Session Start: Sat Feb 17 20:14:24 2007 Session Ident: #Cadegazux * Now talking in #Cadegazux * Topic is 'Vote for the best of Pink Freud '06; I'm mad at my school, the teachers who teach me aren't cool (but I can't complain); Vote for the best of Pink Freud '06; http://progblogdog.blogspot.com/ ; Vote for the best of Pink Freud '06; BanjoMan GMs next Saturday; Vote f' * Set by DracoNSlayer on Thu Feb 15 20:31:52 * ChanOP sets mode: +o DracoNSlayer * banjo4evar has joined #cadegazux hello * DracoNSlayer sets mode: +o banjo4evar since youre gming yayayaay operatorness feel free to change the topic if you like i will whe i work out how ok there are two methods the general way is to type /topic #cadegazux whatever you like if you use mirc then you can also just right click in the #cadegazux window and there should be a thing there go to channel modes and tis at the top either way /topic I don't want to say "I love you" That would give away too much. Good to be detached and precious dman fuck * DracoNSlayer changes topic to 'I don't want to say "I love you"' you need to make sure #cadegazux is in the thing if you use /topic yay petes here as well by the way yay pete is there anyone on msn for this? nazza pete didnt manage to get the laptop so hell be doing the same thing as last week i guess what sort of adventure is it going to be no idea what did he do last week basically ill write whatever he says oh wait thats right yay in 10this colour hehe brb so do i continue exactly from tom's or something different its up to you youre the gm yayayaya it will be different but the same setting base still risus? yeah when we will start whenever you want i guess its 9, surely as soon people arrive brb pete says he wont be doing this now hmm yeah get on msn and start telling people to come or threaten to give them oral sex should i make a new character possibly actually is this going to be a serious one mostly kind of i think although it wil draw from reality ok ill make a new one i'll be back soon hmm i think Klaus is overdoing it did you know the netherlands has the highest average height of every country in the world also, can i take extra points for hooks and tales ok if noone turns up what do we do should we bother with jut you hmm, ive subconsciously put in references to pink floyd genesis and ELP hehe i do taht id like to do something hmm if youre happy with it we can do a single thing or if you want you can make a character and play while you gm Absent lovers, absent lovers says: im not ircing tonight Absent lovers, absent lovers says: too much hassle, and i end up leaving an hour ro two in anyway yeah i might do that thats nazza there an hour or two is all you need to play this thing oh phil youre such an ordinary singer yeah hehe i actually thought it was pete originally, but then i noticed it was subpar dammit i have to do something, we start at 9:30 hehe subpar this is sort of serious but youll still laugh when you hear it which organisation am i working for im pommish brb Fred was born into a rich Dutch-English family. He progressed well in early school, having a talent for maths and science, as well as chess, at a young age. After finishing school he went into Cambridge university, where he studied both engineering and accounting, and later passed both with honours. After completing this he joined his father's accounting firm Emerson, Lake and van Zimmer. It was at this point that he met an unnamed recruiter for MI5. thats my tale im thinking of a good hook perhaps another subconscious reference would be good hehe yodeling i was going to make it that i have to count everything i see or something but that might not be so easy to roleplay * Retrieving #Cadegazux modes... * DracoNSlayer changes topic to 'It's almost like you dont see anyone at all' back yay so is that tale good for a point i cant think of a good hook so i wont bother hmm yeah unless it was something to do with motown music but liking motown probably doesnt warrant an extra point so is that tale good? * DracoNSlayer is now known as FredVanZimmer Accountant 4 Chess Player 2 Engineer 2 Spy 3 those are my skills ok yay cinema show im still akenhaton van der rael and teach me the colour change function colour change? for my text * FredVanZimmer weiss nihongo sprechen for when im playing not gming oh ok press ctrl and k and a colour window should pop up choose a number ahh 12number zwolf 4number zwier 7number sieben 13 hehe that is if youre using mirc i have no idea if youre using a different client 13 akhenaton - mellotronist- 2 13 william shatner- 2 psychologist- 2 13 softballer- 1 oops, that 2 13 serial killer- 2 ok then you might want to get in character or whatever also double click in the middle of the screen * banjo4evar changes topic to 'h' YAY WORKS yay * banjo4evar changes topic to 'There is in fact more earth in a banjo than there is sea' brb * banjo4evar is now known as AkhenatonVanDer * AkhenatonVanDer is now known as Akhenaton hmm, a small 2 man mission whats tonights soundtrack? for me its going to be on an island once ive heard selling england and some genesis and yes best of tidbits btw i'll probably give you a cd for larks tongues sometime this week hmm, what was i to burn you, In the hot seat, wakeman ? larks tongues then why not both :P true what do you want first doesnt matter that much anyway, lets get started were already an hour and a half behind schedule true so i'm jsut fine tuning my story and finding my dice hmm, maybe ill try coming up with an espionage system since everyone seems to like that a lot yeah hehe Sam says: my dad just found the wall on cassete tell sam to come on if you want yeah i tried before he's actually away more like agay haha bahaahhaha ok so its the morning of November 19 2012 is this the future? actually no the evils have travelled back from 2012 its 1973 actually no the other evil forces came from 1973 its NOvember 19 1950, at 3:20 am we are in YOurkshire and its cold and misty out "Sure is cold today" 13 'yeah' we are walking outside the pool at the nearby toen of Erga when suddenly an Armadillo jumps out * FredVanZimmer ignores armadillo 'You must travel the world in search of the forces of evil, i shall give you no direction' "Fuck me, a talking armadillo" hehe 'i give you only this compass, it points you where you must go ' * FredVanZimmer picks up compass * FredVanZimmer examines compass it points SSE but actually very close to SE, its at like 50) roughly 50degrees 13 'shall we walk in this general direction' "Clearly as this is before 10:00AM I haven't taken any drugs so this armadillo must be real. Let's go on a trite quest for no reason at all" "Farewell fair armadillo" GO TEAM * FredVanZimmer departs you begin your adventure you walk 70 kilometres when suddenly the compass snaps east and begins glowing * FredVanZimmer rubs the compass rigourously you walk around a bit and realise it is pointing directly toward taht red rooster store 13 'OMG ITS A RED ROOSTER STORE IN 1950, IT MUST BE FROM THE FUTURE' * FredVanZimmer rubs the compass more rigorously the rubbing is pointelss, your quest is taking you into red rooster * FredVanZimmer 's compass ejaculates the door is locked roll to open "What's a red rooster? hold on, i never tried to open that 13 lets find out * FredVanZimmer looks at the building 13 'open the door friend' 13 'or i can if you prefer' is the door the only entry? yes no windows? no windows anywhere "If we go this way, whoever is in here might notice us" whats on the roof? nothing to get in by anything at all? 13 'i shall use my supreme skills of mellotronism to subtley open the door quietly' nothing * FredVanZimmer uses his engineer skills to look for a weakness in the buildings walls 13 'are there any weaknesses' "Hold it there the door looks too obvious" 13 'ok' i got a nine on my roll you find a weakness where? in the wall down the side 13 'i'll hit it with a softball bat' "go ahead" 7 i dent it its weakened but not broken 13 'it wont take much to kill it now' "Nobody seems to have heard it" true "never mind, give it another shot" ok 8 a hole appears and we clamber through there is one man in there with a bright red shirt and rainbow pants * FredVanZimmer enters the hole in the most yomic way possible hehe * FredVanZimmer sneaks behind him and holds him hostage with slide rule i point my gun at him fine,t hat works too (whispering)"Who are you" he says 'please, please, i mean no harm, do what you will, i am merely a nice man here t help you on yuor quest' 13 'what is yur purpose in helping us in this crimson rooster outlet' "for that matter why does this place exist" 'this place is from the future, it was sent here by an affiliate lawfirm to aid you in your quest and change the past, which for you is the future' 13'how' "What happens in the future which we need to change?" 'you will see, it happens in the next 6 days' 'if you prevent it, then you need not know' "how can we fix a problem if we don't know what it is?" 'your only problem right now is to find out where you are going, pass me that compass' "No. YOu tell me first" 13 'TELL US SOMETHING' 'i will tell you what i know' 'you are actually trying to preserve the future, there will be an invasion of emo punk fans from 1978 and 2012 who are attempting to change the future in some way, i know only taht it involves killing 3 important men' 'yor job is to prevent it somehow' "Which three men?" sorry boys actually "which three boys then" 'i know not who but you will once you reach a certain phase 'trust me, can you not trust a man in rainbow pants' theres not much point messaging me when im the only one here hehe ok, in that case just go over everything he would tell us quickly 13 'i trust him' i have thats it he wants the compass * FredVanZimmer hands him the compass "What's your name by the way?" 'thankyou' my name is pierre "pierre?" its irrelevant he plugs it into some futuristic looking box which has sort of like a small tv attached to it and a thing in front it with buttons corresponding to each letter and number and some symbols "Wow a future thing. Does it show the football?" pierre keith 'this does show football, when the time is right' "This is england. When is the time not right?" he begins typing on the buttonboard thing in front of him "AND DID THOSE FEET, IN ANCIENT TIMES" "join in!" are you listenin to taht? hehe i get it no, but its relevant to the story you notice he is very fast in his typing with no errors "MY GOD YOURE A WOMAN!" hehe and it works, the compass reorients and again points SSE, but with extra info "Men can't have that kind of dexterity which is ironic because men are the ones who need it" it says simply, 'Jerusalem' "Of course, women could use it if it weren't the 50s and lesbianism was somewhat more open hehe exactly 13 'what does jerusalem mean' "Very well. We shall travel to Jerusalem. It is presumably where the next piece of this puzzle lies" 'your compass points toward it, taht is where you must go, the puzzle piece willne found' "Or we'll go to watch the football, where everyone sings that song" "Or we'll go to the football in Jerusalem. HOORAH!" 'no you must not, you must run now!!!!' 13 'why!!??' 'JUST FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN' * FredVanZimmer runs to the airport as we run, an atomic bomb falls on red rooster and the nice man is blown away from the organisation he owns "I feel somewhat deus exed by all of that..." * FredVanZimmer continues to run to the nearest airport yay ----------- to the airport now ------- * FredVanZimmer walks up to the reception person shit brb is it a man or a woman? a man its 1950 "We want a flight which actually left last week considering how long it took for flights to go through back in the 50s. This man here will gratify you in every way if you comply" * FredVanZimmer points to akhenaton i gratify her she complies but its a man BAHAHAHAHA SHIT FUUUUUUCK has anyone ever fallen upon ones sword quite so well so we fly to jerusalem * FredVanZimmer applies fly spray hehe we land and immediately encounter our first foe * FredVanZimmer starts rubbing the compass rigorously again bahah why its a rather bland looking man with a penis shaped pistol to make it represent a phallus ahh good "Excuse me good sir, we need to go past you I think." "I mean, shalom" 'FUCK YOU BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH' 'i shall kill you by singing, the sound of my voice will wnd the world' your go * FredVanZimmer fondles his pockets for a chess piece and throws it at the guys mouth this is of course a standard skill for any chess player yeah i rolled a 7 2d pass he is hit in the ugly face, and explodes which piece was it? it is ireelevant coz hes sucha fag i need to know twas a bishop very well * FredVanZimmer examines the compass "My compass is larger than yours" hehe the compass points toward th city centre * FredVanZimmer folows the compass point is it winking? no the needle point i mean very well now im listening to jerusalem elp version how apt 13 'to the city' brb as quick as i can back you walk to the city * FredVanZimmer examine the compass again you walk until the compass again flashes, where is it referrring to? roll to decipher roll with what? i have no navigational skills spy 13 then pass 13 'the compass is motioning us to those 2 white horses' * FredVanZimmer examines horses BAHAHAHAHAAHHAH i think thats illegal here * FredVanZimmer examines horses in a stealthy way 12 on spy roll pass, they let yus ride them * FredVanZimmer doesnt ride them baha * FredVanZimmer wonders why there so special dman you thay re white horses in Isreal!! so that is rare 13 'i am taking one' * FredVanZimmer looks around the horses to see why the compass pointed tot hem 13 'you're right, they arent extra special, we must have to ride them, why else would we be pointed here' "But ride them where?" * FredVanZimmer exains compass again nothing has changed on the compass, but it still flashes 13 'pass me the compass' "Fuck it in a 1950s manner" i am on a horse to * FredVanZimmer mounts hehe yay * FredVanZimmer mounts akhenaton :P just kidding * FredVanZimmer mounts the toher horse and suddenyl the compass stops flashing and points forward * FredVanZimmer trots towards the compasses destination 13 'onward and yeeha' hehe trots SUDDENLY>>.... a crazy man wearing an argentinian flag jumps out and shoots both horses dead just an argentinian flag? yes, like a towel your move * FredVanZimmer jumps from his horsecorpse and approaches the flag man, hoping that the flag remains where it is 'I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN' 'right place, wrong time, now you die' thats him speaking * FredVanZimmer tries to convince him that doing so would place him in financial jeopardy 8 on accounting roll bahaah ooh 8 2,3,2,1 he refrains from trying to kill us but still does not let up pass my go * FredVanZimmer hands him business card hehe oh well, i used all my cliches so im happy i plug in my mellotron wait, this is 1950, how do you have a mellotron? from the future damn this is unrealistic, please just go with it for the next move ok you stole it from pierre clearly i set my mellotron onto a percussive tape loop