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(inners are sitting around a table, giggling like crazy) Jenny: (storms in) ALRIGHT! VERRY FUNNY! Usagi: Whatever do you mean? Hee� Jenny: THIS! (holds up fake cow barf) IT WAS IN MY BED! Rei: Oh, really? Snicker� Jenny: Who did that?! Minako: I did! Makoto: Minako! You dolt! Minako: Um� Opps? Jenny: Okay, that's it! (attacks Minako) Minako: Augh?! Please don't hurt me! Jenny: Why not? I have to! It's my job. Ami: To beat up Minako? Jenny: Yes. (stuffs fake cow barf down Minako's throat) Minako: � (Yaten runs onscreen) Yaten: (in whiny voice) Jennny! I'm tellllingg! (Cosmos floats in) Cosmos: Yes, Yaten? Yaten: (still whiny) Jenny stuffed cow barf in Minako's throat!! Jenny: (whiny) Moooom� she de-served iiit!!! Cosmos: Oh, okay. Here! (drops ChibiMichelle onto the ground) Jenny: Oh, yay! (hugs Michelle) Cosmos: Bye now! (floats away) Yaten: Hmph. Michelle: Yay! Mommy! Jenny: Let me introduce ChibiMichelle! She's my daughter! All: *gasp* (inners faint and are swept offscreen by Mark the janitor and his magic broomstick) Mark: Eww. Distorted bodies. (outers and starlights appear) Jenny: Wait! I only want Haruka, Michiru, Yaten, Hotaru, ChibiChibi, ChibiUsa, ChibiMichelle, all the cats including mine and Nicole's, Princess Fireball, Nicole, and me to be here! Setsuna: Um� (assorted people appear and disappear to suit Jenny's request) Selene: Hi! I am Cephia's (Jenny) guardian kitty! Andy: Hi! I am Sun's (Nicole) guardian kitty! Princess Fireball: Cool! I'm never in Jenny's stories! Michiru: Oh! Hi, ChibiMichelle! (hugs her) Michelle: Hi, Michiru! Haruka's Answering Machine: Hi moron! I am unable to be in your stupid fanfic right now because it's two in the morning and I'm sleeping! (Jenny's face turns red with anger) Jenny: (drags Haruka out of the bed and throws her in Nicole's house) There! Nicole: Yay! (puts ChibiChibi, Mark, and Andy in her house) Jenny: Oh-kay� (Nicole disappears in a flash of green bunnies) ChibiUsa: Mark left his magic broomstick! Michelle: Mine! (grabs broom and flies to Mars with the inner senshi) Jenny: Oh well. (flash to ChibiChibi, Mark, Andy, and Haruka) Mark: Where ARE we? Haruka: It's so� pink! ChibiChibi: Chibi! Too� cute� (dies) Andy: This is Perfect Princess Nicole's Domain. Haruka: Geez� (looks around) Nicole: Isn't it cuuute?! I set it up to look exactly like Fancy Mel's place. You know, on that playstation game? Mark: Huh? Nicole: It's called Threads of Fate! Mark: Oh! Gross! Can I clean this place up a little? Nicole: Um� kay� (Mark changes the room completely to look like Professor Tomoe's Lab) Nicole: AUGH!!! (flash to Mars) Rei: Ah. My planet. (walks to the face on Mars) Hello, face. Face: Hello, Rei. Usagi: Oh! Playground! (climbs up the face) Face: Ow. Minako: Oh! Wait for meeeee! (climbs up the face) Face: Ow. Ami: Wasn't Minako gagged with cow barf? (Ami explodes) Michelle: Hee� Makoto: She's just like her mother� Vodka Bottle: New York! Rei: Jenny just HAD to do that� (flash back to Jenny) Jenny: snore� zzz� Michiru: (playing the violin and singing) Backstreet's back, ALRIGHT! Yaten: You stink. (Michiru hits him hard and he passes out) Hotaru: (spinning silence glaive like a baton) Da� Tada! Oh� Yay! ChibiUsa: snore� (grabs Diana) Diana: ???� zzz� Luna and Artemis: (doing a dance routine) Everybody wants to be a caaat! Yaten: � Fireball: Shut up! Yaten: (sits up) I didn't say anything! Selene: You're supposed to be passed out. Yaten: Oh? Oh, yeah� (falls back down) � Selene: Shut up! (knocks Luna and Artemis out) Michiru: Deep Submerge! Fireball: Deep Submerge! (both attack each other and faint) Hotaru: Um� (hits herself with the silence glaive) Ow! (faints) Selene: A thing of beauty is a joy forev� (Hotaru's silence glaive falls on Selene, sending her into a coma) (silence stretches across the set) Jenny: (wakes up and looks around) Tsk-tsk. I fall asleep for a couple of minutes and I get this? (reads the script to see what happened after she fell asleep) Bor-ing. � zzz� (flash to Nicole's Domain) Haruka: Oh, no! Look out! (Mars, the planet, crashes into Nicole's Domain) Makoto: Opps. Rei: You just had to destroy that line, didn't you?! Makoto: Sorry. I thought that orbits were invisible forces! Usagi: Ditz! Haven't you seen the pictures in books? Orbits are white lines! You destroyed it, so Mars went catapulting into Perfect Princess Nicole's Domain! (Mark crawls out from the wreckage) Mark: (in German accent) I am a janitor! Mwahaha! (destroys the universe) (an hour later) Jenny: (wakes up again) Huh? Hey, where is everybody? Where did the universe go? Dangit! END FIC! (silence) Jenny: I said� END FIC! Strange Noise: Clickity, clickity. Jenny: Oh, great� (Nicole floats in, holding chopsticks) Chopsticks: Clickity, clickity. Nicole: (still clicking chopsticks) Makoto destroyed the white line and crashed Mars and Mark crawled out of my torn apart Domain and destroyed the universe. Jenny: Yeah, I know. END FIC! Chopsticks: Clickity, clickity. Nicole: Hee� Jenny: END YOU STUPID� (fic ends)
Jenny: I didn't write the part about the cow barf FYI!
Niz: I know, I added that in there because I'm cool like that.
Jenny: My fics don't have enough violence for you?
Niz: Nope, so it's my duty to make them better!
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