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| ThE qUOteS PaGe | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| I've decided to make a place where I can write all the good quotes I hear so that I can remember them whenever I wish to use them again. Most of the quotes you see here I steal from peoples profiles. Why, because im just too damn lazy to find them on my own. There will be the occasional movie quotes that I could remember, and also some of my own brilliant ideas but dont expect those too often. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| "The male penis is like a huge entertainment center, it gives you something to do all day." - Scott Hume- |
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| "Well I'm sorry, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -Mr. Garrison- |
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| "If Vodka was water, and I was a duck, I would stay underwater all day and never come up, but Vodka is not water, and I am not a duck, so pass the bottle and shut the fuck up." -Stolen from Emma Perrmans profile- |
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| "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, a best friend is the one sitting next to you sayin, "That was fucking awesome." -I'll give Taylor the credit for that one- |
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| "If winners never quit, and quitters never win, who the fuck came up with "Quit while you're stilll ahead." -Me- |
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| "I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." -Rodney Dangerfield- |
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| "If you are playing a poker game, and you look around the table, and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. -Paul Newman- |
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| "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?" -Magical Rossy- |
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| "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -Vince Lombardi- |
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| "Perhaps I could arouse myself and use my enormous black shaft as a battering ram." -Super Troopers- |
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| "License and registration please.....CHICKEN FUCKER!" -Offiver Farva- |
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| "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" "Couldn't have been more than sixty five sir." "Sixty-three." "Isn't the speed limit sixty five?" "Yeah." -Super Troopers- |
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