Good Torah, I got a truck load,
And when you got it you got something,
So don't worry cause I'm coming.
Chourus:
I'm a Neshoma Man (4x)
Got what I got the Kosher way,
And I make it better each and every day,
So Talmidim, hey don't you fret,
Cause you aint seen a nothing yet.
Chourus
I was brought us on a Brooklyn street,
Learned how to shuckle before I could eat,
I was educated from Rabbinic stock,
When I start learning I just can't stop.
Chorous
Well grab the rope, and I'll pull you in,
Give you hope, and teach you all about Hashem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chourus (2x)
Carrying me home to see my kin,
Singing songs about the Holy Land,
I miss Yisroel once again and I think its a sin.
Well I heared Jessie Jackson sing about her,
I heared the Reverend put her down,
Well I hope Reverend Jackson will remember
A Jewish man don't need him around anyhow.
Chourus:
Sweet Home Eretz Yisroel
Where the flag is white and blue
Sweet Home Eretz Yisroel
Hashem, I'm coming home to you.
Well in Ramallah they love Arafat,
Now there is much more we could do.
Now suicide bombings, they sure bother me.
Well does your conscience bother you?
(Now tell the truth)
Chourus
Now in New York City they got Schlok Rock,
And they've been known to pick a song or two,
Lord they get me up so much,
They get me up when I'm feeling blue.
(Now how about you?)
Chourus
What it is, is perfectly clear
Theres a man with a bomb over there
And I'm thinking I got to beware.
(Chourus)
Everybody say
Stop, Bochrim, whats that sound
Everybody look whats going down
(The writers just started a fist fight. The rest of the lyrics to this song will be coming soon)
He fled from Gd cause he wasn't happy
He got on a boat with a really big sail
But in the end he got swallowed up by a whale
(Chourus)
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho
He-de-he-de-he-de-he
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho
Gd told Yonah to go to Ninveh
He threw up his hands and he shouted "Oy Vey
I do not want to go to that sinful town
The folks there will just kick me around"
(Chourus)
Down to the port of Yafa he went
Got on a boat and some money he spent
He tried so hard to run from the Lord
But Gd sent down a storm (and no one was bored)
(Chourus)
The guy on that boat went to Yonah and took him
Threw him off the boat when he wasn't lookn'
He got swallowed up by a really big fish
That Yonah turned out to be a tasty dish.
(Chourus)