Don Quixote and the Jedi Knights in
(Don Quixote may become President at any time)

(now available in a more populist form (pdf)! Get Acrobat Reader)

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Keep the internet free

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Read a newspaper, Bush

Things you can do

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The universe is flat, the Hubble constant is 72 km/sec/Mpc, Lambda is positive, and the age of the universe is 13.7 (+/- 0.2) Gyr. old

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View this page in Italian
This is how Babelfish translates it.

 

"I have a persistent fantasy about being able to eloquently express exactly who I am with this page of mine. Until that comes to fruition, please view my lack of expressive power as merely a temporary phenomenon."

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It's Charles P. Steinmetz!!!  (Who isn't he?)

I'm proud of myself.
They had to take a lot down off this site, because the old one was shut down by Fox.  Jerks.

Sarah is on my webpage. :)  This is Sarah:

Also, I made separate pages for my brother Mike and my brother Derek

Quote of the Week oslt (<-- or something like that.  It'll change whenever I feel like changing it):

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View the Previous Quotes

Pictures from Some of My Vacations

Lugano (Europe)	Morning Glory (Yellowstone)	near rain forests in Honduras	sunset (St. Lucia)
Roman Colosseum (Europe 2001)	San Francisco & Yosemite	passion flower (Costa Rica)	baby sealion (Peru & Ecuador)
	Canada (work in progress)	penguin (Argentina)

StarGazer
Use this to see which stars and constellations are in the sky now or at different times and places.

Read my Dave Barry quotes

I have typed out a couple of my favorite Dave Barry articles from Dave Barry's Greatest Hits.  You can read them:
    "Adventure Dog"
    "Clan of the Cave Rhinoceros"

Note:  Most pictures are used without permission.  Let me know if you want me to remove your picture.