Full Name: John Scott Boren
Age: 16
Weapon of Choice:
Vocals... do I have a weapon?
Sex: What kind of female has the name John?
About me:
Well, if you must know, I am the coolest person on the face of the planet. Faced with the hard decision everyday of whether to get pizza or chicken for lunch... Anyway, I play soccer... A LOT!! I play for the school, Fairview High School. Singing? Well, I was going to be the lead guitarist, but I didn't have time to get really good at it with my busy, busy life. I am the only one in this band that does anything...(Everyone else sits around watching I am forced to go pick up all the chicks and other tedious tasks) Especially Aaron, he is really lazy, he is going to be really fat when he gets older. No one likes him. He Smells. I must agree with Mike, he is definitely fat.
I was forced into this band and I hope someon kills me. I hate every second of my life ever since I joined up. HAHA! No seriously, Aaron and I came up with the idea for the band. I hate that I live an hour away. |
