I gotz to put you on here first. Shit I could make a whole new site of things to say bout you, so I'll put your world famous quote in here instead. "Clements, you're so ugly your own hand won't jack you off." Teenage Mutant Ninja Homo, what was your name? Donahomo, haha I hurt u!
We play poker way too much, plus you cheat everytime so I always lose money. But hey, we always got the memories of the countless nights we snuck out, the few times we got caught, the 2 paintball incidents, our shitty ass t.p. jobs, breaking into abandoned hotels, fire extinguisher fights (almost) and breakin windows in the hotels. State Champs man, great way to end the season. And egging Clements car, that was great.
You need to move closer to me, shit even moving to Minnesota would be good enough. You better make the hockey team this year or else we can't have any fun. I gotta get out to your house in Hudson sometime soon. State Fair sucked didnt it? YOu're hair wuz tight as hell tho.
You are the poker goddess and we should all worship your amazing blackjack skills. You need to get the same buddy icon as me so I can play the game too. Well, I tried to think of something else to put in here, but as usual I have no idea what to say (What a surprise!) so this is what you get for now, sorry. Is it really a known fact that girls get wasted faster than guys? I sure hope so. What was it? A girls guy? I cant see you wearnin flannels haha that site is awesome. Movies at my house rock we should do it more. We seriously need to jump Maggie and kick the shit out of her. I love you so much, but no more gettin sick cuz you had to beat the fat kid.
Dude your house fuckin rocked, especially when Hirtz was gone after 2 Beers. "Holy shit man I better get caught up," we gotz to do it again man. CKY is gonna be fuckin awesome.
Quite possibly the strangest person I've met, and the only person I know that can choke on water. Its ok, i still like you. Whipped Cream undies...how can you not realize what was happening you? It was pretty funny tho.
Fun Vaccuums suck, dont ever do it again. But who gives a shit at least your not like that anymore. Fuck Maggie dude we need to btich slap that sack of shit. You need to come with us next time we go to big little taylors house and party. Hope your ass is feeling better man.
You have most excellent breasts my friend. Especially for a guy, of course. Brittany Mercado,.....wow, you are my hero.
That night when we all snuck out, but the second time, I stayed back, and you got caught...never laughed so hard in my life. We are damn good at tping abby....DAMN good.