So I'm sure you're wondering by now, "God can this idiot make single story that isn't pornographic or negative?" or something like "This shit is so repititious, can't this guy joke about something else?" Well, no. Probably not. If I'm not complaining I'm making sex jokes. I'm like a big fucking 19 year old 5th grader. Pee-pee caca piss'n'shit'n'piss'n'boobs! Anyway, here I'll try.

"Fr0zty's attempt at a non-offensive, positive story"

So there's this guy with no teeth, and with no teeth he finds it really easy to.. oh wait no.. so this guy makes his way down the street and some kid walks up and belts him across the.. wait.. no.. cant do that either.. hmm. Ok here

Kix
now that's comedy!