The page cannot be crapped in

Please try the following:

• Click the Regurgitate button, or try to shit again later.
  
• If you've used the bathroom recently, go wash your hands again!.
  
• To check your toilet settings, click the Potty menu, and then click Toilet Options. On the Water Main tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local plumber.
• See if your water main connection settings are being detected. You can set your Champion Toilet to examine your toilet and automatically discover water main connection settings (if your plumber/city water manager has enabled this setting).
  1. Click the Potty menu, and then click Toilet Options.
  2. On the Water Main tab, click Water Network Settings.
  3. Select Automatically detect water network/water main, and then click OK.
• Some water lines require 128-bit connection security. Click the Shit! menu and then click About Your Champion Toilet to determine what strength security you have installed.
• If you are trying to reach a secure line, make sure your flusher settings can support it. Click the Potty menu, and then click Toilet Options. On the Flushing tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0, WMN 3.0, SHT 10.0, PEE 3.4..
• Click the Back button to try another water line connection, or keep trying to dump your shit into this pipe..

Cannot find water main or PEE Error
Champion Toilet