So yesterday I wrote a letter to a porn star. Thats why this article's called "Letter to a Porn Star". CLEVER AINT IT? Anyway, it basically just said I love the site and she probably gets lots of email from horny guys complimenting her but im cooler than any of them, that and I went into a little bit about how I wanted to suck on her toes. I doubt she'll reply. It was pretty funny though.