Earthenwing
�Holy�.� Casey leaned in towards the computer screen, mouse cursor hovering over the back button but not quite able to press it. The screen continued loading. ��Wow. Okay, that�s just not right.� He said, leaning back again.
�What�s not right?� Raphael asked casually from the window.
Casey frowned and glanced at the computer clock while his friend squeezed through the window off the fire escape. �You�re early.�
�I got bored waiting.� Raph said simply. �What are you doin, looking at internet porn?�
��.no?� Casey said, unsure. �Well�maybe.�
�Maybe?� Raph raised an eyebrow, stalking over to the computer screen. �How can you MAYBE be looking at porn?� he leaned down over Casey�s shoulder, squinting at the screen. ��What the hell is FurAffinity?�
�Er, April gave the link to me.� he said, staring at the screen still. �I think it was supposed to be a joke.�
�A joke? Lemme see.� Raph nudged Casey�s hand off the mouse and scrolled down, glossing over the rows of little preview images. He paused, staring at them.
�It�s a whole site of pictures of animal people.� Raph said, a little blankly. �Animal people having sex.�
�Well, not all of them are having sex.� Casey said, shrugging a shoulder. �See, that one�s not. He�s just standing there.�
�Yeah, but in the little picture next to him there�s zebra girls doing the tongue thing. Lookit.�
They both stared at the screen for a moment.
��.There any turtle people on there?� Raph asked inevitably.
Casey blinked slowly at the screen. �I have no idea. Probably.�
�Okay, see, there at the top of the screen? The search thing?� Raph pointed at a row of little boxes on top of the browsing page. �it says, �category�, �type�, �species�, and �gender�. Go to �species� and hit �turtle�. I wanna see.�
Casey obediently selected �turtle� from the menu and waited for the screen to reload.
��.Wow.�
�Um...� Casey blinked at the pictures as they loaded.
Raphael reached over his shoulder to point �Okay, now see that there? That�s just not physically possible. Though you gotta admire the idea, from a creative standpoint. I would not have thought of doing that with duct tape.�
�Yes. Definitely creative.� Casey said, clicking through pictures.
Raph smirked. �You said April gave you the link to this site?�
�Ayup.�
�And what exactly was April doing on a website devoted to�.what did it call us? Furries?�
��I think I�m going to ask her that question the next time I see her.� Casey said, and grinned. �Maybe one of your brothers is going to get lucky.�
�Maybe Master Splinter.� Raph quipped.
There was a pause. Then both men started laughing.
�Okay, okay, I really DON�T need the mental image of April banging your dad, thank you very much.� Casey said, putting up his hands.
�You think YOU don�t?� Raph, still behind him, slid his arms around Casey�s neck loosely, grinning. �I gotta live with the guy.�
�Just�.No.� Casey said, and smirked. �Besides, I�d think if she was gonna go for one of you guys? Donnie. Definitely Donnie.�
�Poor Donnie.� Raph snorted. �Hey, I guess this mean�s your not the only perverted freak in the world, hm?� he said, jerking a thumb at the computer screen. �Lookit all those other sad, sad little humans drawing furry porn. All of them want a piece of this, and they can�t have it.�
�Nope.� Casey said cheerfully. �Just me. All my fellow perverted freaks will just have to use their imaginations. And some Jergens and Kleenex tissue.�
Raph snickered, and messed up Casey�s hair. �Come on.� He said. �We were going to go kick some bad guy butt tonight, weren�t we?�
�Yeah, yeah. Lemme get my bag.�
Casey stood up to fetch his vigilante getup and Raph looked back at the computer screen. �Heh. Furries.� He said, and shook his head.