It's Scary When my Friends Begin
to Make Sense
These are just a few of the crazy things my friends and family say.  Sometimes it makes sense, sometimes they are profound, other times you just gotta wonder where their head is at!?  If you can think of a good quote that I have left out please let me know.  E-mail ti to me or leave a note in the guestbook!  I'll do my best to add as many as I can!
"Counters are for glasses, not for asses"
   - Mrs. Richardson
"I'm not stupid, I'm foreign"
   - Giga (Icelandic Exchange Student)
"Post Modernism is like intellectual masturbation.."
   - Professor Lamonica, URI
"BALLS"
   - Jill, called out rather loudly in a quiet restaurant at a very inapproriate time
"America is a messed up Capitalistic society...really stupid"
  - Dr. Kim, URI
"Don't leave a G Hanging"
   - Josh (in a rather stupid moment when he was tryign to be cool)
Me:  Let's get drunk.
Sandy:  On a Sunday?
Me:  Sure, it's the URI way.
Sandy:  Go School Pride!
"All little boys want to kill their fathers and fuck their mothers."
   - Dr. Swift, URI...I kid you not..he actually said this during class
"I've seen more of you than I ever wanted to!"
   - Kristen (circumstances unkown *wink*)
"I'm stressed off and pissed out...err...I mean..."
   - Kerri (need I say more?)
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