Expressions For A Women's High Stress Days:
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| You! Off my planet!! |
| Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? |
| Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. |
| Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. |
| And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? |
| I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. |
| Allow me to introduce my selves. |
| Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. |
| Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. |
| Do they ever shut up on your planet? |
| I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. |
| I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
| Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet. |
| I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. |
| How many times do I have to flush before you go away? |
| I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? |
| You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. |
| Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? |
| Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? |
| Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done. |
| Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth. |
| Earth is full. Go home. |
| Is it time for your medication or mine? |
| Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? |
| How do I set a laser printer to stun? |
| I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. |
| When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. |