the barrier] Squall: Carbuncle doesn't have a Shine Ribbon Shock attack! Only Ruby Light! Carbuncle is Ruby Light! Ruby Light! Patamon: Boom Bubble! [giant Cactaur is dead] Jenny: Um� so, any exciting things happening in your life? Nicole: Nope, not really. Lydia: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice� [Nicole slaps her hand over Lydia's mouth] Nicole: Don't you DARE! Jenny: Oh, how cool! Hey Lydia, where do you buy your clothes? Lydia: I make my clothes. BEETLE�?! [Evil Seiya has stapled Lydia's mouth shut] Jenny: Do you think that Beetlejuice could get rid of Squall? Nicole: Doubtful. Lydia: Yes! Beetle� [Nicole stabs Lydia in the chest] Squall: I can't find Rinoa! Where are you Rinoa? Jenny: Get rid of him! Nicole: Nooo! He's fuuunnnny!!! Squall: Ri-noa! [hits a tree] Owww� Nicole: There. [Squall lies unconscious under the tree] Jenny: Saint Pud! Nicole: Who's Saint Pud? Jenny: Well, once I was trying to type "stupid" and it turned out as "stpud", and the name just kind of stuck. Like Carbuncle saying "Nani". I say that all the time! Carbuncle: Nani nani! Nani? Nani, nani! Saint Pud: Hello! I am a xanthochroid! Nicole: What the frig?! Jenny: The 1979 Webster's dictionary defines xanthochroid as belonging to or pertaining to the light-complexioned or light-haired peoples of the Caucasian race. Nicole: Gosh! Stupid Saint Pud and his extensive vocabulary� Jenny: Actually, right now I'm flipping through the dictionary and making Saint Pud say the words that I think are weird. Saint Pud: I grow zygophyllaceous in my backyard! Jenny: That means belonging to the zygophyllaceae, or bean caper family of plants. Nicole: Will you put the stupid dictionary down?! Carbuncle: Nani! [Saint Pud explodes] Squall: [pulls out his gunblade] I will avenge Rinoa's disappearance! Frank Sinatra: Waugh! [Squall slices Frank in half] Lydia: [says some weird spells in Turkish and Squall disappears] There. Annabelle: Hi, I'm Annabelle, the head angel of dog heaven. Did you know that all dogs go to heaven? Yes, I knew you did. Have you seen Charles anywhere? I sent him on a mission and� Nicole: She's annoying. I like Belladonna better. [Annabelle disappears and Belladonna appears] Good Artemis: Hello, good lookin'. [Good Artemis divorces Evil Urd and runs off with Belladonna] Evil Urd: Well, good riddance! Evil Ranma: [divorces Queen Beryl and Good Belldandy and runs off with Evil Urd] So long! Good Queen Beryl: Oh, forget him. [Good Queen Beryl runs off with Good Belldandy] Nicole: Okay, okay! This is confusing! Jenny: Anyways, I have to go bomb Pizza Hut now. Bye! Nicole: Pizza Hut?! Carbuncle: Nani.
Niz: Not an actual phone conversation!
Jenny: Heh I can tell you wrote half of it because it has boring smart stuff!
Niz: Hey, HEY! The zygophyllaceae are very interesting plants!
Jenny: Okay, whatever you say!
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