What I Have Learned
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love
you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. |
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I've learned that one good turn
gets most of the blankets. |
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I've learned that no matter how
much I care, some people are just jack asses. |
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I've learned that whatever hits
the fan will not be evenly distributed. |
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I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. |
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I've learned that depression is
merely anger without enthusiasm. |
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I've learned that it is not what
you wear, it is how you take it off. |
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I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished. |
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I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and
not pet the sweaty things. |
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I've learned that ex's are like
fungus, and keep coming back. |
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I've learned age is a very high price to pay
for maturity. |
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I've learned that I don't suffer
from insanity, I enjoy it. |
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I've learned that we are responsible for what
we do, unless we are celebrities. |
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I've learned that artificial intelligence is
no match for natural stupidity. |
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I've learned that 99% of the time when something
isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. |
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I've learned that there is a fine line between
genius and insanity. |
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I've learned that the people you care most about
in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just
never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent. |