So, if you've ever worked in an office, you'll notice that there's ALWAYS one old guy that always grabs the paper and goes shit for a half hour. Everyday. Not only am I sure that forcing your rectum and bowels to expel feces at an alarming rate on a daily basis is probably very unhealthy to your ass, but it's kinda funny. You know what I mean. Everytime I wanna go jack off in the bathroom cuz I just found a hot porn site I *KNOW* that old fartin asshole's gunna be in there just fartin away and gruntin. Ya know what else pisses me right the fuck off? One day I'm driving to work with erin, and shes sittin there leg up onthe dash, diddling herself under her skirt. I'm like "oh my god, we gotta find a place to fuck.. " and so we come to my work and go in the bathroom. I take down her panties and start lickin, pokin, etc. and as I start to put my dick in someone comes in. We stop for a second and im like "Fuck it I dont care!" So I go to start and all of a sudden "PBBBTBTBTBBTBBT!" MOTHERFUCKER STARTS FARTIN AND SHITTIN REAAAAAAAL LOUD! Ploppity-Plop-PLOP! Not only that it smelled fucking horrible. Needless to say we didn't fuck and my gf was rather disgusted. As was I. Fucking old fartin prick. Oh well, I had my friend prank call his extension. If you wanna prank his extension its (650)752-1755. I wonder if I could get in trouble for posting that there.. hahah! Anyway, who cares. Fucker deserves it. Interruptin my sex with his dirty old fart-spittin pucker.