Hey, that's me, I am an absolute eejit, and damn proud of it

Well I might as well tell ya a little about me then, shouldn't I?

My name is...Mark Doyle, I'm doing my A levels this year at a lovely little shithole called St.Micks.

I'm 18 and I love playing my guitars, (one for each foot...im that bad lol)

I FUCKING LOVE SURFING!!! IT ROCKS!

I have a couple of Fav. Bands atm, but at the top of the list is Metallica, cus they

kick so much ass!!! Behind them would be Green Day, because...its Green Day,

I need not say anymore 

My Story/life begins/began in ...CRAIGAVON!!!

Yes, Craigavon...It is difficult to speak of such a dump in a fond manner, so I'll completely

forget about trying to give it a decent name, considering I cant remember living there...

It never really happened

Well I moved to Lurgan from...some unknown distant place, which shall never EVER be mentioned on my webby again, without money being involved...hehehehe

ANYHOO! Lurgan, (Co.Armagh, for the Non-Irish out there) is the wee town that I

have lived my life in. It is also a huge dump, but not quite the same, atleast Lurgan has a ring to it, Craigavon's just gay...

There, That is a picture of my town on a pretty good day...

by the way if you think I was sad enough

to walk up the town with a camera and take that picture, u were so so sooooo wrong,

I simply nicked it off some other fella's site ...damn I'm one sneaky bastard *chuckle.

Right, enough about me town, it sucks, we get it.

"GET ON WITH IT!" (every god damn person who reads this page's thoughts)

I have a lot of interests in my mad life, most revolve around some form of alcohol or

shite talking, or laughing at people. From I was no height at all, I have had a greater eejit of a

best mate called Shane O'Hagan, or Bill as we like to call him...

hehehe he so crazzzeh

Together me and Bill, have been through a lot together, we have destroyed millions of

computer generated characters...and then did it all again jus for the fun of destroying

more helpless innocent civilians. Nothing beats doing in the knees of a zombie and then

knifing the bastard to death. This brings me to another topic...

EXTREME HOUSE GARDENING!!!

Hehehehhehe, well ...it passes time ...it does...lol, actually brings us to this

big mad thingy called RESIDENT EVIL!

This Game kicks ass soo much, BUY IT NOW! I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE

JUST BUY ONE OF THEM! (except gun survivor, it sucks if you have no gun lol)

This Game rocks so much, because of the brutally sickening/intriguing scenes of zombies

getting completely mutilated, as well as a cast of various other farm yard animals and anything

they could find on the way there ie. snakes, monkeys, HUGE GIANT MOTHER-FUCKING

SPIDERS THAT PISS ACID ON YOU!!!

This game has released some of my stress in my life for years now, simple decapitation

of a zombie is so satisfying lol

Bow to the greatest game made

And Now for the greatest anime show ever created

TENCHI!!!!!!!

This show kicks so much ass, if you haven't seen this anime, you need to sit down take the time

and watch this kick ass show. My favourite character has to be Little Washu!!!

(the girl with the pink hair) She so kool its unbelievable. She's a cute mad scientist with an obsession with

gadgets and mad scientisty stuff. She's also the Smartest scientist in the galaxy

Bow down to Washu and her might!

I SAID BOW DAMNIT!!!

That's it from me for now, Rock on!!!