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Amara: Jenny goes crazy? Really? Lita: That's what the title says. Serena: Hey! Our names! They're dubbed! MiniMini: Mini! Mini mini, mini! Yaten: My name is still the same. Seiya: That's cause we've never been dubbed. Jenny: [foaming at the mouth] Mwahaha! Bwahaha! Haha! Mina: Um� Jenny: [stuffs Amara, Yaten, and Michelle in a suitcase] Mwaha, bwaha, hahahaha! Luna: Oh no, sailor scouts! You must transform and save those three! [suitcase pops open and everyone stumbles out] Rini: Oh� Moon prism power! [background music plays] Background Music: Sailor Mini Moon, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Sailor Mini Moon� Jenny: Mwahaha! Suitcase, transform! [suitcase transforms into Sailor Suitcase] Background Music: Sailor SUITcase� wo wo wo wo wo wo wo� Sailor SUITcase� Suitcase: Snap! Snap! [pops open and throws toxic baking powder stuff at the scouts] Jenny: [falls to the ground] Can't be DEFEAted� Mwabha! Moon: Rainbow moon heartache REFORM! [suitcase and powder stuff is gone] Jenny: Cow power! MwaHA! Background Music: Sailor Cow� bum bum bum ba bum bum� Cow: Moo� *hic* Saturn: Did Jenny just transform into a cow?! Pluto: Yep. Pluto deadly scream! Cow: Hoopha. [sucks in the purple planet thingy] HOOPHA! Uranus: Uranus world shaking! Cow: Hoopha! [sucks in the gold planet thingy] HOOPHA! Neptune: Pathetic weaklings! Neptune deep submerge! Cow: Hoopha! [sucks in the greenish-blue planet thingy] HOOPHA! Saturn: Just shut up! Stupid cow. Cow: Moomoo moomoo moomoo� mooMOO! [transforms into Jenny then to Sailor Cephia] Cephia: [singing and playing the violin] I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay� blah blah blah� end of song. That! Had enough?! Moon: AUGH! Yes! [all scouts detransform] Jenny: [still foaming at the mouth] Mezamenasai! All: Aoi senshi yo! Jenny: [grabs Mina] AUGH! Mina: AUGH! Jenny: Me hate YOOOOOOUUU! [proceeds to eat Mina] Die, you overly-perky, orangey-yellow guy-stealer! Mina: Guy stealer?! I don't even LIKE Darien! Jenny: Me, Vampire Princess! [eats Mina, bones and all] Serena: Um� [everybody backs away] Trista: That wasn't nice! [hits Jenny with the time staff] Hotaru: I'm the Ambassador of Good! Jenny: AUGH! Healer star power! [transforms into Sailor Star Healer] Yaten: Hey! Healer: Eats! [eats Trista's time staff and Hotaru's silence glaive] Hotaru: You moron! Healer: Eats! [stares at Yaten for a moment and then attacks him] Yaten: AUGH! Director: [grabs Healer] Don't even THINK about it! Healer: Jenny powers! [detransforms back to Jenny] Background Music: Jennyyy� she loves pink and blaaack� Jenny: Eats! [eats Director] Yaten: WAGH! [Jenny grabs Yaten and picks him up over her head] Jenny: MWAHAHA! [throws Yaten in a pink room filled with bats, snakes, and black roses] Yaten: Hey! Let me out! Jenny: No! MWA! Yaten: Awww� dang. Jenny: Mwa! I'm full! MWAHAHA! BWAHAHA! Nicole: [walks in] Guess what?! I found the most coolest black dress, Jenny! I was going to buy it for you but it was three sizes too sma� Jenny: [eats Nicole] MWAHAHAHA! Rini: Would you stop that?! Pink sugar heart attack! [pink hearts hit Jenny, and she turns into a nice, normal person again] Jenny: Huh? Oh, hi! I like pink! I like black! Amara: /-+-/ Jenny: ????? Amara: That was my impression of a Chevrolet! Jenny: Augh! [eats Amara] Opps! [spits Amara back out] Amara: Ew! Jenny: Sorry, Amara! [hugs Amara] Sorry, Michelle! [hugs Michelle] Ami: Um. Jenny: Shut up! [blows Ami up] Rei: Hey! You can't do that! Taiki: Actually, she can� Jenny: HOOPHA! [inner scouts, Seiya, Taiki, MiniMini, and Trista blow up] Rini: I'm not an inner? Jenny: Oh! [Rini blows up] Yaten: Um� I'm still in this pink room?! Jenny: [brings Yaten back] Sorry, Yaten! [hugs Yaten] Hi, Hotaru! [hugs Hotaru] Hotaru: Um� Jenny: Um� Amara: Um� Michelle: Um� Yaten: Will you shut up you stupid [censored]!!! Jenny: *hic* Michelle: No drunks! Please?! Jenny: *hic* Shut up, Michelle. You suck, Amara. Amara: ?! Jenny: Yeah� *hic* I'm talking to you, Your Anus! Get it?! Amara: You little� [chases Jenny] Jenny: Your Anus spins on it side and is a gaseous planet! *hic* Amara: Are you mocking me?! That's it! Jenny: [jumps in Amara's car and crashes into a tree] Opps, I think I totally trashed this car. Oh, no. Now Amara will kill me. I'm so scared. [yawns] Amara: AUGH! MY CAR! [runs after Jenny in a fit of wild rage] Michelle: Calm down, Amara! You can go and buy another one! Jenny: WAH! Leave me alone! [ducks behind Yaten] Yaten: HEY! Get away from� [Amara's fist lands on Yaten's nose] Jenny: Wah? Yaten: You [censored]! [chases Amara] [Jenny grabs Amara and punches her face in] Jenny: *hic* Oh yay! I just knocked out my third favorite character! Hotaru: I'll just be left out of this� Jenny: Tha's wat ya git fer messin wit me. [Amara lies motionless on the ground] Michelle: Oh, no! Amara! [kills herself] Jenny: *hic* Yaten: Ow� my nose� Hotaru: Dum dum de dum� Amara: [gets up] Michelle? Hotaru: She thought that you were dead, so she killed herself. Amara: NOOO! [kills herself] Hotaru: [gets out a mini-handheld pacman game]� yay� Yaten: Oww� Jenny: *hic* [falls over unconscious on Yaten's nose] Yaten: WAH! OW! OW! Hotaru: Ow? Yaten: Yes! OW! Nose� hurt! Wah! Ow! Whine� [falls unconscious from blood loss] Hotaru: Um� [playing pacman game]� yay� yay� yay� Yaten: � Jenny: � Hotaru: Okay! That's it! Death ribbon� REVOLUTION! [world is destroyed] ~END~
Jenny: Now wouldn't you say that was strange?
Niz: I edited that right after I drunk a liter of orange soda. MWAHAHA!
Jenny: Lots of destroying going on there!
Niz: But of course!
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