Press Release
Heaven � Underling, Pope John Paul 2, also know as �J2P2�, for which We are still in negotiations over copyright infringement with George Lucas, has made a rather feeble inquiry about a retirement plan.
The so-called �Pontiff� has been wobbling all over the world recently to make a cash-grab based on public opinion. His mumbled speeches, slow-moving tours and shaky-handed �pontifications� are seen as below-the-belt, no pun intended, attempts to draw public support for a very early release from his duties to Us.
We, and We mean We, are not pleased.
We, and We mean We, went way the Hell, oops, out there to accept this fellow as �Pope�, despite his Polishness. We, and We mean We, didn�t recognize his surname as being such. Had it been Stanislovski, Buczek or Anything-ski, We, and We mean We, would have known better.
It is Our considered opinion that Karol should live out his term then negotiate his severance package with Us, and We mean Us. After all, every other one of those guys has done so and you don�t hear them complaining, do you? |
