Session Start: Sat Mar 03 20:52:12 2007 Session Ident: #Cadegazux * Now talking in #Cadegazux * Topic is '"Ah, sausage! how fine a thing it is", Voltaire' * Set by DracoNSlayer on Fri Mar 02 20:34:44 * ChanOP sets mode: +o DracoNSlayer * RulerOfNothing has joined #cadegazux * Akhenaton has joined #cadegazux sams on msn but he isnt responding i presume this is sideburn man yeah ya y greetings sam isnt doinf much yeah hello Charioteer - 2 Poet - 2 Bouncer - 2 Vaudevillian - 2 Robot - 2 YAY VAUDEVILIAN so what kind of character should i make? and ill be called toshikawa mishigotsu or something do you know the rules? hopefully akhenaton gets the references sort of i think i get them all pick out as many cliches as fit your character certainly 3 no trouble ok and assign 10 points to them this would probably have been a good character for your last one actually wait i get 4 now now now i get all 5 yay wait, am i gming? its funny coz you left out the 2 shitty middle songs on side a ? yes tocatta is instrumental so i cant do anything poet is mentioned in the horible song so i am gming... "You can be a poet, John Wetton likes the weiner" wait a bit nazza might still come on baha but yeah, if you want to get ready poet can refer to jerusalem indirectly aswell what system would you use in such a case? hmmm i am not entirely sure yeah i suppose * Red_Sam has joined #cadegazux yay samo is here greetings 4SAMOSAMOSAMO * bryce has joined #cadegazux nazza is missing so pete might gm bryce is here BAHA VRYCE 13BRYCEBRYCEBRYCE who's this VRYCE i hear of? why would you address me have i said 'be heard vryce' you think you're so great don't you no need for arguments no i think youre so ridiculously inferior ok pete, how about if nazza isnt here in 10 minutes, you can gm * Red_Sam is confused i want vryce here though, he makes up numbers * bryce knows noszing 10 minutes works * Akhenaton /me * bryce is now known as duckscratch * duckscratch hates ChatZilla for calling me Bryce i might make a new character for today too you do that you /have/ the power you speak when spoken to hosford, be nice sorry, I'm new here i am :( don't worry woah, thats scary what? duckscratch - ckscrat = dutch I'm used to hosford baha except that time that you stole the music stand I was carrying that was just mean BAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH A finsihed ok, apparently petes going to use that old cadegazux system possibly he needs to come up with a story hmm, hosford was the only one there when we did that i think do you remember how it worked? who's pete? MEEEEE hmm rulerofnothing oh he's that other dutch guy OH RANDOM FACT: I ate Dutch Cream potatoes today ok, pete will be back soon you like eating cream * DracoNSlayer sets mode: +o RulerOfNothing nobody complain about nepotism I want to have a cross on my head heh, i can do the jon anderson half falsetto thing, except i have a comparably deeper voice to begin with the 1973 robot marks a cross on your head so when i use it i sound like a normal person anyway, hosface do you remember the cadegazux system hmm dont think so remind me a bit and i may though you had three stats, body, mind and coordination and you assigned 30 points to these three don't tell me this is one of those nerd things I'll just watch then oh you know, youre the only one here who knows about dynamic ip so i dont think you can really call people nerds :P pete might be reviving it yeah i know the very basic system AND WELL ALL BE DOOMED BAHA because he doesnt seem to be too fond of risus I'm a *geek* /not/ a nerd and everything else takes too long thats right does chatzilla have ctrl+b and things like that? nerds wank geeks kave no cock he has a point there hmm, hosford "Prog rock combines the lyrical pretensiousness of Bob Dylan and the musical wankery of Jimi Hendrix" my name for today is SIr Thomas Ralph Stratton baha although it might not be the same cadegazux world actually, on further reflection i might be using risus instead oh oh well then gah yay risus i think i'll listen to in the hot seat for the first time since i first heard it days after xmas i'm thinking of a science fiction setting so yeah excellent, toshikawa is ready dave, do i need to write up something on paper as an invite to the gig Toshikawa Mishigotsu Charioteer - 2 Poet - 2 Bouncer - 2 Vaudevillian - 2 Robot - 2 Toshikawa is a protocol droid, which has also been programmed to fulfill a number of other functions. He is grey and boxlike. He carries a seemingly endless supply of dildos in a hidden compartment between his legs. yay im done hehe ... ok redsam and duckscratch, you have to conceptualise some kind of character which fits into this undescribed sci fi setting when youve done that make a list of cliches that character has cliches are wahtever the character knows how to do for example if your character knows how to pick locks and steal stuff he has the cliche thief you can make cliches whatever you like ok hmm, in hindsight dildo manufacturer might have been good but i think ill go without it yay you have 10 points to assign to these cliches i saw you hand out invites on friday, who to dave no cliche can have more than 4 poitns on its own got it? the setting is that you are a team of misfits exploring the galaxy at the behest of incompetent superiors and with a badly designed vessel yay, i like it anyway im ready huzzah * Akhenaton is now known as SirThomas * duckscratch has quit IRC (Read error to duckscratch: EOF from client) ... BAHA did you make your description and cliches hos? im thinking now well mellotronist - 2 and william shatner-2 heh wow sorry ive been vust elsewhere er busy thats ok how busy? typo of the century there busy beating mutant cockroaches ...yes, what he said * DracoNSlayer is now known as Toshikawa are you busy now? i'd find it highly unlikely if so, tell your sister to wait an hour or two bahaha paleontologist-2 im a japanese robot, that means i have a small dildo baha yeah whoah burn pete, if you find good quotes, put them in the topic thing my sister is not pleasuring me hmmm ... then you mustnt be doing much * Red_Sam glowers i am not extremely busy jeff lynne is such an ordinary singer ok so yes, what is going on? all right, picture a character who would make sense to be flying around with a protocol droid and william shatner and make a list of all the professions hes had etc NASA 4th line flight director-2 hmmm... how about al gore? or does it have to be fictional? not really assuming al gore is not a figment of our collective imagination fictionality is good because then you can make your guy as stupid as you want but you could draw inspiration from al gore MENSA expert-2 for example you could have environmentalist and/or politician as cliches so mellotronist-2 willaim shatner - 2 i have the cliches im not sure i do ok BAHA JEFF LYNNE paleontologist - 2 NASA 4th line flight director - 2 MENSA expert - 2 sweety heh both sam and hos would like this song hos because of the symphonisms and conceptuality, sam because it has the word blue in it BAHA i love that actually, sam would probably like it for other reasons but you know hosford would like it because it has the word boy in it :P * Toshikawa has hard poo ...\ * SirThomas has hard poo * Red_Sam has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Red_Sam) despite being a robot... ... hmm cmon claim it think hell be back? BAHA oh well, if hes busy why bother lets get this started the adventures of tom and tosh! huzzah "LOAD YOUR PROGRAM" You are at the bridge of the science vessel Science Vessel and are reviewing your orders to travel to the Sirius system, because Star Command lost the maps to that system does it have an actual name? yes Science Vessel we could name it after my girlfriend in the last game baha did she have a name? the bridge consists of a number of chairs in front of some consoles and of course flashing lights and displays * Toshikawa sits down, despite being a robot and possibly not having legs * Toshikawa remembers he has legs * Toshikawa examines the flashing lights they are flashing are they flashing discernably? not really "LIMITED" which one of us is the pilot? you notice a dial labeled "Warp Factor" which is currently pointed at 8, despite 8 being in the red zone heh and you also note a button labeled "engage warp" "Nothing could possibly go wrong there" (i suppose that means you are the pilot of sorts) yay you be the pilot dont you have nasa training? not as a pilot im a flight director * Toshikawa presses the button, since he was more or less railroaded into it whoops oh well you suddenly notice all the lights going out "LOAD YOUR PROGRAM" chortle and a light labelled "Power low" emitting a red light * Toshikawa interfaces with the main computer with one of his dildos you note that someone forgot to install 3 of the 4 reactors after the Science Vessel was accidently flown into Star Command, due to someone taking the order "return to Star Command" a bit too literally do you want to try and trick the computer into thinking the reactors are there toshikawa? i just want to know whats happening to it so, three reactors are down yes well that's what the computer says whats outside the ship? have we warped anywhere? maybe. the computer can't tell * Toshikawa looks outside then you notice a giant hazy blue-green circular object FUCK ME how giant? * Toshikawa tosses sirthomas a dildo it occupies 70% of the window it kinda looks like earth which ship processes take up power? the warp core and the computer as well as the lights and life support etc hehe we dont need that true * Toshikawa looks for a radio thingy you suddenly bump into something the lights come back on * Toshikawa interfaces again it turns out that someone only forgot to tell the computer the new reactors were installed * Toshikawa wants to know where we are the computer also says it is travelling at warp 8, which is 4 more than is really recommended for this vessel the computer says that the Science Vessel is currently 100 AU from Sirius A hmm, peter is grinning maniacly which im guessing means were actually in the sirius system * Toshikawa turns off warp 'MY PANTS HAVE FALLEN DOWN' the ship suddenly lurches and some of the consoles explode (the ship decelerated too suddenly) "DANGER" * Red_Sam has joined #cadegazux success "STRANGER" huzzah the stupid thing had me in some sort of random SG server thing baha oh ah but i beat it excellent * SirThomas replaces his pants yeah pacific isnt connected for some reason no it isn't yeah anyway, do you want to quickly make a character er...okay time's up yeah, so pick out cliches what time? i am lacking imagination at the momement how about the big red blob? big red blob can be a cliche or the angry scottman? *scottsman angry scottman can also be a cliche another cliche you need a normal name still you probably want 3 to 6 even though im actually irish heritafe suggestions? like toshikawa and akhenaton suggestions are evil um, environmentalist like al gore gilkanath? actually you might want to bea pilot or an engineer or something, because all we know how to do is insert dildos into the ships computer maybe but of course but were very good at it so its ok those people probably won't improve the functioning of the Science Vessel much but ok see a mellotronist on a spaceshit is scarily useful how many do you have? so what exactly is going on? what science vessel? if i go crazy you can throw a mellotrona t me which will cause an antimatter reaction because im built with moogs were on a space ship exactly we put in a few too many dildos ...right so now its broken and were 100 AUs from Sirius well, you are part of the crew of the expeditionary vessel Science Vessel, which has been sent to the Sirius system because Star Command lost the maps for that system oh bloody star command so how many cliches do you have so far? none but i'll think of some quickly so much for scotsman ...yes and blobfacve fine scotsman can be a very useful cliche * Red_Sam is now known as blob_face yay blob face the blob so thats one cliche fine! * blob_face is now known as blob_fave_the_b damn... that'll do anyone noticed we all have the same number of characters or we did change back to blob_face * blob_fave_the_b is now known as blob_face yay ok, so what does blob face know how to do assimilate people in to his vast expanse of gooey redness ok, apart from that he can climb wall s hmm... and get into tight spaces ok, what can he do which isnt blob related and regenerate his hair ah i see as in his skills for 4,5,6 cliches 3 is the theoretical minimum so...skills like actualy rpg skills? not really just cliches right... and who is that above me by the way? for example mellotronist - 2 william shatner - 2 paleontologist - 2 NASA 4th line flight director - 2 MENSA expert - 2 the gm