Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Woman During an Argument
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"Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" |
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"Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." |
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"You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread." |
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"Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?" |
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"You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?" |
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"Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." |
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"Whoa, time out honey. Football is on." |
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"Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." |
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"Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" |
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"Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded." |