Warning: If this article were a Toronto beach, it would be closed due to a high fecal count.
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Holy Shit!!
Toronto � Well, the shit hit the fan, almost literally, according to Gerritt de Boer of Idomo Furniture fame.
�My brand new store is knee deep in human waste,� de Boer exclaimed on Monday, �and I for one give a shit.�
During the post World Youth Day clean up, 800 000 people�s turds were flushed down city sewers and one of the sewer lines backed up into a neighbouring retail complex.
De Boer is understandably pissed off.
�My store will be closed until November to ensure that it is cleaned properly,� the lifelong-bearded proprietor stated.
What is amazing is that no one is claiming responsibility for this latest shitstorm in Toronto.
As if their shit doesn�t stink, World Youth Day organizers have shown true Christian values and denied that their collection of dumps didn�t block the sewer and the City of Toronto, whose shit never did stink, suggests that the sewers are checked regularly so they aren�t to blame either and, besides, they didn�t invite the Pope; he invited Himself. They add that for the dookies to have made it to the stores that the Fecal Fairy had to have been in a restricted area of the park.
Meanwhile while business rival, Leon�s, is continuing with its �Don�t pay a cent until 3000� sales-incentive, de Boer is considering a �This shit is Free� sales event in which he will throw in a free stool with every purchase. |
