How To Clean A Cat

       
  1.   Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  2.   Lift both lids and add shampoo.
  3.   Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
  4.   In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
  5.   The cat will self agitate and porduce ample suds (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
  6.   Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
  7.   Have someone open outside door, stand as far away from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
  8.   The clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
       
  Sincerely,
       
      The Dog
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