| The Bible of the Glass of Water The Book of Glassofwaterism |
| Optimist - The Glass is half full. Pessimist - The Glass if half empty. Realist - The Glass is. Samathaist - Can I drink the Water? Environmentalist - You're wasting Water. Non-Comformist - Why not milk? Pragmatist - Seeing as the glass is filled to half its capacity, we just have to accept that there is no actual right/wrong answer to the topic. Idealist - If we pour the Water into a Jug, it'll be strange and different, proving that the world can change also and become a better place! Connorist - What the hell is that Glass doing there? Equalist - Ask the Water (and let it vote!!!) |