Ya know what's funny?
when someone says hello to you and you scream "YOU FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF!" It works great I swear! You can do it anywhere too! Work, Grocery Store, At home with family! It's fast, easy, and effective. Sick of settling for uncomforting results? Sick of being ignored? Sick of polite chit-chat? Then YOU FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF! and your chances of popularity will skyrocket! Ever dreamed of fucking one of those hot little bitches on one of them cheesy WB teen-dramas? Well NOW YOU CAN! You just walk right up and get in the girls face, and scream "YOU FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF.. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" and poke your finger in her chest! Guaranteed results, here.. don't take my word for it! Check out these satisfied customers who felt a compelling urge to write in and tell me how well my plan has worked for them!
Dear Sirs,
I was tired of being shrugged off and ignored when I had something to say. I became very depressed after trying everyday to start new conversations and having some jerk of an asshole interrupt me and talk over me. I attempted suicide at least 3 times a week, but I never had the balls to actually pull the snack machine at work onto my body, crushing it and leaving a bloody display for my fellow co-workers to point and laugh at.
Sincerely Yours,
Dick Weed
Glad to have helped Dick! At least.. I think I did.. fucking shit there's a syringe in my sprite.. ill be back in a minute..
Dear Fr0z,
I was sick of gettin punked by gankbanguz. Dem bitchz stole mah karats n mah blow n alla mah rags shiT! Knigga col' cocked me n took mah gotdayum gol' teefus! I sez to mahself "Yoo gon' take dat shit Steak Dogg or yoo gon' jack deez kniggas in dey sleep" So I'z cockd mah nine like a true thug n shot them bitchz all da fuck up! I fukn hate kindergartners! Little shitZ!
Sincerely and lovingly yours forever,
T-Bone Steak Dogg (Straight outta compton beyaaaatch!)
Coo Coo ah hearrrd dat! Nuthn ah hate mo than sum bitch kniggaz. TRYFLIN' LITL BITCHZ. we dont luv dem ho'z.
so there ya have it! Next time you're not getting the respect you DEMAND and DESERVE, you stand your stupid ass right the fuck up and you scream as loud as you can in someone's face "YOU FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF!"
best wishes,
Fr0zty